My Favorite Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Legend of the Seeker, Angel, Tru Calling, Tru Blood, Bones, Dark Angel, Charmed, Dead Like Me, Drop Dead Diva, Burn Notice, In Plain Sight, Cold Case, Life Unexpected, Criminal Minds, Doll House, Mutant X, Veronica Mars, Vampire Diaries, And Ghost Whisperer.

Favorite Couples: Spike/Buffy, Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara, Xander/Anya, Cordy/Angel, Fred/Wesley, Giles/Jenny, Wood/Faith.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes:

(Season One)

Buffy: to Giles “To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. Why am I still talking to you?”

Buffy: "Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like Debarge!"

Xander: “I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.”

Willow: “You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!”

Giles: “They came after me, but I was more than a match for them.” Buffy: “Meaning?” Giles: “I hid.”

Xander: “We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting!” Willow: “It was like the Heimlich... with stripes!”

Willow: about Angel “So he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, one being someone who's... not.”

Giles: “I-I-I really don't know how to advise you. Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.”

Sid (the dummy): (in short, about his present condition) “Let’s just say there was me, there was a really mean demon, there was a curse, and the next thing I know, I'm not me anymore. I'm sitting on some guy's knee, with his hand up my shirt.”

Giles: “I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.” Xander: “Maybe it's a vampire bat. Everyone stares at him I'm alone on that one, huh?”

Xander: “How could you let her go?” Giles: “As the soon-to-be-purple area of my jaw will attest, I did not let her go!”

(Season Two)

Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower-person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move"

Buffy: "Angel's a vampire, I thought you knew." Cordelia: "Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs."

Xander: "I'm going to have to go with Deadboy on this." Angel: "Could ya not call me that?"

Xander: "Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades." Buffy: "He probably sat in math class thinking, There should be more math. This could be mathier."

Buffy prods Willow about her interest in Oz. Willow: "Oh, I don't know, though. He is a senior." Buffy: "You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial."

Buffy: "But I would do a lot better if you and Xander and I could do that "sharing our misery" thing tonight." Willow: "Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho." Buffy: "Meow!" Willow: "Thanks, I haven't gotten a "Meow" before."

Cordelia: "Oh, God! I invited him in my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants!" Xander: "Yep, you're doomed to havin' to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas."

Giles: "I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate; you should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong."

Buffy: "So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides?" Willow: "Like an Oreo cookie, well, except for, you know, without the... chocolatey cookie goodness."

Spike: "Nice walk, pet?" Drusilla: "I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

seeing Acathla's tomb Spike: "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

Angelus: "No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away, and what's left?" Buffy: "Me."

(Season Three)

Xander: “Okay, let's not say something we'll all regret later, okay?” Cordelia: “Crazy freak!” Buffy: “Vapid whore!” Xander: “Like that.”

Xander: “I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind.”

Spike: “She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a Chaos demon! Have you ever seen a Chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting... She only did it to hurt me. So I said, "I'm not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine!" And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!" And then she said... she said we could still be friends. leans over and sobs on Willow's shoulder. God, I'm so unhappy!” Willow: tentatively pats his knee. “There, there.”

Spike: “You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.”

Buffy: “Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.” Xander: “Mine is much more advanced.’

Vamp Willow: “Hmm, Buffy. Oooh. Scary.” Vamp Xander: ‘Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts.”

Buffy: “Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?” Willow: “Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once ... I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.”

Willow: “Chemistry is easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.”

Cordelia Chase makes an entrance, flirts with Wesley, then leaves. Wesley: “My. She's cheeky, isn't she?” Faith: “Uh, first word: jail; second word: bait.”

Angel: “You can't imagine the price for true evil.” Faith: “Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard.”

Vamp Willow: “This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”

Oz: voice over “I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. out loud Hmm .” Xander: voice over “What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! Four times five is 30. Five times six is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked Buffy! Oh, stop me!” Buffy: “God, Xander! Is that all you think about?” Xander: “Actually... bye.” bolts from the library

Buffy: “Looks like a job for Wiccan girl. What do you say, Will? Big-time danger.” Willow: “Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.’ Xander: “But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.”

Jonathan: “This is actually a new category. First time ever. I guess there were a lot of write-in ballots, and, um, well, the prom committee asked me to read this... We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.” Crowd outbursts: “Zombies! . . . Hyena people! . . . Snyder!” laughter Jonathan: “But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history... applause from the crowd... And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this. produces a glittering, miniature umbrella with a small plaque attached to the shaft It's from all of us, and it has written here, "Buffy Summers, Class Protector." The crowd breaks into sustained applause and cheering.

Cordelia: “My point however is, crazy or not, it's pretty much the only plan. Besides, it's Buffy's, and she's Slay Gal, you know, Little Miss Likes-to-fight. So...’ Xander: “I think there was a 'yea' vote buried in there somewhere.”

Oz: “Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived.” Buffy: “It was a hell of a battle. Oz: “Not the battle. High School.”

(Season Four)

Buffy: about college "It's nice that you're excited.' Willow: "It's just that in High School, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon, you really had to work to learn anything. But here... the energy, the collective intelligence, it's like this force. This penetrating force and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into"... considers what she's saying "That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."

Willow: spots Oz "Ooh, boyfriend! It's my on campus boyfriend!" Buffy: "Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up, the line's probably really long now too."

Willow: on the phone with Rupert Giles "Giles, I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. pause No, not bitchy crazy, more like... homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, OK?"

Anya: "I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked." Xander: "Really? You know, if I'm in the checkout lane at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one."

Anya: "I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now." Xander: "And the amazing thing? Still more romantic than Faith."

Xander: "Whoa! Giles has a TV! Everybody... Giles has a TV, he's shallow like us!"

Willow: "Buffy that is my best friend you need to think about not Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis." Xander: "Nothing can defeat the penis! looks around Too loud, very unseemly."

Oz: "Hey, you got a table." Willow: "I had to kill a man." Oz: "Well it's a really good table."

Willow: "How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?" Buffy: "I thought that was the point."

Willow is trying to help Riley get together with Buffy Willow: "Talk, funny is good but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!"

Spike: "Oh, someone put a stake in me!" Xander: "You gotta lot of volunteers in here."

Giles: "Look, Spike - we have no intention of killing a harmless... uh, creature... we have to know what's been done to you. We can't let you go until we're sure that you're... impotent"... Spike: "Hey!" Giles: 'Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we're sure you're, you're..." Buffy: "Flaccid?" Spike: "You are one step away, missy" - Buffy: sarcastically "Giles, help! He's going to scold me."

Spike: "Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll" - Giles: "Do what? Lick me to death?"

Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?" Buffy: "No." Spike: "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth."

Spike: to Buffy "What are you looking at?" Buffy: "The man I love." She and Spike kiss, long and salaciously. Xander and Anya avert their eyes. Xander: "Can I be blind too?"

Xander: "I have to get to work" Spike: "Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated."

Buffy: "Professor Walsh. That simple little recon you sent me on... wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out."

Buffy: "I'm going to the crime scene to see what I can find out. You guys research the Polgara demon. I want to know where it is. When I find it, I'm going to make it pay for taking that kid's life. I'll make him die in ways he can't even imagine." uncomfortable pause Buffy: "That probably would've sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas."

Buffy: "I've been looking for you." Faith: "Been standin' still for 8 months B, how hard you look?"

Spike: "You know why I really hate you, Summers?" Faith in Buffy's body: "Cause I'm a stuck up tight-ass with no sense of fun?" Spike: "Well, yeah. That covers a lot of it." Faith in Buffy's body: "Cause I could do anything I want and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness. I mean, I could be rich, I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? mockingly Because it's wrong." Spike: "I get this chip out, you and me are going to have a confrontation."

When Buffy and Riley are attacked by a vampire-demon tag-team. Buffy: "Okay, you get Fangs, I'll get Horny. I mean..."

Xander: "Yeah? You smell sin? Well, let me tell you something, lady. She who smelt it, dealt it! To Giles It's like what you said, only faster."

Xander: "So with Buffy and Riley having... you know, acts of nakedness 'round the clock lately maybe they set something free, like a big, bursting poltergasm."

Spike: "The thing about the Slayer is she is a whiny little thing, but when it comes to fighting she does have a slight tendency to win."

Buffy explains Adam's evil plan Xander: "Does anyone else miss the Mayor? "I just wanna be a big snake"."

Col. Macnamarra: "We hit him with continuous taser blasts." Xander: "Great plan. That's right up there with duck and cover."

Xander: "Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell, and...then I do a spell by myself."

(Season Five)

Willow: "Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know?"

Xander: "I need a better place. Hey Buff, you've been to Hell. They've got one-bedrooms, right?"

Xander: "Hey, wait 'til you have an evil twin, see how you handle it." Willow: "I handled it fine."

Buffy: "Well, if this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from A to Z — from 'axe' to... 'zee other axe'."

Buffy: "Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home." Spike: "It's blood. It's what I do!"

Buffy: "I so don't want to deal with Spike right now. The guy is really starting to bug me in that special I want to shove something wooden through his heart" kind of way."

Glory: "And another thing I just want you to know, this whole "beat you to death" thing I'm doing? This is valuable time out of life I'm never gonna get back."

Buffy: "I just had a bad day." Dawn: "Well, join the club." Buffy: "Could I be president?" Dawn: "I'm president. You could be the janitor."

(Riley and Xander are wrestling.) Riley: "He started it". Xander: "He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin."

(Buffy and Giles discuss Glory) Giles: "What was she like?" Buffy: "She was a lot like Cordelia."

Tara: "Even when I'm at my worst, you always make me feel special. How do you do that?" Willow: "Magic..."

Buffy: "Were you born this big a pain in the ass?" Spike: "Well, what can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."

Spike: "Lesson the first: a Slayer must always reach for her weapon. morphs into vampire face I've already got mine."

Xander: "Am I right, Giles?" Giles: "I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening."

Xander: "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers." Anya: "Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares."

Xander: "Yeah, relationship debris is kind of piling up on the Buffy highway."

Buffy: to Giles "Don't talk about the books again. You get all... and sometimes there's drool."

Willow: "I wish Buffy was here." Buffy: "I'm here." Willow: "I wish I had a million dollars... Just checking."

Willow: "Distract him from Buffy. Piss him off." Anya: "I don't know how." Willow: "Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off."

Xander: "I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."

Spike:"What's the matter, Slayer? You're not feeling a hundred percent?" Buffy: frowns "No." Spike: frowns "They didn't put a chip in your head, did they?" Buffy: "No!" Spike: "Be funny if they did."

Glory: "I want to hear me talking right now, ME TALKING!!"

Buffy: to the Buffybot Listen, "skirt girl, we're not going to save him. We're going to kill him. He knows who the Key is, and there's no way he's not telling Glory." Buffybot: "You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!"

Buffy: impersonating the Buffybot "Spike, you're covered in sexy wounds!" Spike: "Yeah... I feel real sexy."

Willow:"I know it is, and I'm a big fan of school! You know me, I'm like, "Go school, it's your birthday."

Glory: "I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts."

Buffy: "I sacrificed Angel to save the world. I loved him so much, but I knew what was right. I don't have that anymore. I don't understand. I don't know how to live in this world, if these are the choices, if everything just gets stripped away. I don't see the point. I just wish- I just wish my mom was here."

Buffy: "Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles… tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world… is to live in it. Be brave. Live… for me."

Epitaph: BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS, 1981-2001, BELOVED SISTER DEVOTED FRIEND, SHE SAVED THE WORLD A LOT

(Season Six)

Spike: "Oh, poor Watcher, did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?"

BuffyBot: "That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!..." Willow: "I was trying to program in some new puns and I kinda wound up with word salad."

Giles supervises the repaired Buffybot in a punching drill. Giles: "I'm testing her responses after her injury. I see no harm in imparting a little Eastern philosophy." Anya: "Well, I just think that the concept of chi might be a little, you know, hard for her to grasp. You know, she's not the descendant of a long line of mystical warriors. She's the descendant of a toaster oven."

Xander: "Demons, ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us."

Anya: "Jet lag from Hell's gotta be, you know, jet lag from hell."

Spike: "Uh ... I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that ... even if I didn't make it ... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every night I'd save you."

Buffy in quiet agony: "Wherever I ... was ... I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time ... didn't mean anything ... nothing had form ... but I was still me, you know? And I was warm ... and I was loved ... and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or ... any of it, really ... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. near tears I was torn out of there. Pulled out ... by my friends. Everything here is ... hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch ... this is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that ... knowing what I've lost..."

Giles: "Well, I know I'm back in America now. I've been knocked unconscious."

Buffy:"You like slug? Go with slug, she's not going to sleep with you anyway."

Jonathan: "Stop touching my magic bone!"

Spike: "Can we talk?" Buffy: "Vocal-chord-wise, yes. With each other, no."

Giles: "Magic! Magic's all balderdash and chicanery. I'm afraid we don't know a bloody thing. Except I seem to be British, don't I? Uh, and a man. With... glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably." ... Giles: "We'll get our memory back, it'll all be right as rain." Spike: "Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You English men are always so... bloody hell! counting them on his fingers. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh god... I'm English." Giles: "Welcome to the nancy tribe."

Spike: "I'm sure the old man has a classic midlife crisis car. Something big, shiny and shaped like a penis."

Willow: "A little confused. I mean, I'm... all sweaty... and trapped, no memory, hiding in a pipe from a vampire... pause. And I think I'm kinda gay."

Xander: "What did Captain Peroxide want?"

Buffy: "So you three have, what? Banded together to be pains in my ass?" Warren: "We're your arch-nemesises...ses."

Buffy attempts to find out the secret ingredient of Doublemeat burgers. Buffy: "Sorry, I was just curious." Manny the Manager: "Curiosity killed the cat." Buffy: whispers "Theory number 5: cat burgers."

Spike: as Buffy beats him up "You always hurt the one you love."

Willow: "You know, when I was little I used to spend hours imagining what my wedding to Xander would be like. And now I look at them and just think... he-he-he!"

Willow: "Did you see how much they Xander's family drank?" Buffy: "Kinda. Mr Harris threw up in my purse."

Spike: (sighs) "Give a bloke a chance for his eyes to adjust. Damn fluorescent lights. Makes me look dead."

Spike: "It's nice to watch you be happy, for them, even, I don't see it a lot, you, uh... you glow" Buffy: "That's because the dress is radioactive."

Willow: to Xander "It's a good thing I realised I was gay, otherwise, hey, you, me and formalwear!"

Anya: "I, Anya, promise to cherish you. Yeah, no, not cherish. Um, I promise to have sex with you whenever I want, and uh, uh, pledge to be your friend, your wife, and your confidante, and your sex poodle-" Tara: "Sex poddle."

Dark Willow: "Let me tell you something about Willow. She's a loser. Always has been. She got picked on through junior high, high school, right up until college. With her stupid mousy ways. And now? laughs bitterly Willow's a junkie. The only thing Willow was ever good for...the only thing I ever had going for me were those moments...just moments...where Tara would look at me and I was wonderful. And that will never happen again."

Andrew: "Yeah, and what if the Slayer's dead already? We're just supposed to sit around waiting for Sabrina to show up and disembowl us."

Dark Willow: "Oh Buffy. You really need every inch of your ass kicked."

Dark Willow: "The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now." Giles: I'd like to test that theory."

Dark Willow: "You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up, Rupert... 'Cause I've turned pro."

Dark Willow: "It was me that took you out of the Earth. Well, now... the Earth wants you back."

Xander: "First day of kindergarten. You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that." Willow: "You think I won't?" Xander: "It doesn't matter. I'll still love you." Willow: "Shut up!"

Buffy: "I don't want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you."

(Seaon Seven)

Buffy: My first time out, I missed the heart too. Dawn: No way. Buffy: Just the once.

Xander: How do you make cereal? Buffy: I put the box next to the milk. I saw it on the food channel. Xander: So, how are you doing? Buffy: My sister's about to go to the same school that tried to kill me for three years. I can't change districts, I can't afford private school, and I can't begin to prepare for what may come out of there. So peachy with a side of keen, that would be me.

Buffy: Stay away from hyena people, or any loser athletes, or if you see anyone who's invisible... Dawn: I think it's pretty safe to say I'm not going to see anyone who's invisible.

Buffy: Have you lost your mind? Spike: Well yes, where have you been all night?

Spike: I wanted to kill you. I think they were dreams. So weak... you made me weak, thinking of you. Holding myself, spilling useless buckets of salt all over your... ending. Angel, he should've warned me. Makes a good show of forgetting, but it's here. In me. All the time. I wanted to give you what you deserve. And I got it. They put the spark in me and all it does is burn. Buffy: Your soul?

Buffy: Why? Why would you do that? Spike: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he musn't? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev-To be a kind of man. And she will look upon him with forgiveness... and everybody will forgive and love. And he will be loved. So everything's okay, right? C-can we rest now? Buffy? Can we rest? Spike lays on a cross, being burned. Buffy watches with tears down her face

Spike: Red's a bad girl. Buffy: He's talking about Willow. Xander: And that means something 'cause he's chock full of sanity.

Xander: I should've put a leash on him. Buffy: Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire.

Buffy: Buffy the Vampire Slayer would break down this door. Xander: And Buffy the counselor? Buffy: Waits.

Willow: Have you googled her yet? Xander: Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine.

Cassie: You think I want this? You think I don't care? cries Believe me, I want to... be here, do things. I want to graduate from high school, and I want to go to the stupid winter formal... I have this friend, and it would be fun to go with him. Just to dance and hear lame music to wear a silly dress and laugh and stuff... I'd like to go. There's a lot of stuff I'd like to do. I'd love to ice skate at Rockefeller Center. And I'd love to see my cousins grow up and see how they turn out 'cause they're really mean and I think they're gonna be fat. I'd love to backpack across the country or, I don't know, fall in love, but I won't. I just never will.

Xander: You think we haven't seen all this before? The part where you just cut us all out. Just step away from everything human and act like you're the law. If you knew what I felt - Buffy: I killed Angel!! Do you even remember that?! I would have given up everything I had to be with... I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life! And I put a sword through his heart because I had to.

Xander: This is different. Buffy: It is always different! It's always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There's no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don't apply. There's only me. I am the law.

D'Hoffryn: surveying the fraternity boys Anya killed Oh, breathtaking! It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.

Xander finds Buffy straddling R.J. in the counseling office. R.J.: Hey guy, it's called knocking. Xander: I'm sorry, it's just checkout time was an hour ago. We were hoping to make up the bed. And also, it's a classroom, you chowderhead! to Buffy Now get off the boy, Buffy, we're going home.

The women are threatening one another with what they're each going to do to win R.J.'s love Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman! Willow makes a face conveying "And?" And he... isn't?! Willow: This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart. Anya: His physical presence has a penis! Willow: I can work around it!

The Scoobies are burning R.J.'s enchanted jacket in Buffy's fireplace. Buffy: Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slipping that jacket on a little bit? Xander: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.

The First (as Cassie): after trying to trick Willow into believing Tara wants her to kill herself I can see it now. Candlelight, the Indigo Girls playing, picture of your dead girlfriend on your bloody lap... mocking Oh, baby, you left such a big hole. It hurt so bad! serious You don't know hurt. This last year's gonna seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through, and I am not a fan of easy death. Fact is, the whole good versus evil, balancing the scales thing? I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me, I'm going for a big finish. Willow: "From beneath you, it devours." The First (as Cassie): Oh, not "it"... ME.

Xander: Why would a vampire lie about who sired him? What's that? Some kind of status symbol for the undead? My sire can beat up your sire.

Anya: You know you were a lot more fun when you didn't have a soul. Spike: Oh, come on now, I've just explained to you... Anya: All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.

Buffy: to Spike You faced the monster inside of you and you fought back. You risked everything to be a better man. And you can be. You are. You may not see it, but I do. I believe in you, Spike.

Xander: Hey, junior Slayers, don't look so worried. I mean, sure, we don't know where Spike is or how to fight the First, or if and when the super-styled vampire is gonna attack us all. However, house — boarded up. Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. Willow: Xander, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole "jokes in the face of death" thing. Xander: Who's joking? That pantry thing could work. You saying M. Night Shyamalan lied to us?

Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. near sobbing I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to swallow me whole. hardens And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now, 'cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts, one by one, until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?

Willow: to Buffy Are you sure this thing called itself The First? Buffy: Pretty sure. It claimed to be the original evil, the one that came before anything else. Anya: Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? "I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?" everyone stares at her Or terrified. Whatever.

Xander: Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. Andrew: I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored. Episode I bored.

About Andrew. Rona: Um... why is that guy tied to a chair? Xander: The question you'll soon be asking is, "Why isn't he gagged?"

Willow: Last time I tried using magic... the First, it turned it around on me, got inside. I felt it surging through me, every fibre of my being, pure undiluted evil. I could taste it. Kennedy: How's evil taste? Willow: A little chalky.

Buffy: on the phone at work Well, I'm sorry Xander...next time, close the door when you take a shower at my house...of course they're curious!

Willow: The smell will lead us to the potential. Xander: Or some poor soul who ate too many chimichangas.

Andrew: Plucked from an ordinary life, handed a destiny Xander: Say Skywalker, and I smack ya.

Xander: They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary. Dawn: Maybe that's your power. Xander: What? Dawn: Seeing, knowing. Xander: Maybe it is... Maybe I should get a cape.

Buffy: I know. But you should go. This trip is important for the girls, to understand the source of their power, and know how to use it right. Giles: I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. It's frightening and it's difficult. Then, apparently someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey.. until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.

Spike: Who you gonna call? Buffy looks askance at him. Spike: God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it? Buffy: Doubt it.

Giles: Now wait a minute—you think I'm evil... if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?

Buffy: Oh I don't know. It's just... The First is coming... and look at us, the army! We've got a bunch of fighters with nothing to hit, a wicca who won't-a, and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts.

Buffy: Are you still filming me? Stop! Andrew: But it’s a valuable record. An important document for the ages. A Slayer in action. Buffy: A nerd in pain. Would they like that? ’cause we could do that.

Faith: Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude - naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders... I figure, if you can't beat 'em— Spike: Join 'em. Faith: Just don't forget who's on top. Spike: That, I suspect, would be you.

Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. Buffy and Faith walk in She's laid down her life -— literally -— to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle... I've seen her heart, and this time, not literally. And I'm telling you, right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it. Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool. Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.

Buffy: about Caleb Still able to make me see cartoon birdies all around my head? You betcha. The short lack of consciousness was nice. I feel rested.

Anya: Let the girl speak the truth. We're all on death's door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota.

Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. Don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood... which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred-plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You... Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try. I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the One, Buffy. Buffy: I don't want to be the One. Spike: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.

Buffy: But you're right. I mean, like... I guess everyone's alone, but... being a Slayer? There's a burden we can't share. Faith: And no one else can feel it... Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers. Buffy: Takes the edge off. Faith: nods Comforting.

Anya:And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die, which they-they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane... and yet here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they do! They never... they never quit. So I guess I'll keep fighting too.

Buffy: about Spike It's different. He's different. He has a soul now... What? Angel: That's great! Everyone's got a soul now. Buffy: He'll make a difference. Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having-a-soul. Before it was... all the cool new thing. Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve? Angel: I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me. Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. Are you just gonna come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend? Angel: Aha! points Boyfriend!

Willow: This goes beyond anything I've ever done. It's a total loss of control, and not in a nice, wholesome, my-girlfriend-has-a-pierced-tongue kind of way.

Buffy: So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have that power, now? In every generation, one Slayer is born, because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. points to Willow This woman... is more powerful than all of them combined. Willow whimpers So I say we change the rule. I say my power... should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the Scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a Slayer, will be a Slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power, can stand up, will stand up. Slayers... every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?

Buffy: I love you. Spike: No you don't but thanks for saying it

Faith: Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business. Giles: There's another one in Cleveland. everyone stares Not to spoil the moment. Xander: We saved the world. Giles: We have a lot of work ahead of us. Faith: Can I push him in? Willow: You've got my vote. Faith: I just want to sleep, yo, for like a week!

Willow: Yeah! The First is scrunched, so, what do you think we should do, Buffy? Faith: Yeah, you're not the one and only Chosen anymore. Just gotta live like a person. How's that feel? Dawn: Yeah, Buffy. What are we going to do now? Buffy begins to flash a happy smile

Sorry I just wanted to put a few quotes from each show I liked but I got a little carried away with Buffy.