Hey everyone! welcome to my profile! i never know how to write these things so here i go:

Name: Maggie

Age: nineteen... but then again, im known to lie...

Favorite character pairings (im a HP fan fic freak) (HPFFF)

Harry/ Hermione

Harry/ Ginny

Harry/ Draco

Ron/ nobody

GIR/ sugar (that was not HP i know)

i like Severus, hes fun to pair with anyone!

Romances are my favorite genre

Friends:

Jeri, Kelly, Emily, Hannah, Jenna, Kevin, Ian,Catherine if i forgot u im so sry

Random Story

i have found Jeris biological twin! yes i know that she and jenna are unbiological tiwns.

theres a girl in my dance class two years older (must have been a long labor for jeri to get out, being her twin and all) and she looks just like jeri. its scary. shes into dark stuff, but also the arts. Werewolfs i think r her preference. i will take a pic l8er.

Quotes

"It tastes like faliure"- jeri

"Bleephole" - jeri

"Does this look like chocolate?" - Jeri, again

"Someone should take a picture of that from the back" - me, commenting on a rather intresting position by Kevin and Hannah.

"I've got the groper bear!" - me... you don't wanna know...

basically everything we taught the furby to say @ jennas... that amused me.

"T-E-E-N T-T-T-A-N-S!" etc - Jeri and Jenna on Stormrunner

"I like tacos" - GIR

"I got Chocolate Bubblegum" - GIR

Insomniac Buddies!- me and em

"If you whack a midget with a stick, he will turn into 40 gold coins" - No idea...

"We havn't had WWIII yet?" - Emily

"Yea, I have ADD and... gets distracted" - Emily...

"How did Hannah's uterus get in Kevin's eye?" -Jessica, don't ask its a reaaaly long story...

"They need to cut that grass; it's probably swarming with ticks and hobos." - Ian

QUOTES FROM MATH CLASS (we are accelerated, which means that we are "special", as these quotes prove.)

"I have NEVER gone to the bathroom." -Orestes (please notice he is NOT on my friends list)

"Parallels of the same perpendicular are equal." -Orestes... again... hes so bright...

"If a line is papllel to two other lines, they are perpendicular." -Jenna, she's around Orestes too much...

"Did you just tell Maggie to hit me? That would've been hurtful, literally."- Ian.

(For this next quote, the story is that Jenny thought that if 2 dumb people put their heads together, they'd be smart.) Orestes: "No, you just get twice the dumbness." Jenny: "That's mean." Orestes: "No, that's logic."

"Parallel Angles." Orestes

"Friends don't let friends get into Accelerated Math." -Jenny

"My milkshake is better than yours." -Jenny, on many occasions.

"Put your pencil and calculator away, you just need a pencil." -Ian

"Three minus eight equals five." -Nevin

"Mr. Silver, I'm starting now, but first I have to call Ian 'Greek Boy!'" -Jenny

"Is that like mean 'average' or mean 'evil?'"

"Yes, he keeps hoboes in his basement." -Ian, he's obsessed with hoboes...

"I'll say what I want and I'll want what I say!" - Orestes

"What do you call writing utensils in a bad neighborhood? Pencils in da hood!" - Orestes, after he put a crapload of pencils in my sweatshirt hood... I didn't laugh, you don't have to either...

"Each angle of a rect- triangle is a right angle." -Ian, hes got such a good grip on the concept of Geometry.

"Go to guidance, Orestes, go to guidance!" - Jillian

"Do we got any French people in the house?" -Orestes, he has so many issues...

"I have to have something to chew on." -Jenna
"Are you teething or something?" -Ian, who is quite confused...
"Sort of..." - Jenna, explaining

"I see munchikins before my eyes." - Ian. We all need medication. Seriously.

"There's something we need to address." -Mr. Silver
"Our envelopes?" - Ian, making the above quote interesting

"Dan wants to be frozen in Area 51." - Ian... its Dan's lifelong dream, and we don't care what he does.

"I wanna buy a manatee!"- Stacey... where she was able to fit this into a conversation in math, i don't know.

"Oooh, thats cold."- Jenny
"No, it's warm!" - Ian, being stupid...

"Okay, I need to remember that: b is the y interslope." - Ian...stupidity abounds...

"X after y except after c." - Orestes... who is copying Ian...

"I looked at number A..."- Jillian

"I couldn't figure out if it was the k-scale or the k-factor." - Me, and K- scale and K factor are the same things...

"Ich bin schwarz"- Jenny, and this is German for "I am black" (she's white)... (very white).

"Whatever happened to Jenna?"- Ian, after Jenna disappears without anyone noticing
"She died." -Jenny, being the mean little person that she is.
"I hope so."- Orestes, agreeing with Jenny, because he's mean and in luuuuuuuuuuuuv lol.

(on paper) "48+6=44"- Jenny, she's white and blonde...

"Is problem 30 a low number?" - Jillian
"Yes, like your IQ." -Mr. Silver...lol

"You said the B- word! You said the B- word! Algebra! Algebra! Wait, that's an A- word..."- Jenny, aparantly the blonde is soaking into her brain...

"I have an idea!"- Jenny
"Do you need some Tylenol?"- Sarah, Jenny's sister. They love each other so.

"Orestes already looks like a carrot." - Dan, desperately trying to be a cool math geek.

"Your nose is shiny."- Ian. We found this funny for some odd reason...

"I am so, incredibly, wrong."- Me.
"So am I, but I'm wronger." - Ian... he's also wronger in English...

"Maggie's the overacheeser." - Ian, who doesn't understand the word "overachiever".

"I have a banana."- Orestes... I love the word banana...
"You have bulimia!"- Ian, completely ruining the glory of the banana...

"Orestes has pneumonia?"- Me, but it's wishful thinking...
"That would be great!" - Ian... oh, how we hate Orestes...

"Hey, what's the answer to #1?" - Jenna
"I'm not there yet." - Ian, the slow learner

(Jenny was playing with a rubber band) "Do I have permission to draw a target on the chalkboard?" - Jenny
"No." - Mr. Silver
"Do I have permission to draw a target on Ian?"- Jenny, trying to get around Mr. Silver's rules.

"Ian has a ghetto booty."- Jenny. How she knows what kind of booty Ian has, I don't want to know.

THE END

For authors out there who need to check the wording of a spell or check a fact, Harry Potter Lexicon is the best website.