Hi! Okay this is my bio.

Age: None of your business.

Spouse: Colin Farrell

Fav. Books: Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruits Basket, .hack, Zodiac P.I., Chobits, LOTR!

Food: ramen and rice with soy sauce

Home: America

Friend: Cherchicola

Animal: duck!

Fav. Movies: 3 Harry potter, Lotr, and Mean Girls

Likes: Things that burn, cows, ducks, my fiance', things I can stick in my mouth, SNL, and Mad TV

Dislikes: Things that don't burn, selfish people, really really happy people, things I can't stick in my mouth

Divorces:1: Aragorn. Now I'm engaged to Colin Farrell

Mommy where do cows come from?

To people who choose to review my stories. I must remind you that these are fanfics! Not the actual stories. The name Cola is a NICKNAME! Okay. Do not contradict my writing. Okay? You people are really starting to annoy me. And yes my friends and I do walke around saying WTF. Okay? I'm very ticked off at you. Some fanfics of mine I really don't take seriously. Though I do take some of my other writing very serious. All of you make me mad. That's it for now. okay. well I hate you now. Also I make the characters' personalitiesdifferent. If you don't like it get used to it. I try and add humor to the regular stories you already know. So please excuse my attempt to humor you.