Hi.

I go under the title hakon2feb, and since I'm not one of those mysterious dark persons in anime, I can tell you all that it is my first name and the date of my birth. There, are you happy now that you know my not so dark secret? I'm not sure if anyone I know is on this site, but those i do know is only a small crowd, so they probably won't recognize me :p

As I write this, my current age is 22(Captains log: Stardate: 08.06.2014(Europeean date, not American)(Yes I have watched Star Trek, sue me)).

My hair colour is blonde, but not the straw yellow or almost white blonde. As a guy I would say my hair is light brown, but my mother knows these things and tells me my hair is way to light to be brown.

My eye colour changes depending on who I ask, but personally, I think it is bluegray only it's not very blue, and it's not very gray either :p I do have a dark circle around my irises, so if anyone are into genes then you know what that means.

My height isn't much to bragg about, since i'm standing at 1,75m. Since I'm a male, that means I'm quite short. I can't help it, unless i bought some of those shoes that were used in the band Kiss and I hear they are expensive. I blame my little brother for soaking up all the tall genes from my dad :p

Also, my first language isn't English(and I should probably have mentioned this earlier), so I will do my best while writing, but don't expect perfection. I will bet some people cringe when they read this(Who am i kidding, noone read this) and think my sentence structure, wording and punctuation is horrible. I can asure you that it is not intentional. I am not a writer, i got average grades for writing, and if I do write anything then it is purely for amusement.

I have only recently started reviewing stories i have read. Which means, i might have read your story without reviewing, and for that i am sorry. I will try to fix this by rereading alot of the stories i have favorited.

I'm attending university, and finishing the first year as we speak. I'm trying to get a degree in biology, and hope to become a teacher when I'm done. I probably shouldn't tell, but did you guys know there are so many weird creatures out there? I mean, if you knew about them all, then most people would go insane(not that i have anything against insane people(I actually think I myself might be a bit insane)). So yeah. Lots of creatures, which are enought to blow your mind.

I have not written any stories as of yet, but hopefully i will be able to in the near future.

I am writing my first story as we speak. It's a Naruto/Bleach crossover in the Bleach universe. If you are checking out my profile, i'm sure you have atleast seen my fic in passing, since there is no reason to check my profile for anything else. (Unless you want to see the 100 rules of anime...)

Also, I should mention, I will mostly be writing Naruto or Naruto crossovers, since I have done most research on that.

Be aware that i don't mind any particular pairing(I never read Yaoi, and don't really plan to start(And i don't hate gay people. In fact i went to class for 4 years with someone who was gay, and I didn't mind that at all.))

I like constructive criticisme, and if I have made some misstake then please inform me. What i don't like is flamers and people who read a fic just to make a hate review. My fic, my rules! If you don't like the pairing, you don't like that person x died, or you don't like my writing. That's fine. I can't make you like me(Someone will always hate this or that), but if you can't stand my fic then why read it in the first place?

If you have nothing better to do then flame my fic, or post hate review after hate review, then find a showel and start digging a pool in your yard instead.

I will try to answer any reviews i get(in the future), but flamers and haters will be asked to wash their mouth with buckshots.

Ok, so over to my likes.

I collect knives. (Yikes, it's one of those slasher people, who go around at night and kill people. They then deposit them in their freezer for later consumption or experimentation) Yeah, I'm not that kind of person. I went to the army for a year, and I think that sobered me up. Also, I haven't bought knives for quite a while, and don't have money for it, so a relapse would be difficult at this time.

I have recently started making paracord bracelets, and i'd like to say i have done pretty well so far. All the nice colours are just a bonus in my mind. I don't plan on starting a big enterprise, but if someone is interested then i'm not against selling a few.

I like manga and anime. I have a huge list of recomended stuff that i might or might not get to see. What I have seen(either read, watched or both) is Bleach, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Swordart Online, Tower of God, Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade, Yu gi oh, Duel Masters, One Piece, Dragonball, RWBY, Death Note, Claymore. I don't care if you think some(if not all) of those are shit. They all have an important message to the watcher, and i'll be damned if someone talks down on that.

I like my family. I have a younger brother and sister(Which means I am the oldest). This lead to me having a greater responsebility in taking care of my siblings, and also made me care for them more. Both my parents are alive and well, and I still have 3 2 grandparents who all live happy lives. I have 3 pairs of aunts and uncles. 2 of those pairs have 3 kids each and whenever we get together we all have a good time. I don't live with my family because of my study and my brother also moved out while he is working as an apprentice. he is studying at university.

I like my study field. Biology is an awesome subject to study, and it has great diversity. Learning about all the species of the earth, both plants and animals alike.

I like that universities are free where I come from. So the only money I owe is the money i use to pay rent where I live.(I do have money saved up, but I'd rather keep it saved up until I find a house I can buy(The money i use to pay rent is from a scholarship that is basically 60% loans if i can pass all my exams))

Over to my dislikes(Yeah, I know i sound like Kakashi).

I dislike how some education systems work. Especially those who don't encourage independant thinking. Sure i can see that there might be problems with that, but do we really want a generation with stupid people who only ever say the same things over and over? A day of recconing is comming, I tell you. A day where we discard knowledge just because living in a lie is so much more comfortable. A day when you can play the movie "Idiocracy" and people will think it's a documentary on how we live now. Should that day come in my lifetime, I will try my best to ridd the world of the abomination we have become (WHO IS WITH ME?!!). Sadly, the "stupid" gene is spreading, so I encourage every smart person out there to breed like rabbits. To all those with the "stupid" gene, use protection or you will get AIDS and herpes.

I dislike how the humans are draining the planet of all its resources. I fear there might come a day when large wars are fought over something as trivial as clean water. And I also fear that those wars might be neccesary in order to reduce the population of the human race.

I dislike the time it takes for ramen to get done (Yes i know i stole that one from Naruto(But seriously, if I said that I owned the letter "E" you wouldn't pay me to use it anymore than any fanfic writer pays to write their stuff)).

As for my dreams for the future.

I hope to become a teacher, so i might help the next generation realise their potential.

I plan to invent complete invisibility(which should work on both infrared, visible spectre aswell as ultraviolet.) and i plan on taking all the credit for it (Mohahaha).

I hope I will be able to end the human race if the stupidity level rises over 9000 (Yes i took that one from Dragonball Z).

Also, i hope that cocoa beans(Used to make chocolate) never go extinct. Mostly because all menn must then fear the wrath of every female one time each month(And because chocolate is delicious).

Here i would like to put some random stuff, things that bug me about anime/manga/games, and other deep questions,
like why the toast always lands with the butter side down.

So one of the things i have noticed is that when swords/axes/knives etc(objects with sharp edges). are used to block melee attacks,
it is always tha flat of the blad that is used, while when fighting someone who uses his own edged weapon both the edge and the flat
can be used. Now we do know that the edge of a blade can be used to deflect/cut bullets without any problems, so why can't
the same principle be used during fighting? Let your enemy injure himself by hitting the edge of your blade, and make the fight that
much easier.

How do they measure time in the Star Wars univers? With so many planets explored, i find it hard to believe that they would use
our good old minutes, hours and days, since those measurements are taken from dividing the length of a day on earth.

Why is it that old men allways keep vital information back from the main characters? I mean, if you might end up facing a deadly foe
in a few years, then wouldn't it be better to train while you can and not just in the last minute? Things like new training regiments and
badass trainers usually show up just days before the showdown, just to dissapear when the fight is over.

If you have read all my profile text untill this point then congratulations. For those who read it all, here is a browser cookie for you. For those who just scrolled down in the hopes of free cookies, here is a trojan virus for you :p

But seriously... There isn't anything down here except future stories(Nothing yet as of star date: 18.09.2014).

As of now 17.11.2014, my first story has been published. Please note that the story should be below this message:

Updates will happen weekly on mondays unless othervise stated in Author notes (A/N). During said monday, i will also take the time to fix fixable stuff in my chapters, so for those who have favorited my story, don't get sad that there haven't been multiple chapters in one day. The stuff that i fix, i fix because i want my stories to be as good as they can be, but at the same time, i want you readers to recieve the best story i can possibly make.

Second story out at 02.10.2015. Yay me :D Remember to vote if you want "Now what?!" to remain a one-shot or if you want more :)

3rd story up (10.09.2016), and it's from the Harry Potter genre. I've been reading more HP fanfics lately, so you can say i was inspired. I have been less than motivated to write on my main story, but hopefully this oneshot will help boost my moral :)