How lovely. It appears that you have stumbled across the lair of Kooshball and Kitty Kat-chan (aka Koosh and Kitty). Yes, the two of us have created a joint account. Why? ...Just because.

Zing: BUBBLES HAHAHAHAHA BUBBLES BUBBLES HEHEHEHEHE!

Kyle: ...Idiot.

Whiskey: -blinks lazily- Damn freaks.

Anyways, the two of us plan to write a couple of fics together, so go on down and read 'em. If we haven't updated for AGES, go have a look at our work written sperately, found at:

www.fanfiction.net/~kooshball

OR

www.fanfiction.net/~kittykatchan

And now... It's time for our profiles! Yay! Of course, they will probably be ridiculously long, so if you want, just click the 'skip bio' button, we won't care... -sniff-

Name: Laura

Nicknames: Lolly, Lollypop (I don't let many people call me this anymore because it sounds so dirty), Kitty, KKC, Kitty Kat, Laurah (Holly aka Koosh calls me this, since I call her Holleh), Goober, Munchkin, Tadpole, Psycho-Bitch (from my ever so loving muse, Kyle), and Bubble-Butt (this is from my new muse... Zing... He's obbsessed with bubbles).

Age: 15

D/O/B: May 4th, 1990

Height: About 5', 5" I'd say.

Weight: Well, I went to the doctor's office a few weeks ago, and found out that I now weigh 124. That's okay, because the doctor said the only reason I weigh that much is because I grew two inches. So HA on you, Josh! HA ON YOU!

Hair: It's a mix of browns and blondes, maybe with a hint of red; I've dyed it so much I've gone and forgotten it's true color. My hair's really wavy (or curly, however you want to call it), and it has the evil tendency to get very frizzy and bushy, so about 99.9 percent of the time that you see me (if you see me, that is), you'll notice that I'll have it pulled back into a ponytail or braid.

Eye: They're hazel brown. That means that they're brown, but they have little green flecks in them. They're a mix of my parents eyes; my mom has brown eyes and my dad has hazel green eyes. I call my eyes camaflauge eyes. Kinda stupid, I know.

Muses: Kyle, half lion, half human (has the body of a human, but has paws, forepaws, claws, fangs, a tail, and ears), and Zing, who's a steel-grey wolf. Yes, Zing's the one obbsessed with bubbles...

Likes: Reading, writing, eating, drawing, playing video games, watching movies, watching/performing/writing/drawing/reading humorous things, acting, sleeping, talking to friends, getting good reviews (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge), cows, chickens, pigs, cactuses, wolves, lions, dogs, cats, hamsters, those dancing hamsters, anime, manga, and performing random acts of insanity.

Dislikes: Mary Sues (DIE YOU EVIL SPAWNS OF SATAAAAAN!), racists, pregidous people, preps, snobs, people who abuse others in the most evil and disgusting of ways without a damn good reason, people who try to force their religion/non-religion on others, backstabbing people, and cabbage.

Main Hobbies: Reading, writing, daydreaming, dancing, watching movies, looking for new, funny material I can use in my writings, and sitting out on my front lawn (usually with my parents and/or a good buddy) in lawn chairs, drinking coke while watching the police perform a license check on the other side of the street (yes, this does happen a lot, and yes,this is a very redneck thing to do, but I'm from the south. And anyway, it's just so much fun to watch some drunk idiot try to fight back as he's being arrested...)

Favorite Bands/Singers:

Alison Krauss and Union Station
Shania Twain
Toby Keith
Alan Jackson
Martina McBride
Faith Hill
Tim McGraw
Josh Turner (he came from South Carolina! GO JOSH! HAHA, BOO-YAH!)
Maroon 5
Green Day
Will Smith
Snoop Dogg
Eminem
Ciara
Missy Elliot
Kelly Clarkson
The Gorillaz (I know that's not spelled right...)
the B52's
the Beach Boys
Kenny Chesney.

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter
LOTR
Series of Unfortunate Events
The Princess Diaries (the movies sucked... Ann Hathaway did a great job, but the moviesdidn't follow the books!)
The Hobbit
Redwall Series
MASH
The Princess Bride

Favorite TV Shows:

MASH
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
That's So Raven
Even Stevens
Phil of the Future
That 70's Show
Dave the Barbarian (NOT A MONKEY!)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Favorite Movies:

Big Momma's House
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (I cried so much at the end!)
MASH
Secondhand Lions
Lion King trilogy
The Emperor's New Groove
Mulan
Shark Tales
Men In Black (1 and 2)
Barbershop
Major Payne
The Princess Bride
Daddy Daycare
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
I, Robots
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Name: Holly

Nicknames: Holleh (Laurah started calling me this, so that explains why one of her nicknames is Laurah)

Age: 18

D/O/B: June 3rd, 1987

Height: I have no idea. Average height, I guess...

Weight: I also don't know how much I weigh. We don't own a set of scales, and probably never will.

Hair: It's brown and straight. At the moment, it's also wet. (I just got out of the shower)

Eyes: Blue, but not the nice blue like my little brother. They're more murky blue than blue-blue. Damn genetics.

Muses: Whiskey, the fire salamander. Interesting fact, a fire salamander is not an amphibian, but a reptile. How? Well, amphibians need moisture. Lizards need heat. Therefore, a fire salamander is a lizard!

Likes: Reading, writing, TV, my gameboy, my laptop. Much more, but I'm too lazy to write it ll down now.

Dislikes: Australian stereotypes. I don't mind Steve Irwin, but his accent annoys me. NO AUSSIE SOUNDS LIKE THAT!

Main Hobbies: See likes

Favorite Bands/Singers:

QueenBon Jovi
Green Day
The Whitlams
Anything on the Triple J CD, minus one or two songs

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter
The Hobbit
Artemis Fowl
Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich
Tomorrow series by John Marsden

Favorite TV Shows:

MASH
The Simpsons
Doctor Who - the new episodes
Futurama
Family Guy
Fairly Odd Parents

Favorite Movies:

Anything by Pixar!

Due to schoolwork and a few other distractions that shall remain unsaid, the updates for GARshall be very slow for an unknown period of time. However, we will try to update at least twice a month, thoughwe make no garauntees or promises.
If you have any questions, go talk to our muses. You will find them playing hopscotch over their by our hand-made still, next to the guillotine and the Jar-with-the-Floating-Head-Immersed-in-Water.
Or you could ask us. We'll be sitting over the Lake-of-Doom-and-Despair, playing our gameboys or PS2, arguing about the different brands of cheeses and whether or not the mastachio Mike Farrell had during the last few seasons was fake or not.
Thank you, and have a great day!

Much love,
Koosh and Kitty

TTFN--Ta ta for now!