ATTENTION: I created this account when I was 11 years old, and have since grown up. Just to reminisce, I logged back on and saw that there are people who still review my stories and ask for more, but I will not be updating this. If you are interested in reading more fanfiction by me, I have recently made a new account where I am writing a next generation Harry Potter fanfiction. Don't worry, though. Unlike all my stories on this account, I intend on finishing it :)

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4100567/

My account name is ChestnutKey, based on my Pottermore account username.

Hi, I'm Miss Cow, and this is my profile page (obviously).

Ever since I can remember, the TV shows and books I read made me wonder: What if? That's how I got into writing. I guess I've always been good in writing, too, especially fantasy (that's all I read, too).

I'm also rewriting Simply Mudblood. I completely changing the plot, time period, and character names, but the main character should still act the same. It'll be a whole new story, so it won't be extremely boring reading all of the rewritten chapters -- at least not as boring as it normally would.

I'm thinking about writing a fiction about Alex Russo going to Hogwarts . . . Hopefully I find some good inspiration soon. I also want to write a fiction about Hermione Granger and Sirius Black (her going back to the Marauder Era, of course.)

If anyone wants to know my warrior cat name, on the official website, it's Hawkpath, but I know for a fact that in real life, it'd be Loudmouth.

If anyone wants to know what hogwarts house I'd be in, it'd be Slytherin. Official website and I say that.

Who are my favorite couples??

WHY DO YOU CARE!?

but i do like Loliver hannah montana, and Jaymoon warriors the power of three: long shadows

I also like Alex Russo/Draco Malfoy, and Alex Russo/Zack Martin, though if you want to stay in Wizards, then Alex Russo/TJ Taylor. Max Russo/London Tipton is also pretty good. Also Hermione Granger/Sirius Black, and Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy and Lily Potter/Lysander Scamander.

what i want to do when i grown up is . . .

become a bestselling novelist

become a non-famous actress, because famous actresses always get ripped on

be able to eat all the food I want, dispite my allergies (though I know that won't happen)

STORIES

Simply Mudblood chapter, of course

COMING SOON . . .

i love you all -

NOT

okay, maybe a little

Let me tell you about the stories that are currently active/finished.

Simply Mudblood, Rewrite

Alice Clough is sorted into Slytherin. She is hated by all the Slytherins for being a 'Mudblood,' hated by all the Gryffindors for being a Slytherin, and the rest she just doesn't want to talk to because they're part of smart-alack Ravenclaw, or lame Hufflepuff. The two people she dislikes the most are Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, 'the two most obnoxious boys of the year.'

This is mainly about Alice's first year, though the sequels will actually have bigger plots. I plan on having eight stories in all, and have already written summaries for each of them. This takes place during Tonks' last year at Hogwarts, so I'm thinking about including her somehow.

Ginny's Decision

Harry wants to meet up with Ginny, and has a question that could change their lives depending on her answer. How will she react?

This I did at the spur of the moment, so I don't think it's that good.

Moonlight

An Eevee is born with blue eyes. She immediatly thinks that her name is Eva, but after evolving, and being captured, she rethinks.

This is a sad story, and made everyone who I showed it to cry at the end. I plan on editing this even further, so if you find that it has too many mistakes, remember that it will be updated soon.

Flying a Little Higher

James Potter II is upset that Harry is famous, and asks why.

I can't really say much about this because it is so short. This is the first One-Shot I ever did.

Love is Only a Wish

A Luvdisc discovers that he'd rather others like him for who he is than for what he looks like.

The ending may be a bit confusing. . .not sure though.

I'm not going to add Starlight until I'm sure that I'm going to update it. Until next time!

Our Father

I'm tired of rewording summeries here. Go look at the summery I wrote there.

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things with an "x" is what I chose.)

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box. (no, but I wanted one)
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black and silver aren't even colors!)
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (I have sensory integration dysfunction and ADD, which means that not only will it feel uncomfortable, but it'd distract me from everything! My skin also gets bothered when I wear non-expensive jewelry)
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (BEST MOVIES EVER!)
x You were in gymnastics/dance? (started when I was three, quit when I was six)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (but I don't wear make-up, 'cause it makes me feel guilty, and I always have to worry about whether I did it right)
x You smile a lot more than you should. (I even laughed at someone's death by accident once! Why, oh why was I cursed with this smile?)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (er, I have three that are exactly the same, size, color, shoe, and all)
You care about what you look like. (I'm not the one looking at myself all day!)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (I'm allergic anyways. Plus my sensory integration dysfunction nose causes me to choke at the smell)
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Come on! I only played with the Barbies 'cause my friends forced me to! I've actually been scared of Barbies my whole life . . . )
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

Ha! I'm a girl.

Before you read the questions, write down your top 12 favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order. This was really interesting!

1: Harry Potter

2: Rose Weasley

3: Sirius Black

4: Teddy Lupin

5: Victoire Weasley

6: Draco Malfoy

7: Lily Luna Potter

8: James Sirius Potter

9: Ariana Dumbledore

10: Albus Dumbledore

11: Severus Snape

12: Tom Marvolo Riddle (Voldemort)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? He could look hot if he wanted to, I guess. He is a metamorphmagus, after all.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That's sort of impossible for two reasons: 1. They're both guys. 2. James was way after Voldemort's time.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?. No.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No. Rose and Draco's son, on the other hand . . .

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? . I don't know . . . Albus is gay, and Victoire is not a lesbian, so it wouldn't work out even if they did live in the same time. Maybe 5/9, because it never said whether Victoire was bisexual.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Lily would scream for life, and Harry would have to re-kill Voldemort before he would get Rose pregnant.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Twelve Fanfic. Sirius Black had always disapproved of him, just as Albus Dumbledore had always done with Tom Riddle. Will these two unlikely characters form a bond through their similarities, or break apart through their differences before a relationship can even form?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Only in the rated M section, I'm guessing. Father like son . . . I guess?

10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Voldemort regrets everything, and worries that he won't be able to take back what he's done, but when Lily Potter is sent back into the past, she helps him realize the true feeling of being good.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Ginny's out of town, and Teddy and Harry finally get some alone time.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? None of my friends even know what FanFiction is.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I only have one Harry Potter Fan friend, and she is not weird like that.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I don't even know what list reading is . . . dang, now you've got me curious!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "Oh, Lily! I thought I'd never get through to you!" Probably not, since she's dead.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Love Song

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve smut fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Total awkward couples who all hate each other and probably want to see them all dead.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "If you were a guy, I'd totally be in to you."

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About a few days ago.

20) What would Two do if they saw Three/One about to have sex? Faint, and tell her aunt Ginny.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Daniel

2. Black, but it's not a color.

3. A

4. July

5. Niether are colors, but black.

6. Adrianna

7. 42, because anyone who's seen/read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galexy knows why.

8. California, because I grew up there. I do love the way in Miami, Florida it's warm at night, though.

9. My grandparents' lake calms me.

10. I wish for nothing but the hope that I'll become a professional novelist when I'm older.

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person (EWW! He's my brother!)

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (I like to stick to my own personal group, thank you very much.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. (Sure I will. That's what all these quizzes say.)

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (It's hard for me to even imagine change . . . I also have asperger syndrome, in case you were wondering)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Yep.)

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (That's a lot of friends! I HATE PEOPLE! Oh, someone, please take them away!)

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure. (Ha! I should've picked Florida)

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (I should've picked ocean.)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday! (I highly doubt that I'm going to become a Professional Novelist by my next birthday, but whatever.)

List your ten favorite Warriors characters:

1) Jayfeather

2) Dovepaw

3) Tigerstar

4) Crowfeather

5) Lionblaze

6) Crookedstar

7) Cinderpelt

8) Goosefeather

9) Feathertail

10) Leafpool

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

No. They aren't related, but Tigerstar was sort of . . . dead. Also, he thought they were related. They both did.

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Feathertail would choose Crowfeather, of course. Crookedstar is her grandfather, and Crowfeather was her mate.

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No. Cinderheart, however, I'm guessing had a crush on Jayfeather once.

4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Dovepaw and Goosefeather want to be together, but there are gengerations apart, one's a medicine cat, and also dead! How will their love servive?

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 mating?

Er . . . "HOLY SHIT!! YOU'RE MATING WITH YOUR MOTHER?"

6) Would 4 rather mate with 8 or claw 3?

Hm . . . if it were mate with 3 and slap 8, and Crowfeather would definately claw Goosefeather.

7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

None that I've heard of.

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Erm, I guess it'd probably be Goosefeather with the sex change . . . 'cause he's weird . . . and they'd all look like Crookedstar, but be crazy like Goosefeather.

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

I'll just do what Moore12 put . . . "I hope you're related to the couger, because you're way too old for me, baby!"

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Neither. Goosefeather would sunbathe.

List your ten least favorite Warriors characters:

1) Hollyleaf

2) Rosetail

3) Thrushpelt

4) Oakheart

5) Brambleclaw

6) Squirrelflight

7) Purdy

8) One-eye

9) Mousefur

10) Stoneteller

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

No. Thrushpelt is too stupid to do anything but moon over Bluestar.

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Oakheart, because Squirrelflight is too stupid.

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No, but Stoneteller and Purdy would make a great couple! They're both annoying . . . and stupid . . . and annoying . . . and did I mention stupid?

4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Rosetail is looking for some fun. Maybe White-eye can help?

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 mating?

Purdy would say, "Wert about Squirrelper?"

6) Would 4 rather mate with 8 or claw 3?

Oakheart would claw Rosetail for being a stupid know-it-all, and he doesn't have anything against One-eye in the first place.

7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

Never heard of one.

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Ugly. With a touch of mate crazy, at that.

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

"You're not too old for some fun, are you?"

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Thrushpelt, because One-eye actually knows who that is.