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Bonjour, my name is Sabrina! I am both French and Italian. I come from a very large family, five sisters and three brothers. I am a huge fan of Criminal Minds. I LOVE Hotch and Prentiss! I think they would make the perfect couple.

Other Interesting Facts About Me:

Birthday: August 26, 1988. My zodiac sign is Virgo.

Favorite TV Shows: Criminal Minds, Private Practice, Hawaii Five-0, House, and NCIS Los Angeles.

Favorite Movies: The Grapes of Wrath, The Wizard of Oz, and Alice.

Personality: Nerd and proud of it! And I'm optimistic.

Superpower: I can make others laugh.

Interest: Reading, listening to music and painting.

Languages: English, Italian and French.

Heroes: Cast of Criminal Minds, Henry Fonda and Judy Garland.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

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My Mother taught me:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning the house!"

My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"

My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home''

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!"

List Twelve fictional characters from the same book/movie/TV Show

1. Kevin

2. JJ

3. Hotch

4. Rossi

5. Prentiss

6. Garcia

7. Reid

8. Morgan

9. Will

10. Anderson

11. Ashley

12. Haley

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fanfic before?

I’ve never read a Garcia/Ashley Fanfic, but I’m sure there are some.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yeah I think Rossi is hot.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I really don’t think Haley can get Morgan pregnant.

4. Do you recall any fics about nine?

I’ve actually never read a Fic about Will, but there are a lot of them. I should really read a few of them sometime.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO I really don’t think JJ and Garcia would make a good couple. I can see them as friends, but not as lovers.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/ten. I really don’t think JJ would approve of Prentiss dating Will. So it’s much safer for Prentiss to date Anderson, instead.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

If Reid walked in on JJ and Haley in an awkward situation, I think he’d be too shocked to say anything about it to his other team members.

8. Make up a summary of three/ Ten Fic.

Okay, this isn’t a great summary, but Hotch realizes that there is something wrong with Anderson. And when Hotch finds out exactly what’s wrong with Anderson, he tries to help him get through it. (I’m sorry, but that is the worst summary. :) I’m not good at writing summaries.)

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don’t think there is. I mean there could be, but I’ve never found any stories about Kevin and Morgan being in love with each other.

10. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

“Your Guardian Angel.” After Jack is killed at the park in a drive by shooting, Hotch becomes a drunk and abuses Haley. Reid eventually finds out about the abuse and basically tells Haley that he’ll keep her safe, even if it kills him. (I think the title is pretty good, but I know the summary isn’t that great. And I know that Hotch becoming an abusive drunk is the exact opposite of him, but it’s only a story. And the story is kind of like a song Fic.)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

I really don’t think I want Rossi to date Kevin. They just don’t match well together.

12. If One and Five got together, Would One's ex get together with Seven?

If Kevin and Prentiss got together, then I could probably see Garcia with Reid. They’d actually make a very cute couple.

13. Create a title for a Four/Nine humor fic:

“The Last Laugh.” Rossi and Will play pranks on everyone else, but in the end, it may not be the two of them who get the last laugh.

14. Would Five and Eight make a good couple?

Although I prefer Prentiss to be with Hotch, I think she and Morgan would make a good couple.

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The Brightest Star in the Sky by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. Hotch wants to do something "special", for Emily, and with the help of Rossi, he just might be able to.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Love and Friendship by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. A sequel to "What Are Friends For?" Will Kensi walk down the aisle, or will she be a runaway bride?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2018 - G. Callen, Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
What Are Friends For? by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. It's the night before Kensi's wedding and she goes to see Callen at his home.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2017 - G. Callen, Kensi B. - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: The Amusement Park by SamanthaReese reviews
The ninth and final installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. This one involves JJ, Will and Henry LaMontagne playing pranks on people at an amusement park.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Jennifer J./JJ, Will L., Henry L. - Complete
Daddy's Little Princess by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
A collection of short stories - that encompassing a new milestone and other random, sweet adorable, moments - in the lives of Aaron, Emily, Jack, and Prentiss Hotchner. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,533 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 5/28/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Ways To Annoy People: The Restaurant by SamanthaReese reviews
The eighth installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Alex and her husband James Blake are celebrating their anniversary and pulling some pranks at their favorite restaurant.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Alex B., James B. - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: Pizza Deliverers by SamanthaReese reviews
The seventh installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Ashley Seaver gets bored and pulls some pranks on various pizza deliver people.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - A. Seaver - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: The Mall by SamanthaReese reviews
The sixth installment to my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Dave Rossi does some very annoying things while at the mall.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - D. Rossi - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: Drive Thru by SamanthaReese reviews
Fifth installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Morgan pulls some pranks at the drive thru of various fast food places.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - D. Morgan - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: Airplane by SamanthaReese reviews
Fourth part to my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Penelope Garcia is pulling some pranks while on a plane.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - P. Garcia - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: The Theater by SamanthaReese reviews
The third installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. This one involves Emily Prentiss, doing weird and annoying things in the theater. Clyde is also with her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - E. Prentiss, C. Easter - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: The Beach by SamanthaReese reviews
Second part to my "Ways To Annoy People" Series. In this one, we have Aaron and Jack Hotchner at the beach. Aaron is doing some weird/unusual things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Ways to Annoy People: The Elevator by SamanthaReese reviews
Spencer Reid decides to have a little fun and annoy/freak people out in an elevator.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
Last Ounce of Courage by pandorabox82 reviews
Something has gone terribly wrong with the time stream, and it is up to the Doctor and Clara to right it. But will Erin Strauss be that receptive to their particular brand of protection?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Erin S., D. Rossi - Complete
Who's Your Daddy by SamanthaReese reviews
Emily Prentiss gives birth to a baby without even knowing she was pregnant. The only problem: She doesn't know who the father is. (Summary's pretty bad, but the story may be good.)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - E. Prentiss - Complete
KINDERGARTEN by SamanthaReese reviews
You've seen what the team is like now, but now you'll get to see what they were like in kindergarten. Also, all the characters are the same age.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,319 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Valentine's Day in London by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. Hotch goes to London to surprise Emily on Valentine's Day.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Nightmare and Bad Days by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. Jack has a nightmare, he only wants one person and Emily has some bad days, but she only wants to talk to one certain person.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2013 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Final Choice by SamanthaReese reviews
An unsub is kidnapping siblings and forcing their parents to choose between who lives and who dies. Things get worst when he kidnaps Hotch and Prentiss' children and forces them to choose. Will they be able to choose?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
I'm waiting for mommy by CMCrazies reviews
ONE SHOT - JJ dies on a case Will tries to deal with it and help Henry understand it. WILL/HENRY rated T just to be safe
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Henry L., Will L. - Complete
Beaten At Love by rhileigh reviews
Hermione finds her parents, but this is not the reunion she was hoping for. Things take a turn for the worse, can they get any better for our Heroine?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Leaving Los Angeles by SamanthaReese reviews
Hotch and JJ's worst fear comes true when Jack and Henry are kidnapped. One child manages to escape from the kidnappers. Will the other child be safely found. And a certain NCIS LA Agent becomes attached to a child that is discovered at at gruesome site.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Coming Home by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Ian Doyle kidnaps Jack to get Prentiss out of hiding to get revenge on her. Will Prentiss come out of hiding to get Jack back for Hotch or will she stay in hiding? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,428 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Ways To Annoy The Hell Out Of Draco Malfoy by CapricornBabe14 reviews
Oh how i love to annoy :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Draco M.
Love Is A Four Letter Word by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot: Set in my Surprise universe. Hotch and a nearly eight-month pregnant Emily decide to get married before their daughter is born.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Ways To Annoy The Hell Out Of Snape by CapricornBabe14 reviews
! Torturing Snape is so much fun! :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Severus S.
New Year! New Love! by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Hotch reflects on the past year of 2011.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete