Hello my name is Ebony.

If this is your first time viewing this page, well then I hope you take my full greeting into concept.

If you are one of those great people who review and always look for an update, let me be the first to welcome you.

If you are just a lurker or someone who does not have an account or anything of the above, let me be like Shell Silverstein and say "come in..."

Now, to who this may concern. I am a writter. I'm not a miracle worker. I'm not Bill Gates and I am definitley no Einstein. With that in mind please understand that if you think my writting is odd or strange. Then that is perfectly okay. I understand what it is like to stumble upon some crappy fics. I know just as much as you what it is like to not be able to read a single word in a document. I know...I understand completley. Please however keep in mind I am trying. My fanfiction technique will improve. All I need is a little help. I learn new things from Reviews. I never take even the worst of flames in a bad way. I listen to what the person says to me. Then write off that.

If you are lucky, I might just write a fic for you...In fact, most of the material from Malfoy Madness is all from either a drunk conversation I have with my other Harry Potter crazed friends...or a TV show, song, picture, movie...etc. I never mean to take full credit for anything. Sometimes it just slips my mind. Please don't be a hater...my brain just farted.

Also know that any ideas you have are welcome. My mailbox is always open. I may not reply, but that doesn't mean I haven't got your message. I love to involve the people that matter most to fanfiction, the readers.

(It's not the men in your life, it's the life of your men." -Mae west)

My freaky views on Harry Potter...so cliche. Well yes.

It's on almost everybody's tutorial page. So I added one. These were not copied. This is really how I feel.

1. Blaise Zabini is black. He is a guy. Yes there may be situations where you want to make Hermione his twin. Okay, but please...don't make him white. It ruins the whole thing for me. I'm not racist either. I just like some of my characters the same way they were created.

2. Please don't change the characters first name. I understand you don't like Hermione's given name. However I get confused easily.

3. One story plot that starts to annoy me real easily, is the marriage law. Don't make it retarted please, I mean I know some of my stories can go there. However I try to make them half-real. I at least try...

4. I respect those who like to make romance fics cute and sweet. However we all know Draco Malfoy just doesn't call his gf 'baby' or 'sugardumplings' or 'pumpkin'. If he does, please have a story of some kind behind it. In my head, I just think...maybe he really wants to get laid.

5. Ummm oh yeah! Voldie is not nice, he does not in any way give a fuck about anyone and sorry if this pisses you off. I know! I know! Tom Riddle is hot!

Updates! Upcoming releases! All of the rest of that Jazz!

Malfoy Madness: This started off as my addiction and turned into alot of other people's addiction. I'm flattered. I will update...again. Malfoy Madness may have already been updated...did you check?

Malfoy Bride: This I believe was my very first fanfic, it is my baby. I know I know i need to get my butt in gear...but I actually have a real life baby that makes me busy as it is. So please...in due time I will have written an awesome chapter. Then I will post it. Then you can read your eyes out.

Hello Vodka? Its me: Very new story, one I hope to have updated quite frequently.

The black diaries: A series coming soon. Its a work in progress.

(The pictures from Malfoy bride, malfoy madness and innocence interupted have been discontinued.) Sorry...

Peace.