Alex, June 10 2011. Rest in peace.

I tend to read Harry Potter Fanfiction although I used to be a bigger fan of Lord Of The Rings, hence why there are lots of Lord Of The Rings fanfiction in my favourites. I prefer to read fanfiction that is set either before the books have taken place or provide extra details that weren't mentioned in the books. My favourite character in the Harry Potter world is Bellatrix Lestrange. I have fallen in love with both Lamia of the Dark and Jacalyn Hyde. Jacalyn Hyde has some very good strories about the early relationship of Bellatrix and Rodolphus and would recommend to every-one, who is a fan of Harry Potter. I would like to be Bellatrix Lestrange when I grow up.

I try to leave reviews, but often don't have as much time to read as I would like. I try to make postive comments in the review, and if I think anything needs improvements, I will message you them, as I understand most people would rather advice not be public.

If you are a fan of the hunchback of notre dame and/or frankenstein, please read my friend .Emo.Gypsy work. She has written an exceptionally beautiful piece called The Monsters Prayer of FranKenstein.

Al ( .Emo.Gypsy) is one of my bestest friends from school, who I couldn't live without. She goes to a different college now, but we've remained friends. She's cool.

Jen (WeepingAngelXIII) is my another of my best friends, who has written fanfictions for Dr. Who, Buffy and Kingdom Hearts. She is also cool. Me and Jennet High 5 over the internet.

Julia (Jacalyn Hyde) is such a lovely, sweet person and as mentioned above if a great fanfiction writer. She had beta read one of my fanfictions, which I truly appreciate. I love her so much.

Sarah is another lovely person who is always giving me encouragement. She is from Manchester like me (High 5 to Sarah) and has agreed to beta read another fanfiction (which I will hold her too). She has written some lovely fanfics, and has helped to wean me off my Harry Potter fanfic , with her Merlin ans Sweeney Todd Fanfictions. My favourtie of her fanfictions remain Being An Auror isn't always Exciting, This Boredom is Beyond a Joke and Forever.

Azzie(Inkfire) - how many ways for I love thee? Let me count the ways... Az puts up with my pathetic attempts to speak French. She sends endless amounts of encouragement and kind words. She is awesome, awesome (that is she is so awesome she deserves 'awesome' to be said twice).

My friend, ArdeaSpark, is a complete jewel of a person, and a writer. She has written some awesome Dr.Who/Narnia cross-over fics, which I love, and has been an awesome friend for the past 5 or 6 years. Check her stories out.

Quotes:

( Me and my friends were sat in the Library.One of my friends, Jen, was being feed Haribo sweets by her boy-friend).

Me: Next time you'll be feeding each other cake - wedding cake.

(Jen's boyfriend makes some scared noise and walks away)

Barbossa:Still thinkin' of running, Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know the problem with being the last of anything, by and by there be none left at all.
Jack Sparrow:Sometimes things come back mate. We're livin' proof, you and me.
Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back. But passin' on, that's dead certain.
Jack Sparrow: Summoning the brethren court then, is it?
Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
Jack Sparrow: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack Sparrow: World's still the same. There's just less in it.

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

Jack Sparrow: What? You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Captain Teague: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.

Will Turner: I said to myself, think like Jack.
Jack Sparrow: And this is what you arrived at?

Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
falls down stairs, holds up jar again
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Random ones (which I borrowed from other people/ off the internet etc):

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes.

If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few)

Who laughs last thinks the slowest

When things go wrong, the person who is smiling has found some-one to blame it on

Don't take life to seriously - no-one gets out alive

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

If you're happy, you're successful.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall.

Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer??

Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

Copy and paste:

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you ever wondered who does this "copy and paste this into your profile" stuff, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but still can't remember if it is push or pull, copy and paste into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you have at least one scar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Bellatrix Lestrange wannabe, join my fanclub, and copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire,GothNotEmo13, onyxrush707, Inkfire , Aragornevenstar4eva

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, Aragornevenstar4eva

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, Inkfire, Aragornevenstar4eva

91 percent of teen girls would faint if they met the Jonas Brothers. If you are a PART of that 9 percent that would stand there laughing and pointing at them, then wondering what the Hell you're doing so close to the -Shudder- Jonas Brothers and proceeded to vomit all over said fainted girls, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GOOD PUPIL who doesn't MAKE FRIENDS EASILY so I MUST contempt and/or hate people who haven't good marks.
I already CUT MY WRISTS, so I WILL end up jumping off a bridge or something along those lines.
I don't put on MAKEUP so I'm CONDEMNED to be single forever.
I love READING so I MUST have nothing else to do with my free time.
I love METAL MUSIC so I MUST be gothic.

My stories:

Es solo un punto de cruz, mi querido ( title is spanish for 'It's only a cross stich, my love') - One chapter out of three posted, second chapter in progress. I can't put a link to the cross stitch that is decribed in this fanfiction. If you type in 'Elliot and Buttons, family portrait' into google you should find it. It's a cross stich of 5 elephants. I am currently writing chapter 2 of this, as the notes for chapter 2, were on a laptop which has not been working well now for some months. Fortunately I have been able to save it onto a pen drive, and am currently writing chapter 2.

Wat wordt bedoeld, is niet zoals ik (title is dutch for 'What is meant, is not like me') - Written for a challenge on Sarah's forum. It's a songfic, set to Bruce Springsteen's 'Thunder Road'. POV of Lucius, during a death eater and how he is considering defecting.

My favourite:-

Theatre shows: Avenue Q, The Rocky Horror Picture Show(the film is good, but nothing beats seeing it live), Wicked

Books: HP, LOTR, Plain Truth, Anything by Jodi Picoult

Films: HP, LOTR, Disney Films, Jersey Girl, The Rocky Horror Show

Actors/actresses: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, David Bedella, Kara Lane, Jason Isaccs

Bands/Singers: Aerosmith, Epica, Within Temptation, Alice Cooper, Meatloaf, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton, Bruce Springsteen. Essentialy whatever is in my parents music collection.