Chaos speaking! Or Valin.. Or w/e... Anyways! Before you get all confused, anything that I put into here will never be serious or 'good' fanfiction. Just humor based for wierd people that are missing parts of their brain... FARTCORN is indeed the perfect example... SO... Now that I have that out of the way I am Lord Chaos from Chikara.

FROM FARTCORN CHAPTER 3 REMIXED VERSION!

Naraku: Is sitting on a winky step half asleep mumbling No... Not ther- No...I said not the gay doggies- Slower...

Naraku: Is quickly snapped back into reality and falls off the gay doggies step ...Hakudoushi? What big boobies you have? Naraku's petting zoo you want?

Naraku: Come on child! Sing the gay doggies Oompa Loompa song with Nar Wonka! Oompa Loompa Doompa De Doo... Aho's got something up my ass for you!

Inuyasha: What big boobies you have? The gay doggies HELL FOR! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

Sesshoumaru: Answer during sex, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: I’m not gonna answer during sex, you answer during sex!

Naraku: Find the gay doggies magic stick!

Cow: Ugh...
Title Reads: “The Gay Doggies Benefits of Using Cheese Whiz Lubricant”
No... Wait, what big boobies you have? The gay doggies hell ya doing here? Get up offa TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FLOPPY PURPLE BASTARD!

"I have learned not to think little of any one's belief, no matter how strange it may be. I have tried to keep an open mind, and it is not the ordinary things of life that could close it, but the strange things, the extraordinary things, the things that make one doubt if they be mad or sane." - Dracula, by Bram Stroker

(ALIDA GAVE IT TO CHAOS! EH HEH HEH...)

CHARACTER BIOS! (FOR THE MADE-UP CHARACTERS!)

AHO: A GAY ORANGE SEAHORSE WHO SAYS "SQUEE" A LOT. HE ALSO HAS A LUSTING FOR NARAKU! AND IS THE CHIKARA MASCOT.

COW: IS A COW... AND AHO'S PIMP!

EXTRA INFO!

"REMIXED" VERSIONS OF FARTCORN: Do you know what a word filter is? WE'LL I DO!