Name: Like I'm going to tell you that. (You can call me Jet, though)

Other Aliases: Lana, Lanee.

Location: ...

Hobbies: Reading and writing (both original and fan fiction), surfing the web pointlessly, browsing PC (Pokecommunity forums), and generally putting off schoolwork.

Pet Peeves: Too many to list.

Things to know about my stories...

I will sometimes refer to Dawn's Pachirisu as Pachi.

My third-person stories tend to switch POV. If it happens too abruptly, let me know.

In my summaries, I will only include the prefix of the ship. I won't include 'shipping,' because that only takes up the precious summary space.

Arceus will always be referred to as female.

Pikachu is male.

Piplup is female.

Things to know about me as an author/person:

People that review for the sole purpose of asking for me to review/read their stories are permanently put on my blacklist.

Yes, the Pokemon nicknames may be weird. There's a reason I named them that, so don't review to only complain about the names.

In terms of shipping, I'm fairly open. But, I absolutely can't stand AdvanceShipping or mutual PenguinShipping. Of all pairings, the ones I really enjoy reading are PearlShipping, CavalierShipping, LightningPearlShipping, and TwinleafShipping (mainly game-based).

Current Goals (General):

Hits on profile page: 50

Total reviews for my stories: 10

Reviews I submit to other stories: 10

Total stories/one-shots on the site: 5

To-do List:

Pearlshipping story!

Start those drabbles nagging at me.

Start the one-shots nagging at me.

Shipping to-do list:

Heliotrope (EspeonxMewtwo)

Darkness (UmbreonxMewtwo)

Nightlight (EspeonxUmbreon)

My guarantees

I promise good grammar and spelling with every chapter.

I will never write a blatant anti-ship fic.

You will never, ever, see me write a Pokemon high school fic. Ever. -eyetwitch-

Requests to all Reviewers:

Please, please, please, don't just give me mindless compliments. If you liked the chapter/story, say what you liked, so I can keep doing things like it.

On a similar note, no mindless flames either. Say what you didn't like and I'll see what I can do to fix it.

NO CHATSPEAK PLEASE. Reviewers who use chatspeak don't look as smart as the people that don't. Unintelligent reviewers don't reflect on my stories' quality at all.

Proper grammar and spelling, too, please. And don't review telling me my grammar needs work if you're not even capitalizing. I'll chew you out for it. -_-

Remember: Constructive criticism mindless compliments mindless flaming

Simple as that, folks.

Helpful Links (please, for the love of all things good, read these. You won't regret it.):

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