Simsaru
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Joined 08-10-10, id: 2489744, Profile Updated: 06-23-13

Well back from protest, with good and bad news.

The bad news is that all my stories were lost to a corrupt motherboard and the guy who i took it to failing to fix it and instead made problems worse.

The good news is that i now have a laptop and bunch of story ideas to share.

It's good to be back.

With perfect love and perfect trust,

Simsaru


Hi

For people who are new to me I'm Simsaru.

I'm a little insane.

One of my best friends is Atsari. We make a great team.

I'm female.

I was born on Nov. 16th.

I like: hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, writing, drawing, painting, carving wooden canes, rock hunting, playing survivor in the woods with my cousins, reading, cooking, track, Saturday Nights by SPG, RepoMan (The Genetic opera), designing and playing video games, watching every painful second of Supernatural, trying to catch up in Naruto manga, 1/2 prince, The Breaker, Bleach, Community, anything with Mel Brooks, the first MIB, Among the Sleep, Kick'n it with my pals, and having bad movie night with my girls.

Things I generally hate: Okra (The texture is horrible and it's on my list of ingredients that can go burn in hell), flamers (what can I say that hasn't already been said about them vermin), People who don't take the time to try and see from the other persons perspective (How would you feel and react to : hate due to what your religion is, being called a name, being put down for how you look, "Believe It!", loosing friends for finding out what your sex life is like [None of anyone else's business anyway, or being part of a group that is judged by the actions of a few of the many (Just because they come from the middle east doesn't mean their part of a terrorist organization, or just because their black doesn't mean their part of a gang wanted for drugs.) and I hate it when people try to claim that they have a right to do something horrible to others just because they feel it doesn't fit in the world as they think it should be (In other words people who try to push off their false reality onto others).

My Dream for the future: To have my thriving culinary business, become a well known writer, adopt a few kids and raise them to succeed in what ever they wish to do with their lives.

My ideas for FanFiction:

Naruto's Bad luck Streak... or is it?Bed Knobs and KunaiThe Kyubbi Wears Bow ties1001 Senbon And you thought Tuesday's were bad...Naruto Uzumaki! The Next Zanpakuto!The Secret of Nimh Kyubbi's lifeNaruto: Journey to Atlantis (Remake)Naruto's EpicHow to train your NinjaTimes one big loopThe man, the light house, the ninjaStupid spaceships crashing on stupid planets!Hinata's Task: Destroy the Demon BoyNinja, demons, and zombies! Oh My!House on a Haunted MountainGabriel wasn't the only one playing god...Merlin's line The three roomsPlant Master

Well that's all i'm going to tell you for now it might be awhile so that i can get everything on, but hold out I got more then these headed this way.

With perfect love and perfect trust,

This is Simsaru signing off.

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Fingfur by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Harry is Fingfur. He is reborn as a Dwarf, but still quite young when Erebor falls. He is older than Fili, Kili and Ori, though. When he wants to join the Company Dwalin protests heavily. Why? And how come Fingfur is more at home with the Hobbit than with the other Dwarrows? Slash! Please read! (Mentions of) MPreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Dark Dynasty by The Silver Bullet reviews
Cora unknowingly fulfilled her bargain to the Dark One, she bore him a child. However, due to a realm jumper who is desperate for a savior and a couple of memory charms, she's unaware that she was ever pregnant. Fate, however, decides to intervene after Harry Potter's first year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 175,698 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Harry P., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Blackdog by Atlantis Sinatra reviews
After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 7,118 - Follows: 9,427 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Trouble's Treasure by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
Henry's at Hogwarts, Pan's plotting, Harry's dark! When Henry escapes from Never Land he ends up meeting Harry Potter, but as always, the truth is different than the storybook. Dumbledore made a decision that changed everything, one that connects the Potters to Belle. Contains: light bashing, darkHarry, slash, MA content. You've been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,397 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Henry Mills, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Serious Wish by Illucia reviews
When Sirius got serious about a thing, that's when others ran. He imagined Harry being rich, famous, hunted by girls he had no interested in, living in Grimmauld place with the crazy elf until the end of his days, bored out of his mind. Well, Sirius would seriously have to take care of that, even if it was the last thing he'd do. As it turned out, it was. HP/Lotr.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,423 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P.
Wolf's Mate by Lynnie Lou Who reviews
The Uchiha werewolf is a rare speices, and for them to mate with anyone outside of their world is barely heard of. The youngest wolf seeks a mate and he chooses Naruto. What makes him so special in the scarlet eyes of the Uchiha? SasuNaru Yaoi Mpreg-Possible, murder, blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,878 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,539 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Fade to Blacklight by Fenerath reviews
Neglected for his twin sister, Naruto ran away from his family and the village that has only brought him pain. He left the Elemental Nations entirely, finding a new land, and a new home. But when disaster strikes, he will be forced to return to the last place he wanted to see again. How will Naruto handle being a Prototype in a land of ninjas? M for gore and paranoia. Grey Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,601 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Naruto U.
This Dream's On Me by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Fíli]
Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost reviews
Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,728 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 7,505 - Follows: 8,297 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Hidden Song by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Bobby wasn't always a hunter. Sam and Dean find out the hard way that Bobby's past is catching up to them when Lucifer is broken free because of the angels. Now they have to deal with natural magic, angels, and having their surrogate father showing them up! Can Bobby reconcile with who he once was, or will Death have a new face? Possible Bobby/Luna in later chapters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Bobby S., Dean W., Sam W.
Deal With A Deity by SecretAnimosity reviews
When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Let it go! by Alliprince reviews
"I wish for you to sing it to me," Odin told them, keeping his face cold. The Warriors three, Lady Sif, Thor and Loki stared at him, unsure if the king was making a joke or not. One shot! Supposed to be funny! ( do not own the artwork for the cover here is a link to the artist. elevatortonowhere(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/69867050162/actual-sassy-ice-queen-loki)
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Loki - Complete
Narutos Mad House by Generalhyna reviews
At the age of four Naruto has been hearing voices in his head, but it wasnt the kyrubi, but the inmates of Arkum. with the powers of the Arkum villians and fox Naruto will take Kolona by storm BABY! warn: sever sau,Sak,Council bashing NaruXHinta
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 1/9/2012
Hybrid by jCOOLn reviews
Naruto, the son of the king and a female shade, is a hybrid being. Ever since his mother died he has been angry and when a dragon doesn't choose him to be his rider his father all but disowns him. Well Naruto isn't going to take that lying down and accidentally turns Shruikan back into egg form only to cause him to hatch and make him his rider, now Naruto is on the run.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,618 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Blade of Emptiness, Maelstrom of Honor by FullofSeoul reviews
Despair. Helplessness. Emptiness. Betrayed by the village he vowed to protect, he locks his heart away to become the Blade of Emptiness: the Cuarto Espada. Now, given a chance to return to the place that forsook him, Ulquiorra is sure to take his vengeance. Konoha should've never crossed him.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,150 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
Hiding under a smile by shyness123 reviews
After another fight between the two, Naruto and Gaara are shipped to a camp where there are a lot of strange people. There they meet new people that make them feel like they aren't outsiders to the world. Maybe we are all at least a little strange on the inside? Demon!Naruto Demon!Gaara Contains others inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara
Aperture Science Blood Stream Portal Enhancement by AussieScum reviews
Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., GLaDOS
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Dirty South by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
I got away from my uncle, ran from the wizarding world, came all the way to this small town of Bon Temps. So why can't I get away from one silly hunter? HP/Supernatural/Trueblood Mature themes; N/C, incest, drinking, swearing, ect. (Chapter 5 posted, and fixed.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Hollow Anbu by VizordEspada Ichigo Shirosaki reviews
Sarutobi dies sealing the Kyubii into Naruto's sisters, because of this he grows up feeling unwanted and his training is neglected.Then one day Naruto finds the hogyoku and gains all of the powers of Sosuke Aizen and uses it to kick ass. ON HIATUS due to writers block
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Naruto U., S. Aizen
Kyuubi's Heir by shadowcat971 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is saved from his darkness, or is he? He finds a mother in the one that caused him so much pain, watch him as he gathers the last of the demons and becomes their immortal heir. Demonic!Naruto,FemKyuu, No pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,400 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Wiccan by deathskeith reviews
When the four boys walked in they grabbed everyone's attention. But one blond caught his eye the most. SASUNARU Yaoi. Based off of the movie Covenant.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Aim by bobbuggle reviews
A moment of distraction, and Orochimaru bites the wrong member of Team 7. Kyuubi tells a tale of pain and misery, and an alliance is born between brothers. Without the cursed seal, Sasuke watches over his teammates, and everything changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Slug Prince DEAD by TanyaScathYggdrasil reviews
Jiraiya abandons Naruto in favour of a certain Pinkette. When Naruto receives his Clan Scrolls from an unlikely source he starts to walk a completely different path. Eventual ShikaNaruNeji. [DEAD][Feel free to adopt. Drop me a message if you do, the manga might have killed my muse for this story but I'd love to see what others come up with]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,684 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Neji H.
I'll Fight For You by Aikat3rin3 reviews
Merging with the Kyuubi. They thought Naruto was too strong to let it happen, but when it does Naruto can't save himself. He needs someone, but is Sasuke willing to come back and save him? And why does the Kyuubi want them together? SasuNaruSasu Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,219 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MyFavorite Kinda blood would turn ya into a Zombie by Lyonessie reviews
It’s the end of the world. Well, unless you have your zombie apocalypse survival kit, which, fortunately Uzumaki Naruto does. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Orange Shinobi Forever by kyo anime reviews
Michelangelo Hamato is the reincarnation of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze the former missing nin of Konoha. How will his new life and family be and why does he always get such powerful 'enemies? And was he the only one reincarnated?
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Michelangelo, Naruto U.
Bite Me by Insanely.Good.Liar reviews
“Be careful what you wish for.” SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,817 - Follows: 6,617 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Genius Among Leaves by He Who Comes With the Dusk reviews
A five year old Naruto, hiding on his birthday, gives up on everything... only to find something new. But can a brilliant ninja come to love the people that so shunned him, or will he turn his back on them forever? smart!Naruto, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,607 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Cries of a Wolf by crystalangelofbabylon reviews
When Naruto gets turned into a werewolf his life changes. Now he is on the run from the akatsuki . Will a certain Uchiha help him or will Naruto be alone?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Frog Mask by blackmamuth reviews
The night that the Kyuubi attacked konoha, not only the Kyuubi was sealed in Naruto. What if there was another tenant in Naruto's body?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,778 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Naruto U.