![]() Author has written 2 stories for Devil May Cry, and Kingdom Hearts. Hey ya'll! UrbanExplorerOfTheAncients here! Man have I let you guys down with my stories... hmm. Should probably fix that... In the mean time, stuff about me!! Name: Xander Hair: Every color of the freaking rainbow. Except green, I have yet to dye it green... Eyes: Stormy Grey Likes: (loves) My girlfriend, my cosplay group, cosplay, Yu Yu Hakusho, Devil May Cry, drawing, singing, writing, acting, making cosplay accessories, styling hair, cutting hair, gay guys, chocolate, rp-ing, Harry Potter, music, video games, Invader ZiM, and boobs. Dislikes: Stupid people, flamers, hippies (inside joke), homophobic stupid people, two-faced whores, liars, being called a liar, being forced to smack someone in the mouth to get them to shut up, girls who wear skimpy clothing, perfume, people who can't take a joke, and half-assed cosplayers. Favorite music: ACDC, AFI, Alice In Chains, The All-American Rejects, Arrogant Worms, Basshunter, Bowling For Soup, Breaking Benjamin, Carrie Underwood, Crossfade, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Dixie Chicks, Dragonforce, The Dresden Dolls, Eminem (Shut up!), Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Finger 11, Flogging Molly, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Goodnight Nurse, Harvey Danger, H.I.M., Hinder, Hot Hot Heat, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Jack Off Jill, Jason Mraz, Kenny Chesney, Leahy, Limp Bizkit, Lostprophets, Malice Mizer, Maroon 5, Martina McBride, The Medic Droid, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moxy Frubus, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, NewS, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Neyo, No Doubt, Oasis, Offspring, OK Go, Our Lady Peace, Papa Roach, Pink, The Pink Spiders, Placebo, Plain White T's, Plumb, Poets Of The Fall, Queen, Rascal Flatts, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K, Rihanna, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Seether, Senses Fail, Shinedown, Simple Plan, Sixpence None The Richer, Skillet, Skye Sweetnam, Slipknot, Stabilo, Story Of The Year, Sum 41, The Summer Obsession, Switchfoot, System Of A Down, t.A.T.u., Taylor Swift, Tenacious D, Theory Of A Deadman, Third Eye Blind, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Toy Box, Trapt, The Used, Utada Hikaru, Vic Mignogna, Voltaire, Weird Al Yankovich, Within Temptation, 10 Years, 30 Seconds To Mars, 311. I have more, they're just not on this iPod... Favorite games: Devil May Cry (all 4), Pokemon (all of them), Final Fantasy (8, 9, 10-2, Dirge Of Cerberus, Tactics Advance), Dark Cloud, Yu Yu Hakusho: Spirit Detective (For GBA), DDR, Fable, Oblivion, Sims (2 and 3), Kingdom Hearts (1,2, CoM, Re:CoM, 358/2 Days), Rockband, Guitar Hero, Singstar, Touch The Dead, Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament Tactics, Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament, Devil Survivor, Rhythm Heaven, Dungeon Seige (1 and 2). I have more, I just can't remember them. Random Facts: I don't, in fact, have a pair. Figuratively speaking, though, I have many pairs. And not all of them are mine. Make my girlfriend cry, and I WILL break you. Make any of my friends cry, I WILL break you AGAIN. Make me cry, my dad and brother will KEEL you. And my mum will beat you with a stick. My drill will make your drill lay down and take it like a whore. Quotes: "Get a haircut, you hippie" Me "I'm not a hippie, I'm a cosplayer!" Me "There's a difference?" David "Tasty, spotted, pygmy, emo, moose-riding, blueberry!" Me, my girlfriend, and said blueberry, at the same time. "Cloud is an over-compensating, emo-tastic, not-a-natural-blonde, blueberry poptart ginger!!" Me "Attention Duelists! Do not fall asleep on poptart boxes!" Me. I was trying to get my girlfriend to not fall asleep by making her laugh. It worked. "Attention everyone! This is the neighnourhood watch committy reminding everyone that necrophilla may be illegal, but it's still tasty fun! Thank you and have a pleasant day!" My brother, after watching Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged "You're gonna love my nuts." Slap Chop Commercial. "I'm a girl, I have balls, and I have a doink-doink!." Me. I have a rat-tail, and I hair sprayed it, so now it sproings. And I was holding a bag full of balls for the Struggle Tournament at FTW. "I can't even see myself think!" Kuwabara. Me: The hell is on your hand? Liam: Nothing. Me: Liar! Liam: It's nothing! Me: You're bluffing! Liam: No I'm not! Me: I call your bluff and raise you 20! Liam: ...I call your 20 and raise you a galaxy! Me: I call your galaxy and raise you a hitman! Liam: I call your hitman and raise you a pan! Me: I call your pan and raise you a Gokudera Liam: I call your Goku and raise... Me: GokuDERA! Liam: FINE! I call GOKUDERA and raise you a Jason Statham! Me: Oh noes! How can I beat a Jason Statham? Oh wait... I call your Jason Statham and raise you a Reborn! Liam: I call your Reborn and raise you ANOTHER JASON STATHAM! Me: I call your second Jason Statham and raise you a Lambo! Liam: I call your Lambo and raise you TWO JASON STATHAMS!! Me: ... I call your two Jason Stathams and raise you a Poison Scorpion. Liam: I CALL YOUR POISON SCORPION AND RAISE YOU A MUTANT GIANT IMMORTAL JASON STATHAM WITH KAMEHAMEHA ACTION!! Me: I call your Mutant Giant Immortal Jason Statham with Kamehameha Action, and raise you the Vongola family. Liam: I call your Vongola Family and raise you... A POTATOE!! Me: o.O ...You win, I give up... "I call your Ripley and raise you a tongue mouth!" Me "Get your own Le cheese!" Me. I was in the kitchen, helping my mum make dinner, and we explaining to Liam that Gaston's buddy's name was Lefou, and mum asked me to get her some cheese. "Jack is pretty much my love for Halloween all shoved into one boob... I MEAN..." Me, trying to explain a character of mine to one of my friends "I get tongue tied on my keyboard!!" I was trying to say "that's not good", and it came out thaTA;S... "Mom, if you were a tomboy, does this mean I'm gonna be gay when I grow up?" Evan "If you like guys, you like guys. If you like girls, you like girls. If you're like your mother... You'll molest anything that moves" Hiei. I have the WEIRDEST dreams... "You can't see me! You can't see me! You can't see me! I have a bucket! You can't see me! I'm hiding in my bucket!" Hiei "Oh, hello Ociffer! No I'm not under alcuence of inclohol..." Dad, being a goof "Dude, I just got bitch-slapped by Jell-o..." Me "Stop saying that, I'm reading pedophillia..." For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish If you like to write, you enjoy roleplaying, and love the world of DMC, come to my rp site !! and obey the rules!! OR if you like Kingdom Hearts, and have an Organization XIII member of your own creation, come visit and !!11!!~!! |
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