I had a blue chicken, and a green chicken, and a red chicken, and an orange chicken, and I threw a chicken, and a brown chicken, and a yellow chicken, but not a pink chicken.

Every Time There's a Tornado, YOSHI SNEEZED.

Every Time There's a Whirlpool, YOSHI FLUSHED HER TOILET.

Every Time There's an Earthquake, YOSHI STEPPED ON ANOTHER POOR FOOL.

Every Time There's a New Species, organisms were seperated by a geographic isolation and after evolving a lot thorugh variation, the two organisms tried to mate, but they could not produce fertile offspring, so they became two diff species. Also mutation cause variation because it changes the sequence of the DNA, which changes mRNA, which changes the amino acid seuence, which changes the protein, which is the phenotype. Also when choosing which butter to put on your toast, you should look for the one that says it has liquid oil because that stuff isn't all trans fat and whatnot. Also when you go to New York City, attach your purse to you with duck tape, double sided tape, and very sticky tape. Also a rice crispy bar has less than 1g of protein. Also when a bag is labeled fresh popcorn, make sure you check when it was bought. Also my favorite color is white but when people annoy me and keep asking whats my favorite color, I say yellow (Why? Well I was looking at lemonade). Also I had a black chicken, can't believe I forgot that.

Buying a ring for that special someone: 500

Buying flowers for that special someone: 25

Buying a new dress for that special someone: 200

Telling her you love her and marry me: A slap in the face

Walking away smiling without any dignity and pride: priceless

For everything else there's mastercard.