Before I go into the stuff about me blah blah blah, I would just like to rant about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS this whole thing is about deleting people's stories!!!!!!!!

Rant begins*

One of my favorite stories was deleted all because it, what? Had some adult rated content in it????! It should have been a firm and stated rule that fanfics with sexual content were not permitted when the cite was created. Now with the whole deleting of people stories that they worked HARD on? It's just horrible, pointless, and stupid! I'm almost ready to just leave this cite for a different one! The only reason I don't is because I have some really fantastic stories I'm reading that I will not abandon. But who knows? Maybe they'll be deleted too for such an idiotic reason. If they're worried about kids reading these, maybe the parents should step up and BE PARENTS. But don't ruin it for everyone else, the readers and writers both.

I'm sorry about all that, it just pisses me off a tad bit, just a tad. :)

Rant ends*

Welcome maniacuals!!! (word will be explained, i promise)

Warning: If you are a clown or stalker than my imaginary friends will find you and beat you with chairs. We know who you are, we have our ways o.O

My Name: Stalker alert!!! Get off my profile you stalker!!!

My Age: I am... Five!! Well, not technically, but I act like it

Gender: Female, which makes me awesome, true story

One, I am completely random, I would die if I tried to pay attention to the same thing for more than 3 minutes. Two, I have real and imaginary friends. Yes, I have real friends! Who would I talk to at school? It's not like I can take my imaginary friends to school, that would be weird. My imaginary friends are for my violent/mental/pyro/writer needs like A) wacking people with chairs, yes, I mean the stalker clowns, I told you to GET OFF!!! B) Setting evil writers, who do horrible things with their power to write, on fire. The finger is pointed at Mr. James Paterson. You just had to create Dylan, make Fang an idiot who left, and kill my dreams of ever being with Iggy, didn't you. And C) They make me write even when I don't want to, the evil little demons. Plus they are great at making cookies! So people tend to give me weird looks whenever I go anywhere with them, but hey, all I got to say to those people is "Yeah, I got awesome violent, mental, pyro, writing assistance who can make cookies, what now b*tch!"

Oh, by the way, the word "maniacual" is mine. I've found myself saying it to everyone. Here is the OFFICIAL definition.

Maniacual: A form of being mental while being a maniac; in some cases weird. "OMG! Kayla, you are such a maniacual!" I said to my friend Kayla when she started laughing for no apparent reason in the middle of lunch.

Let the record show that this is a true story, my REAL friend Kayla is a maniacual. Except, I didn't say OMG, because I'm not a weirdo like that.

Dylan: Bullsh*t, you say OMG all the time

Me: Nuh-uh, that's what you do Dylie Lily, beside, you know, screw up Maximum Ride

Dylan: 1. I told you to NEVER call me Dylie Lily. 2. I am the best thing that has ever happened to MR

Me: No, Iggy, is the best thing that has ever happened, period. Face it, everyone hates you

Dylan:...Fang lover...

Me: Wow, very mature , but I prefer Igg- *Screams like the little girl I am*

Dylan: What! NO, don't--!

Me: *Pulls out a flame thrower and chars Dylan*

Dylan: What- why did you do that?!

Me: I saw a spider, it looked very clown like to me, I think it's been stalking me

Poof!

Damon Salvatore: hello?

Me: :O

Damon: Mind telling me where the *beep* I am?

Me: *Recovers from shock* OMG, your Damon, from the Vampire Diaries, your the best thing that has ever happened to the world of vampires!!!

Dylan: You just said it!

Me: Said what?

Dylan: OMG

Damon: Is he gay?

Me: Ya

Dylan: No! wait, why?

Me: No straight guy says OMG

Damon: She's right

Dylan: -.- why don't you both just go suck a--

Me: That's your job Dylie, I don't role like that

Dylan: *uses colorful language*

Me: Dylan! There are people reading this! Bad Dylan! *uses flame thrower*

Damon: Wow, you two act like an f*ing couple

Dylan: Why does he get to cuss?

Me: Because I like him more than you

Dylan: In no way is that fair

Me: If you don't like it than you can leave!

Dylan: Maybe I will!

Damon: Scratch that, you act like a married couple

Me&Dylan: Stay out of it!

Damon: Fine by me *Poofs out*

Me: Wow, butterface much?

Dylan: I'm not even going to comment on that

Me: Yeah, I have that effect on people *flips hair*

You are probably questioning my sanity now after reading this random conversation! (If you weren't already)

Dylan: No duh

Me: stalker clown!! *flame thrower*

Moving on, here are some of my favorite things ( besides Iggy, of course)

What I like to do: Read, write, and read. Did I mention read??

My favorite books: The Vampire Diaries, City of Bones, Maximum Ride, Personal Demons, and Shiver (These are all series)

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, The Maine, Paramore, Maroon 5, The Fray, Icon for Hire, and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Wow, I actually didn't think I'd be able to write this much about myself. Yes, I realize I didn't write that much. Just let me be happy and proud of myself for a few moments... Okay, I'm over it.

( Just to let you know, I wrote that last part in hopes of making at least someone laugh. So if you didn't, I hope you feel pretty guilty right now. Don't yell at me! I was only joking! *Hides in corner*)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people... but then again it all depends on their heart rate.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from you mad:Follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go.
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignore's you: Give her your attention.
When she pull's away: Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word.
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared: Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up.
When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does.
When she misses you she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Your Boy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (not always, mostly when they deserve it and are not seriously injured)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (when i don't want to, which is a lot of the time :)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk(ed) with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.

Your Girl Side

You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop. (some of the time)
You wear eyeliner.
You love to wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (all converse-like shoes)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing