Hi;-)

Name:Jerry

Age:13

Race:Black

Eye colour:Brown

Likes:Food,TV,Laughter and Food

Dislikes:Boring people,studying and cats

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

Boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten

apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top

think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Jokes:

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly.

Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Arttificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity

What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? An envelope.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, “Will you still love me when I’m old and gray?” “Sure I do,” he mumbled.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells “WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I’M GONNA KILL ‘EM!” A man calmly stands up and says, “You ain’t got enough bullets, mate.”

A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.” The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pidgeon and i’ll poo on it.”