Amused-and-Disturbed
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Joined 05-29-05, id: 822516

Hi.

Um... I don't really know what to say... I don't have any stories on this account. Obviously. I have a few ideas, actually, but I don't have the time to implement them (can I use that word? Make sense? No? I thought so).

I think I'll be leaving a few reviews here and there, so don't panic. I usually don't flame, unless the story is REEEEEEALLY bad (vide infra), I try to give constructive criticism.


If you want to know something about me, then sure, here's some trivia (I doubt you GaRA though).

I'm 16 years old. I live in Europe (won't be more specific, but I'm almost sure you've probably never heard about the country I live in anyway, so...).

I like to read. I like any genre, except extremely-difficult-to-understand philosophy. And I don't really enjoy poetry, either. I know, I know, I'm no romantic gal. Too bad. -_- I've been planning to read Pride and Prejudice for about one year now. Not my fault, blame the main library's waiting list.

I don't... like... sports. Too much. I like watching them though! I.e. soccer (Yay, Chelsea!)

Fave food -- sushi, all the way. I also luuuuuuurve chocolate. And cookies. And sweets...etc. I eat a LOT of the stuff.

Music -- lately I've been listening to the soundtrack from Hair (musical, 1979), and various "hippie" bands (at least I call them that) - Byrds, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix (I don't really like him though...I'm weird), Rolling Stones, Beatles (of course), Aerosmith (I love those guys)... oh yeah, and I also like Norah Jones. And The Kills. NOT The Killers, The Kills. Radical.


That's about all I can think of right now. I should actually be studying for a geography test, and a French test, but what's LMP for, right? (By the way, LMP=last minute panic, I use this technique quite often while studying). Oh yes, let me just add that the story My Immortal sucks big time (I have it in my fave list, if you want to check it out. It was written by a troll who's probably laughing her ass off reading all the meticulously written constructive criticism reviews. I wouldn't mind so muchif the author had actually filed the story under the right genre, but since she hasn't... she's gonna pay).

Well, that's all for now, ta ta! Feel free to PM me anytime, about anything. (I love giving advice... hint hint)

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Genuine Gemini by PPVV reviews
For Sirius Black, power is everything and he is not afraid to use it. (EDITING)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sirius B.
Twisted Roses by Miss Myrtle360 reviews
Everyone has a past. Everyone has memories. Everyone has secrets. Some are just bigger than others. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,508 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Magic, Love, and Other Small Things by EpitomesAndRoses reviews
Lily hates James. James loves Lily. Secrets, pain, laughter, and a lot of growing. Begins with an excerpt from Order of the Phoenix, no longer in Harry's POV, but through Lily and James. Now DH compliant, so some spoilers! Rated M for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lessons Relearned by Prince-Mallory reviews
Rated M for later chapters. Jack, an agoraphobic girl with an obsession for making confectionary, has no where else to go and asks to stay with her aunt in london. Much romantic comedy ensues as she is forced to work for her idol. Warning:genderbending
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Not Another Gothic Fanfic Cliche! by LuvPotionNo9 reviews
Yes, that's right. I'm here to end the gothic character movement for all eternity! Follow Alexzandra Darkness as she slits her wrists and listens to MCR! Oh yeah and she loves Hot Topic too. PARODY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
A Fortunate Event by LuvPotionNo9 reviews
Harry. Luna. Fortune cookies. Kissing. Loppinswoggles. What more could you ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
MMI: Draco's Other Problem by CrzyAngelchic reviews
HBP spoilers! CHAPTER TWO UPDATE! Missing Moments Inc. brings to you what happens on one of Draco's many visits to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Luna's there! See how these two lovely people react and, more summary inside! YELPED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Draco M., Luna L.
Entwined Love by grumkinsnark reviews
Hermione learns a secret from Harry and decides to go back in time and fix it, but she didn't expect to fall in love with the person that caused it. In process of being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Willy Wonka Meets the Health Inspector by Raven Catz reviews
A certain eccentric chocolatier gets a visit from the health inspector, but it's not what you think... Since I can't give this three categories, I will add 'comedy' up here.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,911 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
Untitled submitt one in reviews please by Mystery Writter2000 reviews
My random little story. What if Charlie had an older sister? What if that sister had an intenses disliking for rich folks and chocolate and has forced to go to the factory with Charlie? Read and find out. Rated for some strong themes of violence, M just t
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005
Beyond Redemption by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-4) Didn't add anything, just tweaked a few chapters to leave fewer loose ends...6th year Ginny finds that Draco has focused all his hatred on her. She has to find some way to make him leave her alone, regardless of the cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,384 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 12/12/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete