What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.

What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos

Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R

Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.

50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.

Bella seeks out the help of the Cullen family in an effort to get Edward to sleep with her. Sexy lemons. Completed.

Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D

Edward and Jasper were one, that is, until Bella came along. She is Edward's life now, but can Edward grant his poor lovesick Jasper one last night before his and Bella's wedding? WARNING: YAOI, INCEST, SPOILERS from Eclipse

i wanted to give it a try me nd my friend were bored and only usually write Warrior stories

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!