AU. Occupational hazard is nothing new to Shizuo. That's a very good thing, because his latest patient is like nothing else he's ever had to deal with. Shizaya. Steadily in progress.

It all began with a ticket to the Titanic's maiden voyage, and from the beginning, their fates were sealed. A 999 "what if" scenario taking place in 1912 aboard Titanic. Contains Original Characters and OC x Cannon Character pairings. Rating may change.

Summary: Izaya gets drunk and then runs into Shizuo, who is forced to take him home... First fic Shizaya! I'm sorry some parts are really bad/rushed. I haven't written a fic in a long time! Dx Anywho, I'm not very good at these summary things so sorry!

Even prefects get sick once in a while, and when they do, who's gonna take care of them? Rated for fluff D18

Bad things always comes before good things. A story of what happened to Tsuna and Hibari during Autumn. WARNING: Shounen-ai, rated T just to be safe.

Hibari goes to confront the Kokuyo Highschool Students, who are eliminating the Namimori middle-schoolers. Upon arrival, he gets much more than he bargained for...contains lemon.

Mello has awoken 3 days after his death to find no one remembers anything of the Kira case, except for Near and...L? But Matt doesnt remember anything of the past five years. Can Mello make him remember? MattMello, SasoDei, LightL MM's POV of Baby Blue

In a world of vampire like species known as Peredloes, and humans known as Klexpaths, how can a Faliren like Sasori survive? Especially after getting bought by a Peredloe by the name of Deidara. Is this a purchase that the blond will soon Regret?

Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.

Hibari suffers at the hands of Mukuro... extrapolated from Kokuyo arc, rated T for violence

Hibari Kyoya, Origami, Tonfas, Sawada Nana. Put them all together.

Everyone has a happy place in their minds. Even the Akatsuki. And dear Jashin-sama, they NEEDED it during the torturous Saturday meetings. BEWARE: humor and the Akatsuki's twisted minds lurk within.

Who was Itachi's lover?

One night, Sasori decides to kill the Sandaime. Sasori, Orochimaru, the Sandaime Kazekage.

Midna gets into a showdown with Navi! Go Midna!

Dark Link eats a cranberry, and finds himself in need of a second one. This is the first angsty parody about Dark Link, dancing chickens, enemas, and one cranberry that will not really change Dark Link's un-life forever. AND YOUR MOM!

How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor

Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.

Random Itachi Pranks -R&R!

A non-yaoi fic amazieng, no? of Sasori reflecing on his and Orochimaru's partnership, compared to his with Deidara.

A series of drabbles centered around the Kokuyo gang. Some are loosely connected, but there's no real underlying plotline. Most are supposed to be humorous but I probably fail orz

Midna is worse than Sonic, Midna is ugly, Midna is a stupid name, Midna is the worst Zelda character ever, Midna ate my dog, Midna is way overpowered, Midna made TP suck, and therefore MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL. It's slightly random. Slightly. R&R.

A very humorous poem in the Akatsuki's point of view about the world if they were in charge of it.

Tenten introduces Itachi to the wonderful world of cosmetics.Oneshot. ItachiTenten

Zuko really, really wants an apple. ZukoToph