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 hi im anya (one of my middle names) everyone calls me olivia (my first middle name) but i prefer anya :D links for who you think should be renesmee cullen in my stories you can PM me and say who you like better. (just copy and paste them into the bar at the top where you type in websites to go to and they come up) : nicole fox: file:///Users/Olivia/Desktop/128089887623575-4.gif analeigh tipton: file:///Users/Olivia/Desktop/128089887623575-2.gif both girls are from americas next top model bella during human years: file:///Users/Olivia/Desktop/rachel_americasnexttopmodel13_290.jpg bella as a vampire: file:///Users/Olivia/Desktop/128148497749476-4.gif more official charactors pictures coming soon! copyright!!!!! i put together all of the blends for the charactor pictures!!!!! ~coming soon~* bella catches a virus that all of the other cullen girls want! new charactors!!!! Things i like: twilight GLEE! (yes i am a gleek *reveals gleeky braces*) edward cullen vampires movies: the fourth kind sweeny todd the last exorcism vampires suck the ocean swimming the clique series uglies series history science geography edwarlover10 (shes an author on fanfiction) carlisle (for some unknown reason hes my favorite charactor...) TYRA BANKS!!!!!!!!!!! (my hero) antm!!!! (americas next top model) animals (such as lions and giraffes) my pets ( dogs: leo and annie fat cat:milo) modeling apple (company) reading book series reading fanfiction!!!! acting/singing/preforming music the hangover (FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!) names traveling "the clique series" "series of unfortunate events" "the name of this book is secret" jane eyre emily bronte (sorry! i dont know how to get the umlou) words writing me... art the tyra show!!!!! (sadly cancelled so she could write books :) cant wait 2 read them ty!) spongebob (HEY!!!! you are NEVER too old for him!!!!) forks washington vulturra italy la push isle esme the word "sassy" (dont ask cause i dont know myself...) 1) Object in room u die with out 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? 3) Do you own guns? 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? 6) What do you think of hot dogs? 7) Favorite song? 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 9) Can you do push ups? 10) Can you do a chin up? ... Any Cullen Crest jewerly or my cross. CATHOLIC AND PROUD! 12) do you like blue cheese? okay! :) 13) Ever been in a car wreck? 14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? 15) Middle name? 16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment? 2) my foot contorts and its not normal... 3) in the back of my mind there are family guy charactors conversing about lemon plege 17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday? 18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? 19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly? 20) Current worry? 21) Current hate right now? 22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family? ya. 23) How did you bring in the New Year? i slept through it 24) Where would you like to be right now? in the twilight books. 25) Name three people who will complete this? I don't know. 26) Do you own slippers? yes 27) What shirt are you wearing? 28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? 29) Can you whistle? 3o.) Which hand do you use to write? 31) Would you be a pirate? besides, pirates are awesome! and better than ninjas!!!!! stewie: I RESENT THAT! me: go die in a hole 32) What songs do you sing in the shower? 33) Favorite girl's name? 34) Favorite boy's name? 35) What's in your pocket? 36) Last person that made you laugh? 37) Best bed sheets as a child? 38) Worst injury you've ever had? hey! for some reason, in my class, everyone talks about going to th hospittol... its almost like there bragging! 39) Do you love where you live? 40) How many TVs do you have in your house? 41) Who is your loudest friend? 42) How many dogs do you have? 43) Does someone have a crush on you? 45) Did you notice that there is no number 44? 46) What is your favorite candy? 47) Favorite Sports Team? 48) Where is the next place you want to travel to? 49) What were you doing 12 AM last night? watching cycle 14 of antm. 50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? If you think a majority of the cast of Twilight looks annoying except Ashley Greene and rpattz copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a fondness of muffins copy and paste this into your profile. people say that muffins re just ugly cupcakes, i say, cupcakes are just muffins with makeup copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Kristen Stewart looks like she's a bitch copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes have a strange desire to pic up a box of unsuspecting crayons and sniff them (preferably crayola) copy and paste this into your profile. -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile -If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile -If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile -If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile -If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. -92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. -If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I cried and blamed Bella for not being able to keep a man.) -If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. -If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. -If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile -If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile -Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV. -If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. -If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile. -IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! -If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. -If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile -If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile -If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. -If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you like bendy straws copy and paste this onto your profile -If you like squishy things copy and paste this into your profile -if you think "The Hangover" is the funniest movie of all time, copy and paste this to your profile!!!!!!! Way to know you are obsessed with Twilght! You have seriously considered cliff diving. At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth. Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’ Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’ Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn. Harry Potter is old news. You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary. You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns. People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests) It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities. You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery. Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions. Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring. You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time. It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts. It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed. You have twilightous, a disease that makes you addictied to twilight When you go to the doctor’s you tell your mom that you want a different doctor. When she asks why you say ‘Cos’ his name’s not Carlisle, he doesn’t have a wife called esme, or adopt any children and he’s NOT A VAMPIRE’ When you watch hospital programs and someone is dying you scream ‘CARLISLE SAVE THEM!’ You have the whole official twilight soundtrack on your iPod/ MP3 You have read loads of these lists And reviewed them And realized that they were pretty much all true Twilight has bought you and your best friend so much closer You growl a lot more And have learnt how to pounce You insult your brother/ sister by saying there a werewolf/vampire (depending on what you are) And by saying they smell like werewolf/ vampire You insult your friend by saying she’s a dog And she growls at you You hate the fact that you have to wait a year for New Moon But in a way don’t want to see it Cos’ your gonna cry SOOOO much When you told your friend she laughed at you Cos’ she’s team Jacob and said it was her movie When you did a geography project you wanted Kellan Lutz to be your sponser But your stupid friends said no =( You go on fanfiction like everyday to see if the twilight story’s you have subscribed to have any updates And get sad when they don’t You looked for Wuthering Heights in you library And got sad when they didn’t have it But are now happy cos’ you found it today =) When you saw the film ‘The Lost Boys’ you kept saying ‘Keh soo stereotypical!’ You were so happy when they announced that they were gonna keep Taylor Lautner as Jacob In fact you screamed You can relate ANYTHING to twilight Whenever you see/find glitter you pour it over yourself And everyone else When you were in history and saw a husky on a video you and your friend went ‘IT’S JACOB!’ (lol that did happen and everyone stared at us not knowing what you meant (how could they not know!? its jacob for crying out loud!!!) When someone says vampires and werewolves aren’t real, you shout at them and give them a lecture You leave your window open for Edward at night If you ever get a dog you know your gonna call it Jacob, Quil, Embry, Seth etc… You search EVERYWHERE for silver Volvo’s or any of the other cars in twilight And told your dad you want a Aston Martin Vanquish for your 18th birthday And he laughed at you And you sulked for days You want to buy contacts in the colour of; butterscotch or red Apple’s are now your favorite fruit And whenever you have one you hold it the twilight way On your bebo, facebook or whatever you put your location as Forks Or Isle Esme Or La Push You and your friend want to go to twilight college And if one doesn’t exist…well it should And if you did got there you would totally get A in like EVERY area You wrote on you science work Ariadne olivia Anya Cullen (or your name lol) When you watched P.S. I love you, you screamed at the women cos’ one of her job options was vampire slayer You think van helsing is Gay! And he obviously never met Edward Cullen You got jealous of your friends mom because she read twilight but your mom refuses. Cos she knows how obsessed you are And refer’s to twilight as ‘That vampire thing’ When your in the car and your parent’s are driving you say ‘Why are we going so slow’ And they look at you weirdly cos’ there going at 70MPH You think they could have cast bella better By picking rachel eicelberger (but me in my mind) You have random conversations by yourself with the twilight characters And have to admit that they do give a good conversation And when you tell your mom she laughs at you Ditto with the rest of your family when you cry, you try not to let tears fall if you can say that your sister went to mcjaggers daughters party in london and saw edward cullen post this in ur profile (yeah thats right, im bragging!) if you refer to the cast of twilight as there charactors, please say "I" *chorus of Is* Write 12 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below: 1.carlisle 2. edward 3.emmet 4.alice 5.rosalie 6.Esme 7.bella (i dont really like the decicions she makes, but i would want to be her :p) 8.Jacob 9.jane 10.embry 11.Renesmee 12.emily 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? esme and nessie - nessie spends time with her grandma awwwwwww sure! :) 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? um... *coughs* im straight... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? thats not even phisically possible... 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? jane ... no 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? he cant date his mom sicko!!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? rose+jane i cant be sure, but last time i conversed with her in my mind, shes not homosexual. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? bella walks in on edward and emily ... she would kill emily... 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. emmet disguises himself as a bush to sneak into an x rated movie. gets caught by embry. oneshot 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? carlisle/Jacob... please dont ask me questions like that. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. bella and emily - ... 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Jacob...Probably Jacob Black by The Mitch Hansen Band lolz 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? carlisle/esme/emily WARNING!!: emily walks in 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? rosalie yesterday 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).” carlisle and bella are in a happy relationship until jane runs off with alice. carlisle, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nessie and a brief unhappy affair with emily, then follows the wise advice of rosalie and finds true love with edward. wow. Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Hold an auction. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Make sushi. Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex." Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word |
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