Before you start reading this , F.L.E.M. wants you to know that there is swearing involved. Can you deal with that? If yes continue, If not then still continue because F.L.E.M warned you. Smiley face.

F.L.E.M. is the author and the author is me, not hard to figure out. I write stories so people can read them. Hopefully, people will like F.L.E.M.'s stories. If not F.L.E.M.

doesn't give a fuck or in other words I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. Smiley face. But if people do like F.L.E.M.'s stories well then F.L.E.M. is very happy or I AM VERY HAPPY!

Another smiley face. F.L.E.M. likes all types of books, but F.L.E.M doesn't really read, but at the same time F.L.E.M. does read. Smiley face. Do you get what F.L.E.M. is

saying. If not oh well. Smiley face. All F.L.E.M. knows is that if people like F.L.E.M.'s stories then F.LE.M. is going to keep writing them. F.L.E.M thought "If I'm going to read

stories might as well try writing them. Worst thing can happen is people not liking them. Might as well wing it! Why not?" And that is how F.L.E.M. began this writing thing.

So please enjoy F.L.E.M.'s stories. Go ahead read them. And if anyone has suggestions, please let F.L.E.M. know. Smiley face. F.L.E.M does not mind other's ideas. F.L.E.M.

is a people pleaser after all because F.L.E.M. knows that someone out there smiled while reading this. Smiley face. But one thing F.L.E.M. does mind is other people's

bullshit. F.L.E.M. will not tolerate crap from anyone. Smiley face. So if someone is bullshitting with F.L.E.M., F.L.E.M. will be using the block user button and F.L.E.M. will be

using it without a damn care in the world. Big fucking smiley face. An as you can see F.L.E.M swears from time to time, but that is just F.L.E.M. It's part of F.L.E.M.'s

personality. Oh well. But someone is still reading this and still smiling. Yes? Smiley face. F.L.E.M. likes romance and humor and with that being said F.L.E.M. likes romantic

comedies. Hell yea, most definitely. So, please enjoy F.L.E.M.'s stories. Also F.L.E.M. doesn't mind making friends. But remember no bullshit because F.L.E.M. doesn't want

to spam the block user button. For F.L.E.M. is too lazy to do that anyway. F.L.E.M. bids you farewell. Smiley face.

P.S. if this is not enough for you P.M. F.L.E.M, maybe F.L.E.M. will read it. Smiley face. Maybe. F.L.E.M is funny, yes?