R.I.P Stephanie (Daddy's Little Cannibal)

September 11, 1990-May 8, 2009

An incredibly talented author, a Fanfiction legend, and a great person, she will be sorely missed by everyone.

Hi. Just a little bit about me, my name is Hayley (my mom got the spelling from the actress Hayley Mills), and I really hate that name. It's English. ugh. I would've rather had an Irish name. although it is a kind of pretty name, and it means hay field, or hay meadow. anyway, enought about that. I'm a teenager and I live in the U.S. and that's all you need to know about that.

I absolutely LOVE Twilight and Harry Potter. I've written fanfictions for both. I've noticed that I'm almost exactly like Ginny Weasley. (If you don't like her just shut the hell up I don't want to hear it.) Red hair, short-temper, and that trademark Weasley blush. and, even though this isn't related to looking like a Weasley, I have green eyes. which also turn blue, gray, brown, gold, and blue-green. and yeah, I'm serious.

I'm Irish and proud of it. I'm also English (I wish I wasn't, there are very few good things about England these days), Native American (Cheerokee), Swedish, Danish, and Norwedgian. I knit and crochet, make jewlery, paint, sew, and I want to take up weaving and spinning. I come from a family of crafters, what can I say?

I'm a Wiccan. I'm still learning, and I just came to it recently. and I'm lucky enough to have parents that accept that, even if they don't understand it. and, if you believe in that kind of stuff, I'm a little psychic. no joke. I'm dead serious. I also believe in faeries and ghosts and all of that stuff. and that vampires like the Cullens could actually be real. and before you say that that's insanity, keep in mind that just about anything is possible and there are still a great deal of mysteries in the world. I believe that there is still wonder and mystery out there if you look hard enough.

I am a very musical person. I play the violin, I play a little bit of the piano, I'm teaching myself to play the guitar, I sing, and I want to learn to play the cello, clarinet, flute, and harp. I love country music, classical, some rock and metal, and new age. (Gary Stadler is awesome!)

I'm a part-time, redneck, too. I have my own rifle. and I'm going to learn to fire my dad's handguns and shotguns. and in a few years (not old enough to drive yet) if you see someone driving down the road ten miles over the speed limit in a powder blue pickup truck with a bumper sticker on the back that says "Buy a gun, piss off the liberals" and a gunrack in the back window, blaring and singing along to "Gunpower and Lead" by Miranda Lambert, with her waist length red hair flying out the window from under her pink camoflauge baseball cap, get the hell out of my way, it's me, I'm probably late for something important, and my truck can crush your little foreign car like a tin can. =)

I used to kind of like Jacob Black, but then he tried to interfere with the whole Bella/Edward thing and yeah, now I wish that he would go cliff diving and it would go horribly wrong...

and yes, I am insane. extremely so.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

A friend helps you up when you fall, and a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

You'll never see me betting against Alice.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Your mom looks like Voldemort (dissed)

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. (this will be painted on the side of the aforementioned powder-blue pickup truck)

"The universe is made not of matter but of music." - Dr. David Hatch

"How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" "It's a talent." - Edward, Alice

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

92 of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile of you would be one of the 8 rolling on the ground laughing their asses off.

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-"He who laughs last thinks slowest" I can't remember who said this but whoever it was was right. the little Abercrombie and Fitch wearing airheads in my class are proof of this.

If you would freaking KILL someone if Edward and Bella didn't end up together in the end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to an animal or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13