Hullo.

I have started a new account because it has been several years since my last login, and for the life of me, I cannot remember the e-mail or password I used.

If anyone has some insight as to how I can regain control of my old account (if at all) I would greatly appreciate it. U WILL RECEIVE ALL T3H INTERNETS! LULZ.

Until then, I shall use this as my (most likely permanent) account. So onto a bit about myself...

The name is Onieo. Pleased to meet you.

My fandoms are in excess and very diverse. At heart, I am an artist of the imagination, choosing to express myself through many different medium. Here, you shall expirience my expression through the written word. This could be a wonderful thing, or in some cases, quite the opposite.

I suppose that once I get back into the swing of things and remember how to properly use the English language again (alas, it has been several years, I feel rusty), I will start posting stories. My interests will also begin to surface as I usually only write what I am interested in.

For the moment, I suppose that will have to do. I'm really not good at introductions. If you feel the need, please don't hesitate to contact me for any reason. However, if I deem that reason unworthy, I won't hesitate to offer a nice cup of stfu. And perhaps some cake. Or death? Death by tray perhaps? In a room with a view of HELL? Sounds lovely.

"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.