HI

Pen Name: Margaret Lavorne

Age: I ain't tellin' you that either. Okay, I'll tell you. I'm 157.

Country: I live on a planet called Earth, at the other end of the rainbow.

My Favorite Book Right Now: Wicked Lovely, Beastly, Hunger Games

Favorite books:Maximum Ride (though the 4th book came as somewhat of a disappointment), The Inheritance Trilogy (eragon, eldest), The Devil's Arithmetic, and A Taste of Magic,

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Seether, Within Temptation, Bless The Fall, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Alesana, Florence and The Machine, 3Doors Down, Globus, Skillet

Once, I was eating skittles, and I saw a rainbow! Creepy.

OKay this is a really cool thing I found on Fang321's profile (except there it is in the shape of a tree, and my stupid profile keeps aligning it wrong):

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A few of my favorite quotes (though I don't know who most of them are from, They are NOT mine unless I point that out!):

Sarcasm cant be typed. I'm screwed. -PopItLikeAPoptart

If life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eyes and run like hell. -on a million profiles

If life give you lemons, squirt Cameron in the face and punch him while he can't see.-Me (Cameron is this REALLY cruel person that I know)

If stress is bad for you, then doesn't that make school unhealthy?-PopItLIkeAPoptart

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. -anonymous

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that. -anonymous

I was searching for America on the globe, but all I can find is usa.-me

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Favorite sayings:

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

If two wrongs dont make a right, then try three.

If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train.

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.

There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If at first you dont succeed, don't try skydiving.

This is a story about child abuse:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called.

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

HE finds me weeping

He calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

And if you read this,

Sickens me to the soul,

I pray for forgiveness,

For you would have to be,

one heartless, person,

not to be affected by the Poem.

Now that you are effected,

Pass this on, if you against child abuse!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

1) Please Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

Sorry if I sound mysterious. But it's just paranoia

"To the world you may be just one person,

but to one person you may be the world."