Tinuviel Stormhide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. I'm back! Kinda... haha I'm working on it, after being somewhat sidetracked this year, you know, with all those annoying things I have to do to have money and to get into college. My life is still going to be crazy, but it's the summer so I'm trying to catch up. Me: I am 17, and extremely liberal and extremely dependant on certain things. Like, umm... coffee, orbit gum, and chocolate. Seriously, cant get through a day without any of those things. I love Draco-Hermione fanfic, and I think that the latest HP book only proves his awesomeness... aww poor Draco in my world he would've been downing coffee rather than crying to moaning murtle... nevermind anyway great book, I was very pleased. And now I'm back to my summer reading... Great Expectations here I come:D -Tinuviel |
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Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How To Marry a Malfoy by Romantic Fool reviews
After Hogwarts, Hermione Granger, aspiring healer and researcher, becomes Prof. Morwena Morgana’s protégé. However, her meddling mentor has some other lessons in mind, and with help from a little red book, Hermione may just end up 'Married to a Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Boss’s Fiancé by CrazeePurpleMonkey reviews
Malfoy owns a fashion magazine and his fiancée Pansy is the editor.Hermione is looking for a job. Perfect timing because Pansy needs a Personal Assistant. CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,134 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Experience by angeldevotee reviews
HP/HG/DM love triangle. Hermione decides to let Draco seduce her. Harry gets involved and sparks begin to fly between them as well. Who will Hermione choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Llef ylil yhw by Yo-yo reviews
What happened between year 5 and 7 to make Lily change her mind about Potter? The title is: Why Lily Fell spelled backwards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows of Light by Ardent Entity reviews
COMPLETE Nobody would put it past Malfoy to feign injury in order to torture Hermione Granger into doing his work for him in the name of vengeance on Potter. But what happens when an emotion much stronger than revenge begins to take hold? Full summery in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,488 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Final Answer by Xaared reviews
Perversion, sarcasm, complete dysfunction: Trying his best to make it through sixth year alive, Draco goes rather insane with everything from Titanic and gay men to love for Hermy (he doesn't even know about it!)...What else is there to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,290 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Post Hogwarts Affair by burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Phoenix and Turtle by Taelyn reviews
Waking up "the morning after" without any memory of the night before? Bad sign. And when Hermione and Draco wake up hopelessly entwined and clueless one morning, it's only a matter of time before their lives become just as irritatingly tangled together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,017 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Potions by a tragically beautiful chair reviews
Hermione, in all her genius, creates the perfect love potion. She has to test and unwilling heart, however. But how unwilling was it? HmDr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,668 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CRAZY LUNATIC EXPERIMENTS by ILUVRONWEASLEY reviews
(COMPLETE!) Hermione’s Aunt is going to Hogwarts because she needs somebody to be her ‘Guinea Pigs’, and of course, only Dumbledore is kind enough to let anybody experiment with his students (DMHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,270 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh! The temptation by ktbaby reviews
Hermione's & Draco's mothers went to primary school together-what will happen when they meet again and next term's Head Girl & Boy have to spend most of the summer together? a HGDM fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Broomstick by paradoxical reviews
( Draco, Hermione ) The Gryffindors are taking a crash course in sex education. Their teachers? Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters To An ArchNemesis by Phantasmagoria Pilgrim Angel reviews
Harry and Draco are caught fighting and are punished as a consequence: to write letters to each other! But in the process, they discover more than they bargained for. Romance, action, and insults galore! (This is not SLASH!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,967 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secret Forbidden Love by HPFreak2 reviews
A story of two people, diffrent worlds, but they share the same love. Tragedy after Tragedy, they still stick together.!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,688 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Steep by little majesty reviews
Two enemies find companionship in each other. Post-Hogwarts. Draco is still brimming with sarcasm. Hermione is on the verge of a breakdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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All Sane and Logical reviews
In an attempt to unite the school after Voldemort's defeat, Dumbledore decides it's a good idea to send the seventh years in pairs to live with muggles for three months. Hermione and Draco most certainly do NOT agree! CAUTION: SODA SPRAYER :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,155 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Criminally Insane reviews
Hermione wakes up eight years after the final war in the criminally insane ward at St. Mungo's. But why is she here? And WHO is her Mediwizard!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Vanishing Cabinet reviews
A one-shot in response to a contra-veritas challenge. Hermione and Draco get themselves stuck in the vanishing cabinet on the first floor... imagine the possibilities. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turning of Tides reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione-Draco romance. seventh year, Draco's a spy, Hermione has powers and yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete