A/N: LV is short for little voices in my head.
Wavester: LV, I have decided to change my evil ways.
LV: Ummm...
Wavester: Such as being so mean to you. *hand behind back holding a paint gun*
LV: Wow, I don't think that's possible...
Wavester: Of course it is, but, that is all i will change because that is my only evil way.
LV: NO! You have many more evil things going through your head, I just know it... *looks suspiciously at Wavester*
Wavester: Is that so?
LV: Well, you have to admit that wishing the school would be blown up, burned down, being hit by a supernatural force that would blow it off the face of the earth, or have it be hit by millions of missiles are definitely evil thoughts.
Wavester: HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I WANTED THOSE THINGS TO HAPPEN!?!
LV: I LIVE INSIDE YOUR HEAD WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT!?! FOR ME TO SIT QUIETLY AND WONDER WHAT EVIL PLOTTING YOU HAVE BEEN DOING?!?
Wavester: OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON OR YOU WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS FROM HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!! *eyes turn red and she smiles evilly*
*Wavester whips out her paint gun and starts shooting wildly at LV*
LV: NOOOOO!!! NOT THE PAINT GUN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHANGING YOUR EVIL WAYS!!!!!
Wavester: HAH! I can't believe you fell for it! That was just to get you to let your guard down!!! AND NOW YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU SAID IN MY LAST BIO! I AM THE ALMIGHTY WAVESTER I SHALL PREVAIL!
LV: I CAME PREPARED THIS TIME, YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME IDIOT WAVESTER! *smiles smugly as she whips a paint gun out of her jacket*
Wavester: YOU JUST CALLED ME AN IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU ADMONISH ME VERMIN!?!
LV: VERMIN!?! WHY YOU LITTLE IDIOT I'LL PLASTER YOU WITH PAINT!
*Poof, suddenly LV's paint gun turns into a banana*
Wavester: I CAN STILL DO ANYTHING I WANT IN THIS BIO! EVEN TURN YOUR PAINT GUN INTO A BANANA!!! MWA HA HA HA HA YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME!!!!!!
LV: Nooooo!!!! *runs away*
Wavester: HAH! Take that scumbag! This is my bio, so i should tell you a bit about myself... Yes, I do want the school to burn down *sigh, I'm thirteen, half japanese, quarter italian, a bit irish, a bit scottish, and something else... I hate the eighth grade my teachers are evil and need to find something else to do other than torcher us. One teacher is obsessed with ziploc bags which she calls "doggy bags" she is evil, well all my teachers are evil. And this other one ju--
LV: GET ON WITH IT!
Wavester: YOU WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH YOU IGNORAMOUS!!!!!! JUST WAIT TIL I CATCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!
*both run off into the distance never to be seen in this bio again*
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