YES I FOUND IT! soz for life if your now freaked out. OMG i am not a chav. just thought id clear that.

anyways if you've read DarkAngelKyo101's profile and you want to read more of our amazingly random and high on life induced conversations then read D.N.Angel talk.

OMG im so sorry i haven't introduced myself yet, I'm Krad, yup the krad from her (points to DarkAngelKyo101's profile, don't ask me how) story's like the imaginary umbrella.

oh right stuff about me

Favorite Mangas

D.N.Angel, Fruits Baskets, Loveless, Bleach, Naruto, Host club (cant be bothered to write the whole thing, but i just wrote that, yup I've got warped logic) and many more

Favorite Anime's

D.N.Angel, Fruits Baskets, Bleach, Naruto, Host club and Gravitation

10 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I indicate when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

10. when people say "how would you feel in their shoes?" well first of all i would be asking myself why the hell i would be wearing someone elses shoes.

wise words of wisdom

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't
looking good either.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to
myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

All i can say to the above is...um what's the word...? Oh yeah, DUH!

Not going to bore you with height and stuff but i will tell you one thing MY HAIR CHANGED COLOUR i mean seriously what the hell does it think its doing i was fine being blond jeeze.

now where was i? i've got a really short atention span oh look cheese OMG there really is cheese whats it doing outside my window?

If you wanna know I'm completely mad oh yeah like they didnt know that already gyaaaah how the hell did you get downstairs? (glares at teaspoon) oh by the way i have a really annoying teaspoon that wont leave me alone and it talks AND ITS WEARING A HULA SKIRT NOW. how did it put a hula skirt on in the first place?

just one more thing I KNOW WHO DARK LIKES but i've been sworn to seacrecy so keep it quiet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i didnt write fushigi yugi in my favorits oh well i wrote and many more so you probably got the idea that stuff is in the stuff wow i'm discriptive.

yes i'm not medicaly knowledged yet but i will be soon and then i can TAKE OVER THE WORLD. now that was not supposed to be said out loud.

Spicy marmalade- that is a great song well so is everything in gravatation- i wonder what coconute spaggeti would taste like? hmm gotta try that

what ever it is its all the teaspoons fault and its now smiling at me in a spoony kind of way, i am so glad its not a tablespoon otherwhys it would be quite intimidating. even though its smaller than me ok that didnt make sense well anyway now you know less about me than you did before so ha. once again that didnt work dammit.

am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (well, i know my friends are alright.)

if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, whitefeatherchangestime

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, whitefeatherchangestime

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, whitefeatherchangestime

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throught

i'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. i am but stilll

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Yeah, 'bout that one... I don't really see myself as pretty, but I guess I don't have an ugly face, so... Dunno. I'm a virgin, though! (x Not that you needed to know that...-.-)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (just so you know i will be)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (M-B: I guess that was a guy talking... I do have girls that are friends, though! .)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(M-B: Shouldn't that be under 'Personal buiness'?)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. yah iam almost ever thing...
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I SWEAR I AM NOCTURAL
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (M-B: ...MwahahAHAHAHAhahHAHAmwAhHAHA...!!...xD...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (i like tea ^^)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. Sorta

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (some of the time)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY. (only Yaoi really)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm not a christian so i MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (M-B. What? Fire's cool...)
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,
I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk.

i'm hyper so i MUST be on drugs (my ones not very good i know)

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If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?)

oh yah, i draw, and i"m good and proud of it!!

this is some random convos that arn't on D.N.Angel talk

thisishowmylittlesistersbrainworks

Keavy: (looking at a seal) are seals related to ducks?

Me: what the hell?

shetalksinhersleepbutitdosentmakesense

Me: (not knowing Keavy's asleep) bye Keav

Keavy: what a stupid question

Me: (gives her a weird look) huh?

Keavy: (snores)

itsverystrangelisteningtosomeoneonabus

Oli: i wish i could call you normal but

Amy: i'm not that strange

Oli: your taking pictures of seats

Amy: yeah well

Oli: your just looking for an excuse to take pictures

Amy: LOOK A WOMAN WITH A BAG

Oli: ohhh youve got to take a picture of that. God. oh look strange people take a picture of them

thiswasacoupleofhourslater

Oli: cab, cab, cab, cab, cab

Elliot: CAB

Oli: where, your just making up cabs now

Becky: actualy there was one to back him up bless him

Oli: bless him?

ikindajoinedinwiththisone

Oli: cab, cab oh look furry car, FURRY CAR

Amy: where

Oli: there there

Me: THERE LOOK ITS GOT GRASS ON IT

Oli: take a picture quick

neverfallasleeponabus

Elliot: you took pictures of me when i was asleep?

Me: well it was cute you sleeping on Oli's shoulder

Elliot: why didnt you stop them?

Oli: well i did wait for about a hour before i told them

Elliot: i was only asleep for about half an hour

Amy: really?

Oli: well it felt like an hour with you on my shoulder anyway they took pictures of me when i was asleep

Amy: that was funny

Me: yes there was a lot of laughter at that point

Oli: i wouldnt know i was out of it

Me: well duh

Amy: otherwhys we wouldnt have taken pictures of you

onceagaintheworkingofmysistersmind

Keavy: when you have brain freeze does that mean that the ice cream lands on your brain and freezes it?

Dad: what the hell are you like

me: (colapses on the table laughing manickaly)

Dad: and whats up with you?

me: the coke and ice cream has just got to me

Keavy: (stands up and farts) im getting more ice cream

Me: (bursts out laughing again) she just farted in that womens ear

Dad: she didnt just do what i think you said did she?

Me: (nods because i'm laughing to much)

thisiswhathapenswhenwehaveunlimitedsugerythingsatpizzahut

me: your vibrating

Zac: i know

Keavy: what like this?

me: what the hell are you doing?

Dad: she looks like shes gonna explode

Zac: if i did that wind would just come out

me: if that happened youd rocket into the ceiling

dad: and we'd leave him there (picks up drinks menu)

Zac: (bounces up and tries to read it)

Dad: (looks at him)

Zac: (sits down)

Dad: (goes back to drinks menu)

Zac: (bounces up and tries to read it)

Dad: its like having a bloody jack in the box

me: (falls off chair)

dad: what the hell?

me: (laughs) the sugar, THE SUGAR

dad: oh god

shealwaystellsdadoffforlookingatwomen

Keavy:(watches a waiter)

me: (doesnt say this clearly because i'm laughing to much) OMG did she just ogle a guy?

andnowmymum

me and mum: (listening to pengelum in the car)

mum: (spots some old people) lets give them a taste of new music (turns up the music and winds the window down)

me: i think you just gave them a heart attack

me and mum: (look at each other then burst out laughing)

idontthinkthatwelleverhaveasuccsusfulcarboot

me: (carrying chairs into the garage and spotting mum) stand back i have chairs

mum: (squeals then laughs)

Thisisinmaths

random kid: wouldnt it be amazing if you got struck by lightning and said 'ha i'm God'

random kid no 2: you would be more likely to say 'i'm dead'

me: (Gives them a freaked out look)

Thiswaswhenwewereplayinggoldensquaresdontask

random guy: pick that one

sam: what one you didnt point to anything

random girl: pick the gold one

sam: thier all gold

random guy: pick the right one

sam: thats what i'm trying to do but you lot arnt helping come up with a good suggestion

justtotellyoumydadliveswithhisbestfriends

Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zac's trying to lick me

Keavy: no he's just trying to get the poofull

Me: rich can you catch?

Rich: Hannah smells and why do you need to know that?

Me: cus i'm gonna throw a poofull at you

Rich: what the hell is a poofull?

Keavy: this (points to the ball of cotten in my hand) and Zacs trying to steal it

Me: catch

Rich: i need a coffee, HANNAH (pockets the poofull)

Hannah: get it yourself you said i smelled

Rich: okay fuzzy

Hannah: what?

Richandhannaharefunpeople

me: you have hot fuzz glasses

Rich and Hannah: (put on the glasses)

Rich: here comes the fuzz

Hannah: oh thats why you called me fuzzy

Rich: yup now lets go visit the andys (walks up to my dad)

Me: (busts out laughing)

Dad: and what can i do for you?

Hannah: your a detective detect

Dad: WTF?

Richismadjustsoyouknow

Me: why are you having cerial for lunch?

Rich: cus i had a hamburger for breakfast

Me: why?

Rich: i got a bit mixed up

Me: riiiiiiight

Richcomesoutwithsomestrangestuff

Rich: are you lot coming over tommorow?

me: yeah

Rich: well there may be a problem with that

dad: why?

Rich: well there's a panda living in the bathroom

me: what?

Rich: well it climed up the wild geraniums and in through the window

dad: Rich the bathroom doesnt have a window

TherearealotofTomsinmyenglishclass

Miss: Read your's out

Tom1: i dont wanna

Miss: okay i'll read it out for you. petruchio walks up to kate "hey babe, wanna come home with me?" "no way mate" "why not babe?" "Thats not my name, they call me stacy" (bursts out laughing)

Tom2: see its bad

Miss: Okay we'll excuse Tom from performing today

Tom1: i didnt write that why are you picking on me?

sam: you're all called Tom

Thiswasonthewaytolondon

Nan: let's go to Hamleys

me: but i dont have any money

Aunty Lynn: welcome to the real world, lifes a bitch and then you die

wewereontopformthatday

Dave: who's the oldest mother?

Aunty lynn: i am but you wouldnt think of it to look at me because of my youthful complexion

mum: no everyones just to afraid to tell you otherwhys

Aunty Lynn: you can see we have a love/hate relationship

mum: yeah, she loves me, i hate her.

OMGshecanbesodim

Me: My mum might let me go to Kendo

Keavy: you'll need jabs for that

Me, Dad and Suzy: (look at her before bursting out laughing)

Keavy: what?

Dad: she'll need a passport to

Keavy: dosen't she have one?

Me: (still laughing) do you know what Kendo is?

Keavy: yeah its in Africa isnt it? or maybe China?

Me: it's a sport

me, Dad, and Suzy: (all burst out laughing again)

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