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I am cookiebender I have dark brown hair black from a distance

Dont read this!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

random sayings :)

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!"

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? LOL

next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try slamming a revolving door

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

91 percent of teen girls would faint if they got to date a Jonas brother. If you're one of the 9 percent that would just throw up, put this in your profile
If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're madly in love with Jasper Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU CRIED WHEN EDWARD LEFT IN NEW MOON COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

A Friend will: Laugh at your jokes when they aren't funny.

A Best Friend will: Say “What the heck are you talking about?”

A Friend will: Say mean things about you and agree with someone who disses you.

A Best friend will: Slap the person who dissed you and diss them back.

A friend will: Copy your class work when you told her you didn't feel by cheating

A Best friend will: Do her/his own work even if it means getting straight F's just 'cause you didn't like it.

A friend will: Bail you out of jail.

A Best friend will: Be right next to you saying "Man we screwed up big time didn't we?"

A friend will: write a few sentences about you

A Best friend will: Write a whole trilogy about you as if it were you writing it

A friend will: Call your parents and grandparents Mr. and Mrs.

A Best friend will: Call them by their first names or mom and dad and Grams and Gramps.

A friend will: not bother to call you and wait for you to call her

A Best friend will: Call you as soon as she's out of the door

A friend will: stick up for her crush or her idol against you

A Best friend will: Tell her crush or her idol to frack off if they diss you and then tell you it was no biggie

A friend will: ask why you're crying

A Best friend will: Burst into tears with you

A friend will: Say it was ok if a guy turned you down

A Best friend will: Walk over to the guy and say “It’s because you’re gay isn’t it?”

A friend will: Wait to eat at his/her place

A Best friend will: Eat anything in your fridge like he/she owned the place and say, “What’s for dinner family?”

A friend will: Believe when you lie

A Best friend will: Will not believe at all even though you might be amazing at lying and say, “You’re an idiot if you think you can lie to me.”

A friend will: Only sleep over when there’re other people sleeping over also or once or twice.

A BEST friend will: Stay at your house every night without even asking.

A friend will: Hug you when you break up with your boyfriend

A BEST friend will: Karate kick him where it hurts and say, “You’re loss bub.”

A friend will: Not talk to you in a long period of time

A BEST friend will: Talk to you every single day and every single minute. 24/7. No Joke.

A friend will: Help you up if you slip and fell

A BEST friend will: Laugh her but off for 10 minutes, start to leave, and THEN help you up only ‘cause you keep on annoying her.

A friend will: Tell you not to disobey the rules or go against something.

A BEST friend will: Join in with you ‘cause she thinks it’s fun.

A friend will: Just talk about the obvious stuff.

A BEST friend will: Talk about anything random

A friend will: Just tell you if she’s sad

A BEST friend will: Let out all the inside feelings out in a 2 hour long sonnet.

A friend will: Just be with you if she can or only once in a while

A BEST friend will: Always be there for you no matter how big or how little, or happy or sad, or serious or just plain dumb.

A friend will: Look at you funny when you say random things.

A BEST friend will: Join in with you until you both have to be sent to the loony ben.

A friend will tell you not to listen to people who are making fun of you and walks away from it.

A BEST friend will kick them where it hurts until tells you to join in with them until you gus have a big rumble and get sent to the princapil's office/jail and smiles and says, "It was worth it. I'm the only one who's allowed to make fun of you."

- Leproriphobia is the fear of Bunnies. (Quick run it's a bunny rabbit and it's bouncing right towards you!)
- In Ohio, USA, it's illegal to get a fish drunk. (How do you get a fish drunk anyways?)
- Philematology is the scientific term for Kissing. (Great so now that's all cleared up, I want to be a philematologist when I grow up!)
- In North Carolina it's illegal for Cats and Dogs to fight. (How are you going to arrest them if they do break the law? I don't think that Handcuffs were made for paws...)
- The fear of Chopsticks is called Consecotaleophobia. (I would love to meet someone with this fear just so I can order chinese food...)
- It's illegal to die in the houses of Parliament. (So what are we supposed to just choose when we die now? And how are you going to punish me if I do die?)
- If you're pregnant in England then you can go for a pee anywhere you like, the middle of the street, the top of big ben and even in a policemans helmet.
- In Tennessee it's illegal to drive while you're asleep. (How am i supposed to drive while I'm asleep anyway? What am I supposed to do sleep walk out to the car and then dribble on the steering wheel to get it started? Yeah that would be interesting to see...)
- The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the worlds poulation. (- Cough - smart person who did that survey )

How stupid are these people, i mean really. (below)-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
-On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be how?…)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).
-On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” (Well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen… dang.)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more time?)
-On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and I’m taking this because??…)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)
-On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
-On Sunsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
-On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (…was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

when you get lemons, throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange

i'm knot a blond! i'm knot, i'm knot, i'm knot!!

when you die in an elevator be sure to press the UP button

your just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

if the unexpected is expected, then doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

you cry i cry,...i laugh you laugh,... you fall off a cliff i laugh even harder

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

when life gives you lemons, squirt it in your enemies eyes!

today is the tommorow we worried about yesterday

I think i really do. A.D.D. You have Attention Deficit Dis--um, hello!? Are you even reading this anymore? Yoo-hoo!? Hey! Look at this...shiny object...you like that right? That's right...Look at the--hey! Stop that! Look, your nose is on your FACE, you can't *chase it*. It doesn't work that way...oh forget it.

NORMAL PEOPLE vs TWILIGHT FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE:

rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS:

would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE:

say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS:

say OME! (Oh My Edward!)

NORMAL PEOPLE:

go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS:

know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE:

"say shut up or i'll tell on you!"

TWILIGHT FANS:

"Say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you"

NORMAL PEOPLE:

think that vampires are all like Dracula (idots)

TWILIGHT FANS:

know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE:

when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

TWILIGHT FANS:

when being chased yell "EDWARD SAVE ME!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE:

get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS:

know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE:

would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS:

would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

I'M A TWILIGHT FAN!

How Edward Cullen is different from every normal guy^.^ A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
A normal guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
A normal guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack... but I like it.”
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward Cullen would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
As you come back home, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back home, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your night mares go away

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Lots of stuff, i know, just bear with me here.

found this,...thought it was funny,...wanna see what you think.

list your 12 fav. charactors from your fandom, in to particular order.

1; Toph

2; Aang

3; Katara

4; Sokka

5; Mai

6; Ty Lee

7; Painted Lady

8; Ming

9; Ursa

10; Zuko

11; Iroh

12; Cabbage Merchant

have you read a 6/11 fic?

uh, no. but i'm getting ideas...:P

do you think 4 is hot? how hot?

yess, and enough for me to call him hot.

what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

uh, when did they meet?

can you recall any fics about 9?

uh, no, not really

would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

well, they are both really optomistic, it could happen.

5/9 or 5/10? why?

5/10. why? because they were together in the real episodes anyway.

what would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Painted Lady: *eyes pop out of head* "i didn't need to see that. i could have lived my entire life peacefully without that image in my mind."

Aang: *eyes pop out of head, hides behind 12*

Cabbage Merchant: MY CABBAGES!

make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

just your average Zutara team fluff

is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

uh, no, no nonono, and, oh NO!

make up a title for a 7/2 hurt/comfort fic.

Love seperated by the living and the non-living.

does anyone on your friends list read 3 heat?

oooohh yeaah!!!

does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

uh, if they do, i just don't know about it.

does anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 fic?

2/4, not even int their dreams. 2/5, not that i know of. 2/4/5, *eyes pop out of head* uhh, well, certainly never heard of that happening.

if you wrote a song fic. about 8, what song would you choose?

uhm, idk, i'm stuck on this one. howabout, twinkle twinkle little star

if you write a 1/6/12 fic. what would the warning be?

0_o. WARNING: CONTAINS FLUFF BETWEEN STUBBORN, BLIND EARTHBENDER, FLEXIBLE CIRCUS ACROBAT, AND OVERLY CRAZED CABBAGE MERCHANT. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

what was the last time you read a fic. about 5?

uhm, i dont think i have yet, but i'm getting around to it. i know of one that i'm going to read though.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one night with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, the follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. what would the title be?

(Toph and the Painted Lady are in a happy relationship until Ursa runs off with Sokka. Toph, brokenhearted, has a hot one night with Iroh and has a brief unhappy affair with the Cabbage Merchant, then follows the wise adviece of Mai and finds true love with Katara.)

0_o. uh, howabout; the crazy, messed up, out of orbit story of Toph's hidden love life.

how would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

uhm, well. i don't quite know how to react to that one.

haha. wasn't that hilarious? i loved it. i give partial credit to Pipinpadaloxicopolis *in her stories she goes by (the fourth)* thankyou!!!

i give credit to littlewerepire!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

DO NOT CLICK THIS! (even though you really want to)

+ Iyai

wanted a redo. cuz i thought it would be funny :P