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Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock.

Ok 4th attempt at writing this, I'm tearing my hair out if it doesn't work this time...

Well 15 years old, living in Dublin. I've wanted to be a writer since I could barely read and was still doing my B's backwards ( which was just last week.. no, I'm messing since I was about three), and it's still a major ambition, along with being a rock star, though somehow I think the writer thing is more plausible.

I've been reading stories on Fanfic for months now now, but only joined a little while ago. Please don't eat me if you don't like my fics ... because I bite back.

Doctor Who, House, Criminal Minds,

Favorite Quotes and moments...

X-Files

(Byers shoves his head into a bucket of water)

Langly: Byers is trying to kill himself.

Frohike ( without even looking up from the computer screen ) : Stop trying to kill yourself, Byers, it's not deep enough. Come see what we found.

Scully: Our "friend" from the CIA is about as unbelievable as his story. As is everything about this case. I mean, whatever happened to "Trust no one"?
Mulder: Oh, I changed it to "Trust everyone." Didn't I tell you?

Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big Macho Man?
Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

Faulkner: The proper authorities showed up with a couple of men in black. One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off. Like, her hair was red, but it was a little too red, you know? And the other one, the tall lanky one, his face was so blank and expressionless, he didn't seem human. I think he was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead alien.
Mulder screams like a woman

Mulder: Do you know where she is?
Scully: In a mental institution.
Mulder: I'd go with you, but I'm afraid they'd lock me up.
Scully: Me too.

Mulder (handcuffed to a mental ward bed) : Five years we've been together, Scully. You must have seen this coming.

Skinner: Who wrote this report?
"Mulder": I did, Sir.
Skinner: You spelled "Federal Bureau of Investigation" wrong.
"Mulder": It's a typo.
Skinner: Twice.

Mulder: Hey, Scully.
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh, brother...

Scully: Mulder, please just keep reminding him you were drugged.
Mulder: Will you stop that! Stop that.
Scully: It couldn't hurt.
Skinner: Scully? Mulder?
Mulder: I was drugged!

Mulder: They say when you talk to God it's prayer. But when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia.

HOUSE...x

House:"...there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up."

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

Dr. Gregory House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?

Dr. House: leaning over the end of the patient's bed Don’t worry, I’m not going to burn you again. I’m going to reveals needle STAB YOU!

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Cracked by rosiesbar reviews
Hawkeye and Trapper stumble across a crate of eggs, and, the hopes of a break from powdered eggs, decide to hatch the chicks. However, their venture turns tragic in a twist that stays with Hawkeye for years later, only to resurface when he least expects it. (First 2 chapters are pure fluff, then, in true MASH fashion, it turns darker. Spoilers for the finale in Chapter 4.)
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Frank B., Hawkeye P., Radar O., Trapper M. - Complete
Dear Hawkeye by Therm reviews
They got one another through Hell in Korea, and now their lives continue again. A series of letters written by BJ and Hawkeye to one another.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - BJ H., D. Pierce, Hawkeye P.
Hannibal the Not-so-Secretly a Cannibal by SmaugWearsaScarf reviews
Jack Crawford is an idiot, Will is crazy, Alana is oblivious, and Hannibal wonders if everyone is stupid. Crackfic.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., J. Crawford
Chevra by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Captain Kirk thinks he has a comfortable working relationship with his new Vulcan first officer, but he can't really see them as friends.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Blood Is Thicker by DancingInTheDark85 reviews
SPOILERS FOR HOME: The group struggles to see why Daryl always defends Merle. Maggie, angry at what has happened to her and Glenn, intends to find out just what kind of hold he has on the younger Dixon.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Daryl D., Merle D., Maggie G. - Complete
Undertow by nb41 reviews
Spock and Kirk struggle to survive the fallout from being in the wrong place at the wrong time during a diplomatic mission. A post-STID adventure during the five year mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Sick by Peachuzoid reviews
As Daryl's health takes a turn for the worse, the others fear for his life.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D., Carol, Carl G. - Complete
100 Galaxies by EveryDayArtist reviews
100 prompts, 100 stories, 100 days
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,956 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Overdose by TabithaWinchester reviews
"Family don't end with blood." Yet this one was about to end in blood now that its root was gone. Lets face it, Sam was always the solid ground in their messed up and hugely diverse family of ex-demons, former angels, prophets, and the sister they never knew they wanted. Now that he was gone, everyone slowly starts to cave.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Charlie B. - Complete
If I Had to Keep You by KLMeri reviews
Leonard is not enthusiastic about his new roommate. Jim, on the other hand, is ecstatic. Or maybe manic, which is more than slightly disturbing to Leonard. That, along with a little PTSD, concerned friends, late-night confessions and an unusual pet put McCoy and Kirk on the road to recovery in the aftermath of Marcus and Khan. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,201 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ponies are Illogical by PlotbunnyChariot reviews
When Spock is forced to babysit an Ambassador's set of seven-year-old twins, hilarity and just a touch of chaos ensue. But is there more to this situation than meets the eye? Please read and review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Spock - Complete
The Room by Artisticmom2 reviews
Martha joins the Doctor on the TARDIS and is told to pick a room of her own. Just not that one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Rose T. - Complete
If You Need Me by ChristianGateFan reviews
Shortly after Operation: Annihilate and Amok Time, Spock saves McCoy's life by bringing the wrath of aliens imprisoning them and Kirk on himself, instead. He is not as prepared for the consequences as he thought, and it is his friends who will have to be there to help him pick up the pieces in the aftermath. If he will let them. Thankfully, both Kirk and McCoy are stubborn.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Fire and Water by KCS reviews
Sequel of sorts to My Captain; namely the corresponding McCoy-and-Spock-centric version of that story. Five reasons why there's only one person aboard ship who's willing to get in-between Commander Spock and CMO Leonard McCoy, and one reason why even that person will duck and run for cover sometimes instead.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,450 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock
Errors on the Edge of Forever by louiseb reviews
"A joyless smile, a shuttered look, a turn of shoulders. Is this how friendship ends?" Set after "The City on the Edge of Forever". Spock fears the worst.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
After Ealdor by finn1013 reviews
There's a fine line between good and evil, and Merlin wonders if he's crossed it. Angst. Missing scenes from 4.13, or AU within the episode itself. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,867 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, Gaius - Complete
Less Funny In Space by exiled mind reviews
The ship's internal communication systems are down, leading to frustration and embarrassingly garbled messages.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Command Gold by Reigen Doki reviews
Poor Jim, he just can't keep his shirt on. Spock just hadn't realized how often the captain lost his shirts until now. Just friendly stuff people Rated for 'suggestive' situations and language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/2/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Card by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Lestrade has already met one very strange man today - he's about to meet another.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Shillelagh Law by Reigen Doki reviews
A young Jim Kirk celebrates his birthday in a San Francisco bar and teaches a Vulcan cadet something about bar room brawls. Set before the movie. Rated for the language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A NotSoNormal Shore Leave by To.The.Hilt reviews
Jim, Spock, and Bones and a Shore Leave... on Vulcan! Sounds like the epitome of Boredom to Bones, but at least nothing bad can happen... right? NON-SLASH Kplus Cuz I'm paranoid and I like to beat the crap out of Jim.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Mobile Phones, Rubble and Shock by prettybirdy979 reviews
In the aftermath of the explosion, Lestrade must work to keep Sherlock Holmes alive and make sense of his communications... with only a mobile phone and Sherlock buried under the rubble of the pool.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
If It had to Perish Twice by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate to say that ice is also great and would suffice. Albert/Coop preslash
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
For Mine Eyes Only by SilverWolf7 reviews
In a way to try and help Spock deal with the death of his mother, planet and everything with it, the ship counsellor tasks him to not openly express his emotions like a human would, but to write them down instead. He reluctantly agrees to it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 18,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Spock - Complete
Sequelae by Lil black dog reviews
A series of short vignettes regarding the aftermath of the Psi 2000 virus as seen through the eyes of the victims.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Not so Dumb by prettybirdy979 reviews
John and Sherlock find a little gift after the events of A Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Transfers by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
One-shots about different crew transferring onto/off Enterprise. Mostly humor, some other types. Summary chapter 9: The temporary captain has broken The Rule; Do not speak badly of the ship. ESPECIALLY not before Scotty.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Second First Impressions by KCS reviews
Written for a LiveJournal fic exchange with the prompt of "McCoy gets walloped on the head, giving Spock a second chance to meet the doctor for the first time. Does it change anything?" Nonslash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Aftermath by KCS reviews
In the wake of Operation Annihilate, several issues are left unaddressed and unresolved, including placement of blame for the full-spectrum experiment resulting in Spock's blindness, and coping with a grieving man. Fourshot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Xenophobia by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Summary; expansion on my oneshot, xenophobia, wherein Mr. Spock is transferred temporarily under a xenophobic Captain Granby and can not communicate with Starfleet or Enterprise. Mutiny is only logical. Angsty, no pairings, rated for language/violence.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,077 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Pursuit of Truth by KCS reviews
Haiti charity fic for the request of the aftermath of Plato's Stepchildren, specifically Spock trying to cope with his emotional violation and his near-uncontrollable anger over Parmen's actions towards Kirk. Threeshot. Nonslash triumvirate fic.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Of Mirrors by EmRose92 reviews
Kirk and Spock are watching McCoy, and they don't like what they see. He has terrible nightmares, doesn't eat, and no longer finds any pleasure in baiting Spock. In fact, he seems to be avoiding the Vulcan completely. A conclusion to "Mirror, Mirror".
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,509 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Gift by KCS reviews
Scene set just after Journey to Babel. Amanda Grayson-Sarek watches her son as he cares for his recovering captain, and the Captain indirectly offers her a rare gift.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Spock, Amanda G. - Complete
Human Souls by KCS reviews
In the wake of Operation Annihilate, the three people most affected by the Denevan parasites come together over a familiar game with less familiar metaphors. Not part of Aftermath series; full author's notes inside.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Great Affection by VergofTowels reviews
While on a strange planet, Spock is affected with a mysterious affliction... Can Kirk reverse his transformation? kid!Spock, K/S preslash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
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Still Life reviews
Sherlock and John get called in on the murder of an up-and-coming model - but the further they delve, the more complex things become. Set post-Baskerville, spoilers for S1 and mild spoilers for episodes 1&2 of S2.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Twisted Puzzle reviews
A short one-shot, slightly cracky dialogue between John and Sherlock in Baker Street. John regrets recommending Sherlock a new case.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.