Hey ya'll! UrbanExplorerOfTheAncients here! Man have I let you guys down with my stories... hmm. Should probably fix that... In the mean time, stuff about me!!

Name: Xander

Hair: Every color of the freaking rainbow. Except green, I have yet to dye it green...

Eyes: Stormy Grey

Likes: (loves) My girlfriend, my cosplay group, cosplay, Yu Yu Hakusho, Devil May Cry, drawing, singing, writing, acting, making cosplay accessories, styling hair, cutting hair, gay guys, chocolate, rp-ing, Harry Potter, music, video games, Invader ZiM, and boobs.

Dislikes: Stupid people, flamers, hippies (inside joke), homophobic stupid people, two-faced whores, liars, being called a liar, being forced to smack someone in the mouth to get them to shut up, girls who wear skimpy clothing, perfume, people who can't take a joke, and half-assed cosplayers.

Favorite music: ACDC, AFI, Alice In Chains, The All-American Rejects, Arrogant Worms, Basshunter, Bowling For Soup, Breaking Benjamin, Carrie Underwood, Crossfade, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Dixie Chicks, Dragonforce, The Dresden Dolls, Eminem (Shut up!), Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Finger 11, Flogging Molly, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Goodnight Nurse, Harvey Danger, H.I.M., Hinder, Hot Hot Heat, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Jack Off Jill, Jason Mraz, Kenny Chesney, Leahy, Limp Bizkit, Lostprophets, Malice Mizer, Maroon 5, Martina McBride, The Medic Droid, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moxy Frubus, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, NewS, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Neyo, No Doubt, Oasis, Offspring, OK Go, Our Lady Peace, Papa Roach, Pink, The Pink Spiders, Placebo, Plain White T's, Plumb, Poets Of The Fall, Queen, Rascal Flatts, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K, Rihanna, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Seether, Senses Fail, Shinedown, Simple Plan, Sixpence None The Richer, Skillet, Skye Sweetnam, Slipknot, Stabilo, Story Of The Year, Sum 41, The Summer Obsession, Switchfoot, System Of A Down, t.A.T.u., Taylor Swift, Tenacious D, Theory Of A Deadman, Third Eye Blind, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Toy Box, Trapt, The Used, Utada Hikaru, Vic Mignogna, Voltaire, Weird Al Yankovich, Within Temptation, 10 Years, 30 Seconds To Mars, 311. I have more, they're just not on this iPod...

Favorite games: Devil May Cry (all 4), Pokemon (all of them), Final Fantasy (8, 9, 10-2, Dirge Of Cerberus, Tactics Advance), Dark Cloud, Yu Yu Hakusho: Spirit Detective (For GBA), DDR, Fable, Oblivion, Sims (2 and 3), Kingdom Hearts (1,2, CoM, Re:CoM, 358/2 Days), Rockband, Guitar Hero, Singstar, Touch The Dead, Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament Tactics, Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament, Devil Survivor, Rhythm Heaven, Dungeon Seige (1 and 2). I have more, I just can't remember them.

Random Facts: I don't, in fact, have a pair. Figuratively speaking, though, I have many pairs. And not all of them are mine.

Make my girlfriend cry, and I WILL break you.

Make any of my friends cry, I WILL break you AGAIN.

Make me cry, my dad and brother will KEEL you. And my mum will beat you with a stick.

My drill will make your drill lay down and take it like a whore.

Quotes: "Get a haircut, you hippie" Me

"I'm not a hippie, I'm a cosplayer!" Me "There's a difference?" David

"Tasty, spotted, pygmy, emo, moose-riding, blueberry!" Me, my girlfriend, and said blueberry, at the same time.

"Cloud is an over-compensating, emo-tastic, not-a-natural-blonde, blueberry poptart ginger!!" Me

"Attention Duelists! Do not fall asleep on poptart boxes!" Me. I was trying to get my girlfriend to not fall asleep by making her laugh. It worked.

"Attention everyone! This is the neighnourhood watch committy reminding everyone that necrophilla may be illegal, but it's still tasty fun! Thank you and have a pleasant day!" My brother, after watching Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged

"You're gonna love my nuts." Slap Chop Commercial.

"I'm a girl, I have balls, and I have a doink-doink!." Me. I have a rat-tail, and I hair sprayed it, so now it sproings. And I was holding a bag full of balls for the Struggle Tournament at FTW.

"I can't even see myself think!" Kuwabara.

Me: The hell is on your hand?

Liam: Nothing.

Me: Liar!

Liam: It's nothing!

Me: You're bluffing!

Liam: No I'm not!

Me: I call your bluff and raise you 20!

Liam: ...I call your 20 and raise you a galaxy!

Me: I call your galaxy and raise you a hitman!

Liam: I call your hitman and raise you a pan!

Me: I call your pan and raise you a Gokudera

Liam: I call your Goku and raise...

Me: GokuDERA!

Liam: FINE! I call GOKUDERA and raise you a Jason Statham!

Me: Oh noes! How can I beat a Jason Statham? Oh wait... I call your Jason Statham and raise you a Reborn!

Liam: I call your Reborn and raise you ANOTHER JASON STATHAM!

Me: I call your second Jason Statham and raise you a Lambo!

Liam: I call your Lambo and raise you TWO JASON STATHAMS!!

Me: ... I call your two Jason Stathams and raise you a Poison Scorpion.

Liam: I CALL YOUR POISON SCORPION AND RAISE YOU A MUTANT GIANT IMMORTAL JASON STATHAM WITH KAMEHAMEHA ACTION!!

Me: I call your Mutant Giant Immortal Jason Statham with Kamehameha Action, and raise you the Vongola family.

Liam: I call your Vongola Family and raise you... A POTATOE!!

Me: o.O ...You win, I give up...

"I call your Ripley and raise you a tongue mouth!" Me

"Get your own Le cheese!" Me. I was in the kitchen, helping my mum make dinner, and we explaining to Liam that Gaston's buddy's name was Lefou, and mum asked me to get her some cheese.

"Jack is pretty much my love for Halloween all shoved into one boob... I MEAN..." Me, trying to explain a character of mine to one of my friends

"I get tongue tied on my keyboard!!" I was trying to say "that's not good", and it came out thaTA;S...

"Mom, if you were a tomboy, does this mean I'm gonna be gay when I grow up?" Evan

"If you like guys, you like guys. If you like girls, you like girls. If you're like your mother... You'll molest anything that moves" Hiei. I have the WEIRDEST dreams...

"You can't see me! You can't see me! You can't see me! I have a bucket! You can't see me! I'm hiding in my bucket!" Hiei

"Oh, hello Ociffer! No I'm not under alcuence of inclohol..." Dad, being a goof

"Dude, I just got bitch-slapped by Jell-o..." Me

"Stop saying that, I'm reading pedophillia..."

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (I found out he was married after I checked out his fansite, seriously...)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irre ""eedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (only 1/4...)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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