She used to run a sex line. He used to be one of her callers. They kinda, maybe, a little bit, fell in love. But the world ended before they could become more. She'd pretty much accepted that he was long gone. 'Til she meets a guy with the same name who's carrying around something that look suspiciously like her business card. Coincidence? - 'Explosions' AU. RATED M FOR A REASON!

One minute she's living the dream, the next minute she's fighting to live. One terrifying encounter will change everything, forever. She thought life was hard enough without having to deal with psychotic aliens - specifically a stubborn, hammer-wielding Kree. Not every origin story has a happy ending, but she'll try her best to make it happen. (Avengers, Loki, GOTG)

Daryl calls a sex line and gets more than he expected. Eventual Daryl/OFC. Dirty talk. Smut. Adult content. Ages 18 and up only please! Completed!

Who would have thought that Captain Killian "Hook" Jones would have taken his time with her? And who would have thought that bounty hunter Bernadette would have let him. One shot. Please consult the notes before reading.