The Biography of Retired Fanfic Writers...

As much as we've enjoyed our time here on Fanfiction.net all good things eventually come to a close. These days we only have time to sporadically peruse this site for the few gems we know are out there. We haven't given up writing altogether, but are busy working on other things like essays (damn you college), and some original pieces. Our greatest hope is that perhaps one day in the future you'll see one of our works posted here (if we ever finish it) and write a fanfic on it yourself.

Fave Quotes:

Harry Potter fanfic author: Is this crap?
Reviewer: Yes, yes it is.

GNC: Do you think that if I said 'I do believe in pirates' enough times, Jack Sparrow would be real?
GNL: I do believe in Pirates! I do believe in Pirates! And...Blacksmiths...

GNC: Would you trust your child with Jack Sparrow? He'd probably sell them for rum!

GND: watching Van Helsing He's wet!