Hi! I'm me! (well I hope I am... *looks around suspiciously) yep definitely me. Phew thats a relief.

So as the penname suggest I'm what people call sick and twisted.

But I love it! And the first step to get others to love you is to love yourself. (I think I've mastered that step quite well)

So once the new writers don't get to post thing is lifted I have a one shot I'm posting up called 'The Last Girl I ever Slept With' it's basicaly what it says on the tin.

I love lemons! Reading, writing, acting out (last parts a joke. I think...) I just love them. The smutty-ier (if thats a word) the better. So if you have any recs send my way.

Couples I love reading

Edward/ Bella.

Rose/Bella

Rose/Bella/Alice

And any other couple you can cram together except Bella and Jacob. I dont know why I just dont like Jacob. No offense to the Jacob lovers he's just not my cup of tea!

So anywho sit back and enjoy the lovely smut. You never know you might get a new idea fr your bedroom *wink, wink* (speaking of which any suggestion to make my pieces kinkier and better please send over my way, much appreciated.)

Hugs and kisses (and groping...lol)

That's Ms.SickandTwisted