Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

It began with her spying on him. But it was her duty right? It raised Naruto's interest to unbelievable levels. She was beautiful and she captivated every fiber of his being. But it was more than her beauty that grabbed his interest...his obsession. *Non-massacre* Fem!Itachi(Izumi)/Naruto *fem!ita*

Harry sacrificed everything to kill the Dark Lord. He sacrificed more to kill the next one. And the next. And the next. By the end, he had nothing left to give, and nothing left to win. Burdened by failure, he's thrown into a new world with familiar faces and unfamiliar personalities, and must fight to survive. AU, Dimension Travel, Graphic Violence.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!

In a world where Itachi truly wiped out every last Uchiha, Zetsu is at a loss for what to do: after all his schemes to resurrect Kaguya, he suddenly lost his most useful minions. Drastic measures were needed to acquire Uzumaki Naruto. Starts shortly after the Tsunade retrieval arc. Rated M for future romance, language, and bloodshed. Mokuton!Naruto. AU

Jiraiya's lackluster training pushes Naruto to the edge. When he loses himself to despair the ramifications are felt for several within Konoha.

Daphne Greengrass wouldn't realise that a chance encounter at the age of eleven could have led her to have a life of adventure. Fourteen years later she meets Harry Potter again, this time over a dead body, but will she walk away or stay? He's a consulting detective and she's a healer, worlds apart from some, but for others, it could be just the beginning. AU.

Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blond Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Kishimoto is a bad writer so a band of twelve year old aspiring writers hope to make it better. How are they going to do it? By giving Naruto a 12 inch dick and fuck every kunoichi except Sakura. or By giving him an awesome bloodline since that fits his character better. Well, here are some of the greatest ideas that came from the greatest minds of the Naruto fanfiction community

Yin and Yang. Two Properties needed to create a strong Jinchuuriki. Placing Yin in Naruto and Yang into one of the strongest Swords in all of the elemental nations, watch a legend come from nothing. AU

The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

Because Tom Riddle and Lily Potter were brilliant. Harry James Potter wakes up on his eighth birthday knowing terrible, great love. Ravenclaw Harry, soul-merging.

Gohan, the Prodigal Warrior and Vegeta, the Destined Prince, have always been seen as two sides of the same coin. Years of knowing each other throughout each other's hardships has led up to a single solitary moment that will forever change their lives. An evil that neither can defeat on their own comes forth. Can they overcome their differences and become Earth's new champion?

During the battle of the bridge, Naruto, in a last-ditch attempt to save his friends, makes a deal with the very thing that is the source of his isolation. Unlocking a power never seen before, Naruto becomes feared. Feared for his power. The power of a negro. smart!Naruto strong!Naruto negro!Naruto. Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Onoki, Hiruzen, Pakkun, Derek, Lee, Tonton bashing.

This is a story of Naruto being neglected by his parents and become and anbu and gains a name for his self and has been trained by Madara and Hasirama And his mother secretly raping him and sealing off his memory of it.

AU. Rescued during a rainy night by Raggio, the Lightning Dragon King, Natsu is taken under the mighty dragon's wing, taking in all the knowledge available and becoming a Lightning Dragon Slayer... a nigh-unstoppable force of nature. How will Fairy Tail and the world fare when Natsu Draggio makes his appearance? Eventual Godlike!Natsu x Small Collective (Harem).

Known as The Smartest Fool, Naruto is actually is a quiet boy with an introverted personality. With his only friend being his female childhood friend by the name of Sayuri Uchiha, the last surviving Uchiha, he does not have that much people to talk to. Watch as he strives to be a better individual and form new bonds with the people he will meet in his journey. Gender bender.

He gave them peace, but they craved war. He gave them knowledge, and they used it to kill. He gave them understanding, and they corrupted it. This war-torn, shinobi world was not his legacy. The Child of Prophecy was born. And the Rikudo Sennin was back. It is time to change the world, again.

The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.