Arthur has always had the ability to read minds, and therefore never really thought much about it as he spent his days occupying himself with the private lives of others, until one day, someone speaks back. Possible USUK depending on how you look at it.

The American Revolution is well underway, and Arthur is determined to make sure that Alfred minds his raunchy political manners. It all started with a simple game of chess… So how the heck did singing become involved? (A parody of Lin-Manuel Miranda's 'You'll Be Back' in 'Hamilton the musical').

Arthur can't seem to get over Alfred after their months-long breakup, so he agrees to go to extremities to move on. Pick the right bachelor, though, and he won't have to move on at all. Usuk, Omegaverse. Parody of The Dating Game.

At an age where you're too young to have control of your body (or your thoughts) but you're old enough to act on them, Hidan finds his control slipping away from him. It's Kakuzu's fault, most things are. But, did the jerk really have to walk around like that?

After the practice match with Kaijou, both Kuroko and Kise found themselves in a horrifying predicament - they've switched bodies. With Inter-High Preliminaries right around the corner, can the two boys imitate each other without their teams finding out? Can Kuroko be the light that leads his team to victory? Can Kise be the shadow that supports his team? Rated M for last chapter

I slept with someone in Tokyo, I lost my favourite Colt 45 and and got bite marks and a sore ass in return. OOC. AU. Akihito is a BAMF. Updates on AO3 probably.

Being forced into a partnership with someone so unpleasant was pretty much the worst situation imaginable. They hated it. At first. As the two grow more comfortable with one another a bond is formed that soon evolves into something neither could have imagined. Is it just lust, or something more? Indirect rape of a nameless shinobi in a later chapter, using Hidan's curse ability.

Akihito finds himself stuck as a cat in the clutches of a man named Asami, just what does he want with him? (shifter/werecat AU)

AU! Academy life story of Dorm Head Asami and freshman Akihito. Featuring Fei Long, Mikhail, Kirishima, Suoh, Kou, Takato and more. Warning: yaoi, boyxboy, multi-pairings, slow updates.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

Hogwarts is supposed to be a new start for Gilbert, but the Wizarding world is small and sometimes the past doesn't stay behind on the platform when the wheels are in motion. Part of the 'Pottertalia' series from youtube.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Neko AU. Akihito is a lone neko on the streets and in heat. Will a certain someone be rescuing him? Mature. Now Complete!

Akihito learns a valuable life lesson: read something before you sign it.

Akihito, angry at Asami, gets drunk and has a one night stand with a woman, resulting in the birth of twins. Akihito is unaware until the mother dies suddenly and he is given custody of said twins. With their anniversary approaching, can Akihito keep the secret of his betrayal from Asami? AU, OOC, OC's I don't own the Finder Series, that honor belongs to Yamane Ayano sensei.

Akihito manages to surprise Kirishima.

Asami has been spending too little time at home again and Akihito is starting to feel the effects.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Eren is clearly a bad influence on Levi; especially where boring meetings are concerned. Eren finds a way to entertain himself, Levi joins in and chaos ensues.

After being apart from each other for months, Lovino and Antonio are ready to live their lovey-dovey lives with each other again! However, when they wake up one day and discover there are tiny little CHILDREN running around their House, things get a little... different. Rated M, because Spamano.

E.N.D. Natsu falls for Lucy while he's masquerading as Natsu and gets jealous because the feelings she has are for the real Natsu and not him. [ftangstweek prompt #7: END/NaLu/Sexual content (but it's not too heavy)]

It all started innocently, one drunken night on the couch with Akihito, one slip of his tongue, and Asami had found his biggest obsession, his very own kink.

Eren finds that Levi likes it dirty sometimes, literally. PWP. Ereri.

Germany, Prussia, and Austria have a drinking contest. Winner gets to do whatever he wants with the losers. AusPru ItaGer *in that order* Smut, lemon, yaoi, etc. You have been warned.

The Survey Corps go on a mission, Levi gets cold and Eren gets protective. Ereri. Part of my Bucket List Series

Human AU. What starts out as a normal Friday night for the "Bad Touch Trio" soon becomes an opportunity for Francis to use his favorite word in reference to his best friends. Unfortunately, Gilbert and Antonio couldn't possibly have fallen for people who would return their feelings easily, but Francis is determined to help them out despite his own relationship-or lack thereof.

While Kugelmugel learns about the world around him, Austria rediscovers some things about it, also.

AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.

Asami is jealous and discovers the most unexpected rivals in his domestic life with Akihito. (now in three mini chapters)

Sousuke is new to Samezuka Adult Entertainment Studios and starring in his first role with a co-star who is particularly distracting and too damn good looking...Set in the same universe as Speeding Fine.

A ride in an elevator leads to a surprising admission from Akihito.

Asami's grandmother finds out that he is in what apears to be a relationship with someone. not being able to find out with who she decides an unscheduled visit is in order. What will the girl who made her grandson straighten out be like?

Takaba makes his first public appearance at Asami's side. Doesn't Asami realize how this looks? Oh... maybe he does.

Asami discovers Akihito's been out with someone else. How will he punish him?

Takaba has a very lucrative previous career, unbeknownst to Asami. Takaba decides to get back into it due to Asami always popping up in his photography scoops.

It was 3 AM in the morning, when Akihito heard the front door open and shut. Read about Akihito complaining about this and taking action against it. Poor Kirishima is also sucked into it because of Asami's words. Please Review.

Once Arthur Kirkland got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts he was ecstatic. He thought it was the chance to prove himself to his family. Arthur learns of his talent for magic and communication of the nonhuman kind. He runs into the young wizard Alfred F. Jones, who manages to turn his life upside down in the most unpleasant of ways. ((Future UsUk along with other pairings))

Human AU: After a stupid accident, Roderich finds himself at Ludwig's house under his care. Of course things get very tense between him and a certain Gilbert Beilschmidt, with whom he shares a confusing, misleading past. Jealous!Gilbert. Sexy!Oblivious!Roderich Pairings: Gilbert/Roderich, past-Antonio/Roderich. Side pairings: Ludwig/Feliciano, Antonio/Lovino.

England finds out he's pregnant but he's not the only one. Full summary in A.N. Warning: lemon, mpreg Pairings GerIta USUK ChuNi FranAda SpaMano. A cute story about Life, love and family troubles. SEQUEL IS UP.

What should've been a simple shopping trip goes terribly awry... Asami x Akihito, violence/romance/heartbreak/torture/lemon etc

How can he deal with this feeling? He could try to ignore the feeling and let it slowly fade away but Akihito being Akihito he figures since he has to be uncomfortable and unsatisfied he might as well make Asami feel the same. How will he achieve this? The answer is simple…. Sexy selfies.

A story about Akihito as a stray cat and how he and Asami meet. I am new at this so tell me how this works out. Warning: Hints at BoyXBoy

Asami's birthday is coming up and Akihito has no idea what to give him. What can you possibly give to someone who has it all and can easily acquire anything he doesn't already have? Simple, you give him something he has never had; a kitten – or rather, yourself as a kitten. Asami/Akihhito pairing. COSPLAY!

Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.

Omegaverse/Cardverse AU. USUK. The newest Queen of Spades, Arthur Kirkland, could not conceive after his first heat and was going to be hanged when the King befalls a sudden death. The new King of Spades, Alfred F. Jones, changes the lonely queen's life. Rated M for later chapters. (cover image isn't mine)

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

One fine morning Eren is accosted by a rather libidinous Levi. Turns out his favorite captain has been subjected to one of Hanji's never ending experiments, and this lustful Levi that's after his ass is only one of the 6 very different levis that's been unleashed out into the world. And somehow its all up to Eren to get them all back together again. (eren x levi)

As a Guardian Angel, it's Arthur's job to protect humans from harm. But when he's struck by lightning and crashes in an alleyway in NYC, it takes has-been hero Alfred Jones to get him back on his wings. While Arthur heals from his injuries, he discovers that his hero perhaps means more to him than other humans, and learns that Alfred has his own wounds to overcome.

When Eren arrives late for a meeting with Levi, things become very interesting when Levi tells Eren to open a certain package... (Warning: this is a smutty oneshot, so if this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to ignore this story)

Levi is trying to relax from a two weeks of stressful meetings and not-so holiday fun. Thankfully Eren comes around to deliver him a little Christmas cheer.

Isn't that a cliché for you; the teacher falling in love with the student. I hated how I wasn't just romantically attracted to him anymore, but physically as well. Mornings became awkward for me as I found myself having more cold showers than warm. Though I was ashamed sometimes I imagined his breath on my face and his hand around me as I pumped myself under the sheets.

Hidan has detention with Kakuzu, it starts to pour with rain, and Kakuzu takes him home... YAOI! LEMON! slight MASOCHISM! UPDATED/REVISED.

Oneshot. M/M. Lemon. Slight bondage. Kakuzu and Hidan stick in a love hotel and Hidan's lewd curiosity causes bad things. KakuHida

In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon

In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."

Makoto clings to him in his sleep.

Roderich is stuck in an empty marriage to a woman he doesn't love anymore. The attractive mechanic he meets, however, has his own reasons for seducing him…

I'm so tired of Kakuzu being the old man he is. He never pays attention to me. All I want is for him to understand how I feel, but I don't think he will ever understand. I'm so ready to be loved...in bed of course. KakuzuxHidan. Warning: Very Explicit Smex; Don't like, I beg of you not to read. Graphic. Read&Review please!

AU Futureverse/Spyverse: Gilbert used to be a member of the intelligence. After a traumatizing accident on the field, he left and disappeared. Now 5 years later, he's back… and he has to face a threat which could destroy the whole world, plus a new, gorgeous recruit called Roderich Edelstein. PruAus; (with slight USUK, Spamano, Gerita and others).

Ryou invites Aomine over to his house to work on their homework together, but Aomine has other plans. [ Day Five: Bedroom ] [ Written by Ryou ]

Latvia has broken one of Russia's vodka bottles, some punishment should be in it's place. Yaoi, guy on guy, RussiaXLatvia. Don't like don't read. My First yaoi so be kind please. Don't own Hetalia

A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.

Sakurai Ryou is shocked when he finds that his mother has given him a T-shirt that says "Kiss me, I'm Irish" to wear to Basketball practice. He is even more shocked when he gets a Kiss from Touou's Ace, Aomine Daiki.

Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.

Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano

Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)

Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU

Valentine's Day AU. When Gilbert receives nine roses on Valentine's Day, a certain Austrian is most definitely not jealous. PruAus with a hint of other pairings.

Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano

Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.

Prince Roderich Edelstein will soon succeed the king before him as ruler, but a kingdom is only as strong as its army. His army has a recent addition, a knight named Gilbert Beilschmidt, and this knight may just be his downfall. Human AU, Various Pairings

"Gilbert gripped Roderich's limp hand almost too tightly as the sounds of soft piano music drifted in the background. 'Please, remember the music, Roderich,' he pleaded as he prayed for a miracle."

a series of PruAus oneshots. Sumarry will be changed for each new chapter. Chapter 8: Smut "Ready for round three?" Prussia asked, causing Austria to stare at him. Prussia was going to run him ragged!

But blowjobs are better. [KasaKise PWP]

Roderich just wants to compose music and play his piano. But Gilbert wants to do other things...PruAus. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read, you know the drill.

When Hidan is captured by a group of shinobi hunting for him, Kakuzu grudgingly has to come to his rescue. It brings changes to their relationship in a way neither of them anticipated. Be warned for yaoi, language, gore, violence. Completed.

In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.

For the lack of a better title. It may seem to be a normal day for Himuro Tatsuya... until his roommate Murasakibara Atsushi caught a cold. Now he needs to nurse him back to health. Murasakibara/Himuro.

Himuro visits Kagami. Kuroko is not amused. Murasakibara jealously pouts. Aomine, Kise and Midorima team up to give Kagami a lesson for messing up Kuroko's feeling, and Takao can only feel sorry for the redhead. In which Kagami is victimized for being too kind and misunderstood. Murasaki/Himuro, Kaga/Kuro, Ao/Kise, Mido/Taka. -Five Shots- FINAL PART UP!

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.

Kakuzu and Hidan need to change from their Akatsuki cloaks so they won't draw attention to themselves. When Hidan's choice of clothing doesn't meet Kakuzu's approval he does his best to get him out of it. Hidan resists. Warning: for sex between two men, language, some violence – in other words Kakuzu and Hidan having fun. Oneshot, with the possibility of a sequel later on.

A cgkinkmeme prompt gone wild. Starts with a pushy Suzaku at 10 through 16, and a reluctant Lelouch at 17 through 22, exploring their relationship through dream-linked universes and politics, as child and teens and adult. AU, one-shots/mini-arcs, M/M, explicit

Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU

Francis gives Gilbert a late birthday gift. Unfortunately, he receives a rude little Austrian kitty. What will Gilbert do with his new aristo-cat?

Roderich Edelstein only cared for his music, until a washed-up Gilbert Beilshmidt decided to walk into his life. Well, 'walk' isn't exactly the correct term. It was more like he got drunk, passed out on Roderich's couch, and decided to stay. Resentment turns to friendship, and friendship turns to something a little more, much to the musician's disbelief and wonder.

A fluffy KakuHida one-shot! Hidan's "sick", let's see if Kakuzu can heal him... Warning; Lemon and Yaoi!

"You're trying to tell me that you love me but you won't sleep with me, and you expect me to believe you?" - Confronted with Prussia's asexuality, Austria struggles to come to terms with the gaping holes it leaves in their relationship and what it means when they drag another to their bed. - PruAus and SpAus; human names used.

Main pairing is PruAus. A phantom of the Opera type story, however, the main storyline is quit different. Roderich is a pianist living in an Opera house in Paris working in the orchestra. He has heard stories of the "phantom that haunts the building, but he had never set much store by them. However that soon changes, and the phantom, will change his life.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

What happens when a certain Austrian endeavors to teach a certain Prussian manners? Rated M for yaoi, yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi! First time writing a yaoi so be nice! I may add more if you guys want me to!

USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.

If Russia was gentle, sweet to him and ONLY him, Latvia would be his puppy. Russia/Latvia.

Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?

Gilbert is the devil, the Joker. He skips through night and dances through darkness, torturing the inhabitants of the Four Kingdoms. But there is one mortal, his pretty songbird, that he cannot bring himself to hurt.

Prussia finds a diary that he himself didn't know he had written. But why is it marked "FORBIDDEN"? And what does this have to do with the Little Master? Prussia x Austria, Opposites-shipping. Rating for slight language and yaoi

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

In Germania's house lived 3 young countries. One was an egotistical brat, another was a weakling and the youngest did nothing but remain neutral. How they got along, even Father Germania did not understand.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea

"Guess what day it is." Prussia walked silently up to Austria's back waiting for him to answer. Austria sighed impatiently "Ugh, fine, what day is it?" Right when Austria said that he felt a hand on his shoulder. "Its the day I claim your vital regions!

Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...

Russia finds out what the nations think he does to the Baltics. He doesn't kill them, no. He is very upset, and Latvia feels guilty for not saying something sooner. RussLat. T for language.

Pru/Au: Gilbert's presence has become even more threatening to Roderich's sanity lately, but will some interesting information from Ludwig be the perfect blackmail material? Or, will Roderich realize the real reason for Gilbert's motives?

Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.

All Austria wanted to do was go shopping, but then Germany just had to go and insist he take Prussia with him. Damn Germany and his strategically placed study room. oneshot.

Latvia does the right thing when he realizes something isn't quiet right in the house. He may not like Russia all that much, but he wouldn't just leave him alone in his time of need.

An overnight stay at a roadside hotel becomes the bane of Roderich's existence when he is forced to share a room with Gilbert. But wait, the weekend isn't over so easily as Roderich battles some uncomfortable feelings for the man he always bickers with.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.

In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

When Gilbert moves into an old apartment in Vienna, he doesn't think much of the rumor that it's haunted. The only being that comes with the place is a rather aristocratic cat. However, the cat isn't all it seems. Two-shot, GilRod.

Prussia and Austria have an agreement: when Austria is at the piano, Prussia will lead in the night's affairs. But when Austria is playing the violin... One-shot, AustriaPrussia smut.

When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

One night Hidan and Kakuzu end up staying at the warn down bed and breakfast, with walls so thin that they can hear the people in the next room doing it. Read to find out what happens!

In an attempt to help Prussia kick his smoking habit for good, Austria suggests that he put something else in his mouth instead. One-Shot, PrussiaAustria smut.

Prussia, having recently discovered his kink of getting intimate in public places, has a problem: he and Austria are always getting caught in the act. One-shot, PrussiaAustria smut.

Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea

Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.

Prussia decides he wants to learn how to play the piano, much to Austria's dismay. One-shot, PrussiaAustria smut.

What Prussia and Austria do on a hot day. Lots and lots of yaoi, kind of funny, based off of Vassalord doujinshi "Signal"

Of all the things Prussia thought he'd be doing when he woke up that day, undressing Austria in his own front hallway had definitely not made the list. PruAus. OneShot.

Roderich and Gilbert are called in to discuss little Ludwig's progress in school. Prussia/Austria AU, established relationship.

Owning a house had always been Roderich's dream but ever since moving in, he couldn't shake the feeling that he wasn't alone...and too soon he realized that not just his nightmares were trapped within the house walls. AU

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

This is how it happens; how Antonio Fernández Carriedo comes to fall in love with the sweet-scented child seven years his junior. Human AU. Warnings for sexual activity involving a minor.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?

It was obvious. Or at least it would have been, had anyone bothered to look. Prussia/Austria, PruAus.

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.

Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.

Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.

Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

Austria's quiet day is interrupted by Prussia, who needs more than just a friendly ear.

"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus

America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.

This is the sequel to "The Nurse Outfit." This is what happens when Gilbert returns the favor to Roderich. Human names. Contains yaoi and smut. Don't like, don't read.

Germany leaves a drunken Prussia under Austria's care for a night. Roddy is annoyed by Gilbert, but he soon finds that the effects of too much beer can change a man's views on someone forever. Prussia x Austria

How can the awesome Gilbert's day get any better? What if a certain aristocrat decides to dress up. Human names. Warning: smut and yaoi. Don't like, don't read. PrussiaxAustria

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!

Latvia has always wanted to be taller, but made the mistake of telling Russia. Now Russia plans to help him in his own little way which frightens Latvia.

Roderich is tired of Gilbert's unrefined method of doing things.

Some people poison their lover's tea, Prussia does it a bit differently... warning, smut! Enjoy! :D

Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.

Prussia, a heavy dose of surrealism, and the fall of an empire. Written for the kink meme; light PruAus. "Someone asks if he'd like to play chess. Gilbert thinks it over and figures, why not."

Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

"M-mister Russia, I-I said I w-was sorry!"

Prussia comes to bother Austria and asks to learn to play piano. Random fluff. Prussia/Austria, with Elizabeta making an appearance being her fangirl self. Shonen-ai.

Gilbert's breath caught in his throat as he stared at the being in amazement, and he decided that it was not a monster, but an angel. Kinda PWP. PruAus.

This story contains the usage of Latvia as a vibrator. Just sayin'.

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

A continued series! Who wouldn't want to read about Prussia and Austria's sex life? Fluff and lots of rough sex. I warned ya. Read and review!

Prussia and Austria are sharing a winter's day near the lake, when Prussia overhears something that might be the best present of all.

Prussia and Austria learn the hard way: Elizaveta plus mistletoe is just asking for trouble.

Kakuzu first meets Hidan and wants a piece of ass. Unfortunetly, neither one knows the others natural powers just yet. Contains bad language, sex, rape, and well...Hidan-like qualities.

Only he can make Austria crack in such a small amount of time, after all. Prussia/Austria.

Austria notices something curious on Prussia's body: a tattoo of piano keys, and Austria decides to test out the new "instrument". Kink meme fill! Light sexual content, nothing too serious/graphic, just references.

A drunken wish on a star lands Lovino back in the time of pirates, and when he runs into a familiar face with an unfamiliar personality, he'll start to question his own heart. Pirate!SpainxRomano. Rated for language, violence, and maybe mature situation

Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.

His first thought was somewhere along the lines of "my kitchen is on fire". His second thought, which was actually the more disturbing of the two, was that Gilbert was in a maid dress. The same one he had worn for the albino's birthday. Prussia/Austria

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

It was never a problem to be alone because it was always better to be alone. So why can't he get him out of his mind? Why does he keep affecting me when I'm sure I hate him and the feelings mutual? PrussiaxAustria Warning: Yaoi In last chapter only

Austria is enjoying a pleasant visit with a young Mozart. Prussia decides to drop in on his favorite target. Sometimes it really sucks to be Austria. One-Shot

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.

Austria actually loves heavy metal, especially when Prussia is the one singing it. Prussia/Austria fetish meme - need I say more?

Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.

Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!

Hidan finds himself testing Jashin's rules when Kakuzu finds him in a very erect situation, and being the opportinuist he is, helps an almost unwilling Hidan with some urgent...solutions. PWP RATED M. Remeber to Review, please.

Rp between myself and RunMontyRun, PWP PrussiaxAustria. Contains lemons. Don't like? Don't read.

AU. A look into Gilbert's life as he graduates high school and meets the love of his life. PrussiaxAustria, hints of SpainxRomano and FrancexCanada.

Prussia must have some reason for barging into Austria's house in the middle of a night. And if Austria can decide: it'd better be a good one

Roderich is desperate for sex, so he goes to Gilbert. In return for sex, Gilbert wants Roderich to wear his bicorne hat from the War of the Austrian Succession. Roderich is not too happy about that.

"I will teach you how awesome Gilbrid is." spat Prussia venomously as he crashed his lips onto the Austrian's. Austria thought running away would be a good idea until he ended up in the wrong room, saying the wrong thing. PrussiaxAustria Yaoi warning

Fem! Austria has finally gotten the chance to get a good nights rest after days of working around the clock. However, Prussia decides to visit and make himself at home. Lemon, smut, and some bondage involved.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Austria was his prey, and Prussia wasn't going to give him up. Prussia/Austria with hinted yet minor Germany/Austria. one-shot.

Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

He's always longed for one, so he got one against his will

Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.

Roderich and Gilbert hated each other. The always had. Well, that's what Roderich thought, but everything changes when a certain Prussian decides to tell Roddy what he REALLY thought of him. No matter how hard you squint, no plot. Pure PrusAus smut.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

It was supposed to be a simple favour; Ludwig has asked him to walk his dogs while he was out with Feliciano. Upon arriving at the German’s supposedly empty house, he stumbles upon Gilbert on the roof playing a FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! PrussiaxAustria

Antonio has had enough of hearing foreign languages, so he demands that Romano speaks Spanish to him... it shall happen one way or another...

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

“I love when you play. It reminds me of something incredible....me.” Roderich and Gilbert smutfic. Yes, there is a lemon. One shot.

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

Russia decided Latvia is finally ready to have the same treatment as his brothers. Rated M for smut....

Once more Gilbert's birthday is completely tossed aside.. Feeling alone he goes over to his Friend/Rival Roderich's house in hope to lighten his mood. Roderich surprises Gilbert greatly once he gets there. Oneshot sorry for lateness. Yaoi

When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!

“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!

List of things Gilbert wasn't allowed to do at Roderich's home: 1. Wake the aristocrat up with Rammstein 2. Try to steal Elizaveta's frying pans 3. Eat vanilla ice cream in a short-sleeved shirt on a hot day. Prustria

Arthur's sister, engaged to prince Alfred, is killed before she even meets him. Arthur's parents do not want to shame themselves by ending the engagement and force Arthur to dress like his sister and marry Alfred instead. But can this secret be kept?

He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.

Austria owes Prussia 287 years worth of birthday presents. Prussia decides its time Austria should give them to him. All at once. Immediately. Prussia/Austria

Lucky little Latvia, to fall down the stairs. Poor little Latvia, to survive the fall... Warnings inside.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..

Title: Don't Leave Me - Latvia wasn't sure what to expect, but what Russia did next definitely was not on his list of horrifying possibilities. RusLat. Human and Country names used. First time writing something like this, please review.

Latvia claims that the reason why he doesn't grow is because of Russia pushing him down. Well, Russia decides to make up for it and helps him grow, but not in a way that Latvia thinks he will.

There Shall be French Maids. And so it was proclaimed, and so it was done. Unfortunately, Hungary got wind of it. PrussiaxAustria SpainxRomano GerIta

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut

What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.

Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot

Deidara is fed up with Hidan and Kakuzu fighting all the time, and has gotten an idea to end all the fights.

Everyone has a comfort object. No hurt, just comfort. LatviaXRussia:One shot.

If only Ravis saw the laced smirk that snuck onto his flushed skin. RussiaxLatvia Human&Country names used, Rated T for the mentioning of alcohol and slight language.

America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.

In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good

A bored Gilbert is something Roderich should probably stay away from.

On Kakuzu's ninety-second birthday, Hidan tries to get a chance to be with Kakuzu.

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

Kakuzu had forgotten how badly Hidan reacted when he got too cold. This wasn't the first time Hidan had passed out from the cold, but he'd been unconcious for a longer time than usual.

They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.

Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan

Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.

Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida

Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

It's Kakuzu's birthday. Hidan remembered, and got him a little present....Rated for graphic yaoi. KakuHidan. Don't like, don't read. Please review! For Jen!

Hidan learns the hard way that losing a bet to Kakuzu was one of the worst things he could ever do. Cross!dressing, Slash fic, Don't like don't read.

KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan

To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Akihito is injured while out on a scoop and who should find him but none other than Asami Ryouichi.