AU: What if the Fletchers had never come to the US? How would everybody's lives be different without Ferb? Well, Isabella's a slut, Buford's a geek, Baljeet's a rebel, and Phineas has been labeled "dangerously unstable". Oh, and they barely care the others exist. Can one bright-eyed and surprisingly chatty young Brit moving to Danville somehow bring these misfits together?