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 Author has written 13 stories for Naruto. #Queen Sakura x ten facts about moi: x STORY UPDATES: x * Story cover commemorations are now HERE: - "Bubblegum" Dymx on Tumblr x PROFILE PICTURE COURTESY OF: Sinetic on tumblr, which can be viewed here. |
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Rocket Queen by xfucktheglasses reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame Nike by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Sakura writes a letter to the Nike company. 'Dear Nike. I did it. Now what? Signed, pregnant teen.' CRACK! Also dedicated to KillerMay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taxonomy by OrangeChocolate reviews
Fangirls, taxes, and a little bit of cleavage. “Oi, Sakura-chan! Is that what taxonomy means?” SasukexSakura Crack-drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mating calls by the blanket reviews
CRACK. SasuSaku. “What? No. No—I refuse to believe that with all that woman’s gifts, you were looking at her hat.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conversations: Green Tomatoes by Mendori-chan reviews
But you’re in your underwear. You can’t get me tomatoes in a convenience store in your underwear." SasuSaku, pure crack-ish fluff. All in dialogue
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hooker Heels by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku. For Hypheniated\ "Your heels are too... high. You're higher than usual... and uh, its... annoying." /Drabble\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Condom by Vio Lenz reviews
SasuSaku. NaruHina. Funny little oneshot. Rated T just to be safe. Some adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Man to Man Talk by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Wicked Game reviews
She teeters on the edge of hating him and loving him. He plays a wicked game on her heart, and there's nothing she can do to stop him; at least not as his captive. SasuSaku. /Post Land of Iron Arc./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Parallels reviews
Because Kakashi always hated parallels, but could see where this was headed. Implied SasuSaku & KakaRin. One-shot. Post-war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Empire reviews
Being Uchiha Sakura isn't all it's cracked up to be. SasuSaku. Rated M for light lemon(s), some lime and dark images. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,209 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Girls reviews
She was just a girl, eyes bright, uptight, breaking hearts. AU. One-shot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Silhouettes reviews
Chapter 31: Three Wishes is up! A collection of one-shots to celebrate SasuSaku month. Rating changed to M for caution.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,997 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Bubblegum reviews
She's miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, out to pop your bubblegum heart. AU. One-shot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Assets reviews
"I've seen you looking at my.. assets... Kakashi-babe.." He was done for. "Well, Ka-ka-shi-kun?" Because a smooth talkin' Sakura and a flustered Kakashi work so well. CRACK. One-shot. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Interrupted reviews
"You are not about to have sex on my back!" Sasuke gets cockblocked by his summons. PURECRACK. Rated T for situations and language. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Chandelier reviews
She drowns him out of her mind with drinks, dancing and casual sex, until she completely looses herself. Sakura-centric. SasuSaku, slight KibaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hipster Trash reviews
"Oh my God, Sasuke-kun, please do not quote an Arctic Monkeys' song. Just stop. Stop it right now." Kami, Uchiha Sasuke was such hipster trash. AU. Pure-crack. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Virginistas reviews
"Just admit it, Sasuke-kun, you're a total virgin." "Am not." "He totally is." Because we all know Sasuke is in total denial. AU. Semi-Crack. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hooked reviews
Even as the chief of police's son, he didn't think he would get pulled over on a speeding ticket. Or felt up by an attractive police officer, that is. But by then, he was already hooked, and completely addicted. AU. Rated M for Lime(y) situations. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Dirty Dancing reviews
Sasuke is dragged out to a night club, and everyone is grinding. How positively revolting. "Come dance." "I don't dance." "Saaaaasss-ukee-kuuun, have some fun once in a while. Let loose." Rated M for the obvious. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U. - Complete