Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.

DO NOT READ! SKIP THIS FANFIC AND GO ON TO THE NEXT ONE! Nothing but of Kyou as a hot sexy prince having to choose between three princesses! Instead he fell for a maid whose face was hidden by a mask! Another Kyou x Tohru with a twist! YOU WON'T LIKE IT!

Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr

UPDATED! (finally) Harry and Hermione are expecting; follow them through the whole of the process, because it's going to be nine months to remember! HHr

The aftermath of a curse leaves Sam with a very different version of Dean. Gen no Wincest.

Hermione is snowed in at Hogwarts for Christmas, so her parents send her a present to keep both her and Crookshanks amused. However, nothing is what it seems...

Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to help him? In chapter seven, Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend.

I was standing their in my bra and undies, frozen midway through a dance move, with salad on my face as three of the schools hottest hunks stared at me... Embarrasing, no?

Hermione has a book report for muggle studies on a graphic novel. She chooses Fruits Basket but what happens when the characters come to life? Chapter 4 up! Rating changed to T for language on various people's parts.

The Goddesses Of Orlyism co Crystyna and Laura 2003 get POWWED not zapped into ME to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out! But they quickly find that they're in for a surprise...

Hermione faces several distractions while attempting to study for her NEWTs...some of them more wanted than others. BillHermione

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Who says you have to be a child to jump in puddles? HHr, Oneshot.

Hermione wonders why she elected to stay over the Holidays at Hogwarts with Harry.

The challenges of choosing a Nazgul can make the toughest Ringwraith irritated, especially those 600 page document and owner's manuals. Stars the Witch King! And Sauron...sorta.

This is an Artemis Fowl Harry Potter crossover, centering around Hermione and Artemis. The fairies will be involved too, and so will deatheaters. Sit back, relax and enjoy the story.

{COMPLETE} Hermione knows falling for the wrong guy is just too tempting. One form a different era? Even worse, what with destructing your own time and all. But what’s a girl in love to do? Time turner fic. AU. HGJP

A little h/c piece of fluff in which Harry falls ill during his third year. WIP. Gen.

The day Harry loses a Quidditch match. And finds he doesn't much care. HarryHermione pairing.

When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione.

Ever wonder what happens when Fred and George conduct an experiment that doesn't quite go as planned? And what if it likes destroying things?

Seer Cassandra Vablatsky puts a hex on Harry and Hermione when they don't believe her prediction about them getting married. They wake up the next day... in the same bed!

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.

Hermione made a strong impression on Blaise by thrusting a naked Draco Malfoy into his arms BZHG, written for the IATQO Secret Santa exchange

Hermione gets transported from Hogwarts to Middle Earth in her seventh year and gets involved with the Fellowship. Can she decide which world she wants to stay in? And can Harry and Ron find a way to get her back? Can she choose between Harry and Legolas?

Inspired by the movie! Hermione is delighted when Harry comes home early from working as an Auror...until he announces he's engaged! And guess who he wants to plan his wedding? Pure funny fluff,with a plot.Originally posted on Portkey, Will be HPHG.Ch8-Ch

Love certainly is a fickle thing, for it can be there one day and gone the next. It can turn even the most rational and level headed person into a monster green with envy… Please R&R.

A wistful Hermione, a sleepy Harry, and a shared moment. One-shot.

The Baudelaires are being shipped to a very distant relative. Again. Unfortunately (for the family they’re being shipped to), or fortunately (for the Baudelaires) there’s already an orphan there. His name: Harry Potter.

Harry decides one day that it is imperative to teach Hermione the difference between silence and The Silence. And, in order to accomplish this, he does something no one would expect. HHr

No one can understand Harry's life unless they saw it. Harry and Hermione switch bodies for the summer, after seeing eachother's memories. How will Harry deal with girl problems? And how will they bathe and 'get releif? HHr

This fic brings you into the minds of Saki hanajima.. as we embark in her journey to experience true friendship, family and most importantly, love.[SakixYuki may get involved.]

A romantic piece about how an eclipse temporarily breaks the Sohma curse. Will they even find out in time? The main pairings in this story will be as follow : Shigure x Mii, Kyo x Tohru, Yuki x Hana, and(trust me)Uo x Akito. COMPLETE!

Chloe Legolas. COMPLETE. Chloe gets transported to Middle Earth Third Age, to meet an Elf she can only clash with, then develop a love stronger than time.

When the Order discovers a possible plot to attack Hermione Granger over the summer before her seventh year drastic measures must be taken to ensure her safety. Especially since she no longer has anything to do with the war or her former friends. [HHr]

What happens when myself and a few crazed friends get bored? The Kidnapping of their favorite Sohmas, of course! Included: portals in TVs, a world of animes, throwing assorted animals out windows, and car trouble. Please R&R! Chapter three is up!

Plotted by a Goddess, it was the most flawless plan to have ever been concocted, not until it was put in motion did she have a doubt in her creation. Had she made a mistake in the pairing, could Paris love another though he was destined for Helen?

Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!

{Hermione POV} Ug. Bra shopping. It's a horrible experience as it is, but it's even worse when you run into someone you know. Especially if that someone is Harry. {One Shot- somewhat hhr}

Hermione Granger is a sane and sensible witch. That is, when she's not terrorizing her House Mates or throwing various objects at Ron Weasley. Hogwarts students are engulfed in a sea of hormones, and Hermione finds herself beating the boys away with her

Hermione's mother has never known very much about her daughter's life at school. A framed picture, a green photo album, and an afternoon with her daughter conspire together to rectify this. Fluffy vignette, HHr.

Ron seemed utterly nonplussed by both Hermione dashing away and Harry looking daggers at him. "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack may be skittish and hide under its bed of moss, but that does not stop the skilled observer from knowing when it is in mating season

How he'd get lightheaded and warm when she was around... he must be allergic to Hermione. Challenge fic, one-shot. HHr.

It's Career Week at Hogwarts! Read about Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco's work-related mishaps and problems that include: bratty first years, disgusting concoctions, cranky patients, and scooping dung. R&R!

Harry Potter is a love-sick git in his own words. To the author, he is a neurotic love-sick git-- and Hermione Granger, well, let Hermione Granger think what she wishes to think!

Hermione Granger is underpaid, not that unappreciated and, unfortunately, single. Blaise Zabini is suitably tall, dark and handsome and works as an Unspeakable. Eight-legged fluffy rabbits, eunuchs, purple hair and more.

Four princes (and an advisor) are sent to Honda Kingdom on what they think is a diplomatic mission. But amidst everything, Akito plans a trap that will bring the downfall of Tohru's kingdom and the reality of a powerful forgotten myth. Kyou and Tohru.

The Gryffindor boys are trying to scare each other with ghost stories. Seamus is unimpressed until Neville tells the grim tale of a murderous blacksmith and his ill-fated wife. Is it enough to give Seamus the heebie-jeebies? Only Harry knows for sure.

It's hard to be a cat when your owner's in love. Poor Crookshanks can't take it anymore.

When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?

LotR Crossover: Hermione bumps into Legolas Greenleaf in the woods one day but has no idea what will happen to Hogwarts because of it... Try not to die of shock, I've actually update PART NINE!

Why Dylan broke up with 'The Chad.' UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The Caribbean Sister WillOC. Elizabeth and her twin have been competing all their life, but when Elizabeth is captured, her sister joins up with Will and Jack to save her. COMPLETE.

A fairy tale about a young mermaid divided between two royal princes.

Two years have passed since Tohru talked to Akito. The Sohma life has been pretty peaceful until Yuki, Kyou, and Haru are coerced into forming a music band... Jyuuni ^_^ Exactly how many things can go wrong??

*AU!!* Based on the movie 'Ever After'. Hermione is a servant to her stepmother and dresses as a noblewoman to help save a house-elf from being sent away. She captures the heart of Harry son of Minister of Magic, and all becomes complicated...

Pretty self-explanatory, I think.

Hormone fueled dreams, Muggle psychoanalysts and personal revelations, oh my!

Lana and Chloe confront Clark with some advice. Please use the usual disclaimers.

Hermione's pre-graduation speech.

More H/H......Hermione does not lilke valentines day, but Harry comes to the rescue ^_^ FLUFF

Rating for later chapters. Crossover Fic, HP/Lotr. What do you get when you take four hobbits from Middle-Earth, and two Wizards and a Witch from Britain toss them in a bucket and mix them all around? This story!

Hermione in the kitchens.

It's been six years since Hermione's disappearance when Bill Weasley stumbles across a girl that bears a startling resemblance to her. *Sigh* I accidently deleted the story and had to repost everything. Fixed minor errors, and put chapter 4 up. Your begin

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.

then you should read this. Words of wisdom, filked from Rudyard Kipling. Enjoy. Or not, if you're not intended to. *g*