I am a member of the Church of the Holy Ghost. Here is a prayer:

O Holy Ghost,

Benevolent Spirit and Bro,

Ever-Watching, except when it would be creepy,

Destroyer of the Anti-Christ, the Unholy Ghost, and Gatan:

Bless us with your sheetly form,

Your golden cross,

Magically glued to your forehead-

Save us all.

Holy Spirit!

Though you do not like that name,

Because its not "cool",

Save us from those that would tyrannize.

Please accept our prayer-

We follow you in whatever you will do next,

Be it time travel or fighting evil cabbage.

Amen.