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Joined 08-23-03, id: 444150
Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha.

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Name: Courtney

Nickname: Tasuki

Age: 13 14 in Octobray

Gender: F-E-M-A-L-E!

Sun Sign: Libra

Moon Sign: Aries

WHOA WHAT POLAR OPPOSITES.

I like anime and manga.

LOTS of anime and manga.
So I'm not going to list them all.

I like music.
Mainly rock, alternative, and jpop.

I like videogames.
YEAH!

Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, FFX, Tales of Symphonia, Resident Evil, Legend of Dragoon and other stuff?

Bosses:
LOZ OOT: Forest Temple
LOZ WW: Looking for Triforce pieces
KH: need to start a new file
FFX: see above
LOD: Grand Jewel

~Quotes~

Movie Quotes:

Dogma:
Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: mumbling into glass Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.

Noman the Golgothan: Not born. SHIT into existence.

Metatron: Describing why God doesn't talk to people directly Were you to hear God's true voice, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

Metatron: See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.

Cardinal Glick: Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young.
Rufus: Kind of like the tobacco industry?
Cardinal Glick: Christ, if only we had their numbers.

Harry Potter:

Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry: disguised as Goyle Uhh... Reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Ron: sitting bolt upright in bed Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: laughing You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...tomorrow.
falls straight back asleep

Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite, I reckon that twinges a bit.
Ron: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!
Sirius Black: I was going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with. But the fleas? They're murder.

Sirius Black: Pettigrew's alive! And he's right there!
pointing at Scabbers held by Ron
Ron: Me? He's mental!
Sirius Black: Not you! Your rat!

~Random Quotes From Friends And Myself~

Sarah: See him? The DDR guy? That's my babymaker.

Sarah: NO PHILIP DON'T!

Me and Sarah: in unison: 'Ello! We're 'Arry Pottah! And we're here to keel youu.
"I'm Ron Weasley!" GET BACK IN THE CLAWSET RON! "But 'Arry, there are no closets in Victoria's Secret" Then I guess i'll just have to whip you with this brah! "OH! IT HURTS SO GOOD HARRY! IT HURTS SO GOOD!"

Sarah: DANIEL RADCLIFFE HAVE MY BABY!

Me: Do you think Snape is still a virgin?
Sarah: What! Why do you care!
Me: I dunno. I'm just curious!
Sarah: Well then no, I bet he's a bigshot with the crazy dark evil ladies.
Me: So he's like the Dark Pimp.

"Something wicked this way comes!"

more to come.

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Breakdancing Butterfly by sempaiko reviews
“W-wait a minute...Jin, what do you mean real priest?” Fuu followed Jin's gaze and stared at the vagrant. This was not happening. She did not just marry Mugen! (Mugen x Fuu XD) Post series!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005
DOTM Sterotypes! by The Obsidian Angel reviews
Serena is pregnant with her 145th baby and Stanton has multiple personalities! Catty is hyper on sugar and Jimena will kick your... well you get the point. Weve all read these stereotypes and story lines so I decided to bring them all together! R&R
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005
The Marauders Guide to Love, Life, and Lily Evans by Secret Lii reviews
Do you think the Maurauders are awesome? starightfoward talk, from the fabulous 4! excerptHow to snag a hot girl like Lily Evans while maintaining all self dignity [okay, maybe not all, but...] Peter is witty?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Karaoke, Yes, Karaoke by Silverdust-Aestis reviews
Guess. It's raining outside and everyone's stuck in a karaoke bar, when Gai decides to lighten things up by setting up karaoke! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004
DOTM versus SAILOR MOON by The Obsidian Angel reviews
What happens when the Sailor Scouts discover that their not the only protectors of the moon? Uh oh... I know I said I would add another chappy but I think its just about done sryz
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Complete
Super Happy Adventures of Hiei by Captain Black Rum reviews
Hiei's the owner of his own company, though he has no idea what it does, and he's having super happy adventures! UPDATED(OMFG) It's Hiei vs. Lorenzini! Who the hell is Lorenzini?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 3/6/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Sirius on the Rum by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Oh, what a silly misprint. Of course that's supposed to be run, not rum. After all, we all know Sirius Black would never get drunk, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fate is cruel: A G Gundam next generation tale by Sanzolicious reviews
Fate is always watching, waiting to claim life, to bring death. Even the strongest Gundam fighters cannot escape her wrath.
G-Gundam - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003
Just What Did We Do Last Night? REVISION! by Morrigan the Nightmare Queen reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own FF10. Lulu wakes up in bed with a man . . . who is not Chappu or Wakka . . . and just happens to have blue hair . . . Lumour!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
Sango's Dark Little Secret reviews
Sango finally says yes to Miroku's infamous "Will you bear my child(ren)?" question....but not all is what it seems...NOT FOR SANGO FANS who unlike me, can't deal with a little Sango bashing...GENDER-BENDING! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Sango, Miroku