Juliet Short
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 441075
Author has written 5 stories for Holes, Harry Potter, and Dark Tower series.

Hey! lalala. I'm bored. And insane. Or so they tell me. Lalala. Lala. I like to say lalala. And eat cheese. Cheese is yummy. I'm bored. I think I'll go fly out my window. That is, if I can get it open... Things i like: chocolate, reeses, pez, books, stories, free stuff, CAPS LOCK Things i don't like: carrots, people with really long bios!

haha on fictionpress.com I have a really long bio (www.fictionpress.com/~bill123) I haven't been on here in a really long time. I've mostly been on fictionpress lately. I'm gonna try to update again soon, but I'm going out of town... 5minutes ago, so it'll have to wait. The proplem is one story I'm bored of (the Holes one)and one I forgot where I'm going (unwanted memories), but the other two I wasn't going anywhere in particular, so hip-hip-hooray!

check out my sis www.fanfiction.net/~davethelsgal I don't know how often she updates, but whatever.

HP fanfics: I like to read ones that I know will never happen, such as totally random things and pairings like Draco/Harry, Draco/Ron, Draco/pretty much anyone. I don't read Harry/Hermione. The only ship I really care about is Ron/Hermione, but I don't usually read those fics.

I also read non-HP fanfics. I don't usually like and Artemis Fowl romance, unless it's really funny.

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The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fangirl by Llewlyn reviews
Hermione gets caught in the act, and Viktor cheerfully makes the most of it, entirely at her expense. Well, almost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Kissing Draco Malfoy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: How was it? HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take One Step Away by permetaform reviews
...and what's the meaning of love anyway?" A spoof of the HP cliches, that grew a plot on me. Go figure. This is a practice of how much of a story I can tell through inference only. implied HPDM, implied HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004
A Light in the Dark by CeeZeeSparkles reviews
A Marcus FlintKatie Bell romance. Marcus and Katie fall in love while he is blackmailing her to be a spy for the dark side. Will the lure of love be strong enough to over come their differences?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003
What the Hell? by Wolf11 reviews
This is just a really stange and weird pile of bollux! I was bored so i wrote this OK! Enjoy!its also good for a laugh makes fun of my self mostly! 20 CHAPTERS! WUHOO YAAAAAY finnaly I hear you cry, or is that bugger off you loonatic?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,639 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
Hogwarts Karaoke Contest by SeverusSnapesgirl12786 reviews
Chapter 9 up! What would happen if Hogwarts had a karaoke contest and the particapants cant select their songs? Rated R for a certain song in chapter 8. On Hold currently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Innocent? Oh no, Not at all! by WeeshyWeesha reviews
Slashy... A game of Truth or Dare... HP, HGL, FWGw (I am really not sure what rating it should be... think it is Pg-13... My friends say it should be R, but there isn't any sexual intercourse... Help? Review please ! Thanks!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Many Adventures of Jack the Cheerleader by Karasu'sHystericalToaster reviews
Jack wants to be a cheerleader. Enough said? Perhaps. Ch. 3 UP! Yay! PG13 because I can!
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
The show that ended in six days by Cleo Sombra reviews
The Marauders are hosting this show and it only lasted 6 days...check it out to find out why they where each thrown in St. Mungos ^.~ R/R please. First fan fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
The Adventures of Neville and Nestor by poodle phreek reviews
Neville acquires a pet ostrich named Nestor. Hilarity ensues. Neville/Lavender ship involved. I'd actually rate it PG-15 because there are some uh... scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003
The Pirate's Tale by Nakhti reviews
The narrator has a bit of trouble getting Inigo's story off to a start...so he enlists a little help from his friends. A parody of errors.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
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When HP character go to crazy with Truth or Dare reviews
Pretty much what the title says, even though it's terrible grammar. I'm not changing it! Some very shocking truths are learned and even more shocking dares performed! Please review! ships: DracoGinny, RonHermione, NevillePansy, LunaGoyle, aliciaHarry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 10/30/2003
Both Alike in Dignity reviews
Love story between Ron and Draco. Obviously, their friends and family don't approve. Rated for language and I guess some adlult themes, but I haven't gotten there yet. I couldn't think of a title, so I opened Romeo and Juliet and chose a phrase that fit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Unwanted Memories reviews
Sue Snell tried unsuccessfully to forget that night. Then she was in a car crash and lost her memory. But then the memories start coming back. Takes place a few year after Carrie. Sorry, I spelled Stephen King's name wrong!
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004
lalalala songs reviews
Chapter 1 is Crashed the Wedding (by Busted) about Draco and his love
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004
Willow's Sentence at Camp Green Lake reviews
A fic where a girl joins the D-tent, but slightly different than most. Takes place before Zero comes. Willow isn't supposed to get sent there, but tricks them to sending her there anyways. she falls for Zig-Zag andor Barfbag.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 10/29/2003