I was born April 15, 1990 in Paris France, but I grew up in England. I knew I always wanted to be an actor and I caught my big break when I landed the part of Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series. I played the role for a decade, after which I moved on to become an actress in other movies like The Perks of Being a Wall Flower, and My Week with Marilyn. I just realized I'm not Emma Watson... Let me try again...

I was born and raised in Kosciusko Mississippi. After working my way through college I became a news anchor for the local TV station. Realizing my talents were better suited elsewhere I was transferred to what would become my very own TV show. One of the most successful shows to be aired, I...I'm not Oprah either...I don't think this is working guys...

From a very young age I was blessed with a distinct artistic talent. When I was just seven years old I was selling drawings to neighbors in Marceline Missouri. I spent my high school nights attending the Academy of Fine Arts to fine tune my artistic abilities. At the age of sixteen I was rejected from the military and so decided to join the red cross. After being stationed in France for a year driving ambulances, I was ready to get started in a career of TV--and all it entailed. After several failures I started up my own company and in 1955 I successfully created my own theme park....Dang-it, not Walt Disney ...What to do what to do...

Well, here's whats what. Not one, but TWO authors are writing on this account..so it's rather hard to have a bio--do ya get it? We'll mostly write about whatever catches our fancy, our pairings will be rather obvious through the stories that we write so don't get yer panties in a twist 'cause you can't find them anywhere on the daw-gone profile page. Here's what y'all get to know:

We shall hence forth be called Jessie and James, I'll be James and my buddy is Jessie

We're best friends in real life, Jessie is a really good writer, and writes her stuff pretty fast while I prefer to get it all done before any of ya learn anything about anything.

Our inside jokes will be included in our stories..!

Some of our stories will correlate awkwardly

We like quotes

Any questions? Feel free to ask, but don't expect an answer!

Hi there, Jesse speaking now. James doesn't actually know the anthem so I'm gonna do it for you now:

To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth! That's right!

I feel much better now. Okay, I need to clear up something real quick, when James says I'm fast at writing, it's just that I'm faster than her (and less articulate, I might add) so don't expect me to be putting out chapters every week, it's probably not gonna happen. Sorry. I will, however, respond much faster if reviews are given.

Anyway, I hope you all like reading our stories. I look forward to hearing from you.

Have a good day!!

JESSIE..! You weren't supposed to tell them my gender status! Gosh! YOU EVEN TOLD THEM WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES..! And of course I possibly just maybe..don't know the anthem...but you weren't supposed to tell them that either! It's not like I go around yelling about your favorite pokemon or pixie hollow fairy type status! What am I gonna do now!?!?!? I can't pretend anymore! The humanity! My inner writer is not pleased in the slightest! I'm so worked up that I can't even stop using exclamation marks! Goodness gracious you incorrigable eskimo pie! Thou dost not deserveth thy caramel ribbon! I can no longer be...MYSTERIOUS. (Look, regular punctuation--.) DON'T BE ALARMED FELLOW FANFICTION LOVERS...I just finished a book and boy did I not see that coming...toodles!

JAMES..! You told them my gender! I don't see why I can't return the favor. Plus, to remind you, I don't actually remember any of the pixie hollow fairy types, but I do have a favorite pokemon and I know yours too, so if you reveal mine I will reveal yours (so HA!). And what mystery do we have, its not like we're sitting in a dark room sending threatening messages via crappy video (like old Soviet spies). We're fanfic writers for Pete's sake!(and knowing our genders somehow effects the readers, I'm sure *sarcasm*) And I do to deserve my caramel ribbon! Okay, I'm done now. I have horrible typing skills, you have no idea how long it took me to write this and then make it look legible. See ya later guys. Oh, and have a good rest of the day/night! (I just realized that I use parentheses a lot (I'm gonna keep doin' it)(This is fun)(Okay, I'm done now)(Bye)(Have a good day!))