Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...

(Multi POV; HS-adulthood) Stan has relationship problems and latent mental-health issues, Kyle has a bad rep from Rebecca and some serious apprehensions. Meanwhile, Cartman has selfish plans, Kenny has shitty friends, and South Park still hasn't changed. Follows Stan and Kyle as they navigate into adulthood and into the murky waters of a relationship with their best friend.

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Alfons and Edward struggle to have a conversation when neither of them can speak the other's language. Shamballa!verse.

After a terrible incident forces Winry to accompany the Elric brothers on their journey, they discover there's a secret far greater than they imagined. One that could help restore their bodies, but at the cost of their friend?