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One of my friends hates FourTris! If you think that isn't humanly possible, copy and paste this into your profile! :) :) If you think anyone who hates Divergent or TFIOS should go to hell, copy and paste this onto your profile Write the names of 12 Divergent characters in no particular order 1. Christina 2. Uriah 3. Will 4. Four 5. Zeke 6. Tris 7. Marlene 8. Natalie 9. Andrew 10. Max 11. Peter 12. David Read this it's hilarious Uriah: Okay, let's begin, Candor or Dauntless? Augustus: What's Candor? Isaac: I can't see anything Prim: What's Dauntless? Tris: Don't you guys know? The five factions. Peeta: Whats a faction? And there are twelve Katniss: No, we have districts and there are actually thirteen Peeta Hazel: No, we live in a normal world. Tris: I thought we had a war and everything else was destroyed, except for Chicago. Four: I'm confused Hazel: Wait, factions? Districts? What the heck? Gale: Have you escaped the fence yet? Zeke: You have a fence too? Ours is heavily guarded, and we don't know what's out there. Katniss: Oh, our fence is just a broken electricity one and we've been outside. Peeta: Don't tell them that they could be working for the Capitol! Augustus: What's the Capitol? President Snow: it's the most amazing place in all of the districts. Katniss: Get out of here I am the mockingjay and I should have shot you instead of President Coin! Katniss: *shoots President Snow and he leaves* Tris: Presidents? We have leaders, but most of them are jerks like Jeanine Prim: Jeanine? That sounds like something Buttercup growled while choking Christina: Buttercup? I am so confused Peeta: Who wants some bread? *holds up newly baked piece of bread* Tris: NO NO NO! GET THAT AMITY BREAD AWAY FROM ME Uriah and Zeke: I WANT IT GIMMEE *snatches bread of Peeta* Four: NO THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA Uriah and Zeke: *spits out bread* This is not amity bread, do you have any dauntless cake? Peeta: Dauntless Cake? I just bake normal cake Four: I like cake Peeta: Cake is good Tris: ... Will: Why are we even here? Marlene: I have no idea Clove: KNIFE KNIFE MOTHERF*CKASSS! Katniss: CLOVE HAS A KNIFE, GET HER FINNICK! Finnick: *stabs clove with trident* Lynn: Now that's not bloody at all... Tris: Oh, I know someone like that! Peter! He and Clove would make a good couple. Cato: No way Beotch, I already have her! Peter: You called Tris? Tris: Peter go away! Four: Don't make me punch you! Everyone: *fights each other with special weapons* For people that hate stereotypes: If you think peopleYou're a book-aholic if... (Bold is True, Normal is false You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. (I'm not very big on re-reading) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (ButI can recite the TFIOS trailer word for word and am always doing so!) If you have ever walked into a wall before, copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you have had to explain to people at school/home, and to your friends what fanfictions are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted at people on TV what you want them to do, copy and paste this to your profile. If you constantly slip into your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you daydream about living in a book's world, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like sweets, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been hyper before, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a crush, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want to strangle all the bad characters in Divergent so that we can have Fourtris fourever) should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(Kind of) I'm Chinese, so I MUST eat cat and dog GODLY PARENT QUIZ! Your Godly Parent is... ZEUS You like being in charge. 6/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 8/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 7/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 3/10 ARES You often start fights. 8/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. You're valedictorian in your class (I'm not in high school yet) 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 5/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools 1/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 3/10 (Oh, well... She is my favorite...) HERMES You like pick pocketing your friends. 4/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 2/10 If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for something to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile. If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist. If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. TRY NOT TO CRY... :'( Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" You know you're obsessed with Divergent when... It's all you talk about You dress like the different factions if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! if your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (LOL. When I went to see Divergent, I did exactly that, in the scene where Four says "Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up" I started laughing hysterically... :) Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. 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If you, like Uri, wanna bring "Pansycake" back, copy and paste this onto your profile If you call people pansycakes and asshats, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Shailene Woodley is better then Jenn Lawrence, copy and paste this onto your profile. Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different. Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...) Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life. Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot. Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets. Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class. 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