Lucy's childhood friend was anything but nice. He was mean to her, bullied her into doing the most pee-in-you-pants outrageous things, and he had a tendency to put the blame on her for the mischief he created. The happiest day of Lucy's life, was the day she turned 7 and 8 year old Natsu left for America. However, after 10 years of peace, the pink-haired misfit decides to return.

Lucy makes the biggest mistake of her life when she opens her door to Master Makarov and two Oracion Seis members. After being commanded to quit Team Natsu and reintroduce the ex-cons into society for the next year, she finds that her fate is bound to their's. So, what the hell is she supposed to do with two new roommates and a new life she can't even begin to comprehend? Fun, huh?

***Sequel to Angel with a Shotgun*** LoLu, GaLe, Gruvia Three years have passed since the honeymoon/vacation. Lucy and Loke are trying to plan a wedding, but Loke is hardly making time for anything as he furthers his career. Gajeel and Levy are happily trying for their second child, but then the unexpected happens making everyone realize what's really important in life. *M for smut

[garbage in the form of literature; do not read, I am in the process of rewriting this entire thing. thank you]