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Dear whoever you might be,

If you are actually bothering to read this I'm going to assume you are one of three things; either you are a creeper, really bored, or the third and least likely possibility being that you enjoyed something I may have written. If you are a creeper I would ask that you don't read my profile, if you are just really bored, hey I can relate, and if you somehow enjoyed something I have written then hey thanks you should review, it makes me feel all warm inside.

And now I will bore you with a list of things about myself that its possible you may find slightly interesting...

1. I am a Christian, no I don't hate atheists or anything, and I don't sit around only reading my Bible (thought I do read it), I love Jesus Christ.

2. I am a nerd, I enjoy almost every class

3. I play the saxophone, and am learning piano

4. I'm a very sarcastic person, some people just think I'm obnoxious though but hey whatev

5. Some people think I'm funny

6. I have four siblings, two brothers and two sisters, all older

7. My real name is Rachel, I kind of hate it, I'm thinking of telling everyone it's something cool like Moonbeam (yes I did steal that from one of my fav FF stories) when I start college

8. My fav color is blue but I like 'em all

9. I use way to many commas when writing

10. I read mostly classic books, but I have read some new stuff (Harry Potter, Hunger Games, etc.)

11. I live in Michigan, yes I do use my hand to show people where I live

12. You will notice that most things I write have the resolutions come in the middle of the story, this is because I hate unnecessary drama when it comes to romance, insert Romeo and Juliet humor here, then I shake things up, most typically with people other than the main characters being stupid and messing things up, this is because I prefer the good guys to not be idiots and for them to basically be happy, yes I am a sap

I go to a little school in Michigan where I'm kind of friends with everyone, and I consider anyone who reads my stories to be a friend (yes I'm a little pathetic.)
I consider my readers friends because you're the first people who have ever gotten to read anything I have written outside of school ever, seriously I never show my writing to anyone.

As I mentioned earlier I enjoy classics, mostly English classics such as anything Jane Austen, Jane Eyre, or Great Expectations. I don't know exactly how long it will take me to update stories, sometimes I write very quickly but sometimes I just can't be creative and It's better if I don't attempt to write when I'm feeling uncreative (I don't care if that's not a word.)

I enjoy pretty much all music, I'm not including techno or screamo because I personally don't consider them music (not even going to bother saying no offense if you do.) I love the show Bones, I watch Glee for the music, and I'm in love with Ferb from Phineas and Ferb (yes the Disney channel cartoon.)

Ok so that's pretty much it, if you have any questions about my writing just review.

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The Importance of First Impressions by Vee22 reviews
It all starts with a hangover... oh, but perhaps not in the way that you think. Ellie is an Arts student at the University of Sydney and Will Darcy is her tutor. Modern P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,261 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011
Astonishingly Beautiful by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Times Infinity by acciodanrad9 reviews
She couldn't lose him; she just couldn't. To save his life and her heart, she would need a miracle. Excerpt: "I love you," he whispered, his breath warm against her neck. "Times infinity."
Keith - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 190,398 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Keith Z., Natalie A. - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete