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Author has written 1 story for Kirby, and Hunger Games.

Riojecri

Write

--Hunger Games/Kirby Crossover

--Kirby AU fic

--FFI/8bit Theatre parody fic

Magic

--iPod Notepad

--Boredom during math

Skills

--Zero-Two Fangirlism

--Dark Matter Fangirlism

--Black Mage(8bit Theatre) Fangirlism

--Love of things people normaly call gross(i.e.slugs)

Equip

--iPod

--Drawing pad

--Mecha. pencil

Run

--Fast

--Snailspace

--Don't give a care anymore, screw this battle(walk away)

Randomness aside, I'm Riojecri, amatuer writer.

My 'sonas are usualy Dark Matter, dragons, or herons. I'm ADHD, but I won't use it as a crutch. I don't like lovey-dovey stuff(hence my Zero-Two fangirlism) like Twilight. Zelda is a hard game in my opinion. I like Kirby, both anime and games. I like crossover couples. I also believe some characters should remain single.

Pairings (Canon and almost canon)

GiroNatsu(FOREVER) WizGato(FOREVER) MetaFumu(Meta pairing anime verse ONLY. Some exeptions made) KirbyRibbon(sometimes/iffy) MableSamo(FOREVER)

Pairings (Crossovers/ between 2 or more games in 1 series/ Crack)

N0VA-Two/ZeVA(Symbioses aka Help me help you) HR-HAdeline(miniscule) Ninja spider/Ninja octopus(FOREVER CRACK!!! Friendship) KeKeSimmirror more to come.

Stories:

Greed's Grasp

1st chapter finnished

Kirby/Hunger Games crossover

Untitled

Plot… is an enigma.

Chapters… unknown

Kirby

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. And if you can, PM me to add on to this poem for another nintendo character. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.

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Amongst Other Things by Pyro-Link reviews
Kirby finds out just how hard running a boarding house is in his pursuit of earning money to go to Culinary School. But when he's bombarded by old friends, thieves, bounty hunters, and enemies alike, things can easily go awry...AU Present Day Human!
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,791 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 7/24/2009
Stardust Utopia by warpy reviews
The entire account of Galaxy Soldiers and the war against Nightmare, as told through its soldiers. Status: On hiatus and currently being rewritten.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,788 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Meta-Knight, Nightmare, Sir Arthur, Jecra
The Dream Land Story by GameTrekker reviews
This is the revised edition of my famous Kirby epic. Nothing in the games or anime will be left unreferenced in this comprehensive, original take on the entire Kirby universe! [YEARS-LATER UPDATE: Well, nothing was going to be left unreferenced. As it stands, I'm sorry, but this story probably won't be finished, so I've marked it Complete. (See Chapter 17.)]
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
United They Stand by SpawnX66 reviews
The universe can be a dark, unforgiving place. The Battle of New York was living proof of such things. Now, as the human race struggles to adapt to the growing changes, S.H.I.E.L.D. struggles to maintain secrecy and order in the world. AU, multi-crossover, and a continuation of my other fic, Thordis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,659 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Nick F., OC
Legend of the Seven Stars by Stanley the Bugman reviews
Chaos erupts when one night the seven stars of the Star Road vanish out of the sky. Shortly thereafter, disaster befalls the Mushroom Kingdom and its neighboring lands. Can Mario and his friends (And some not so friendly) joined by two visitors from above stop this chain of events from happening before it's too late? (This story is intended to be a not-so direct sequel to SMRPG.)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Geno
You, Me, and Him by ZeroGravityDog reviews
COMPLETE. Oneshots centered around Marth, Ike, and Meta Knight. 56 -What It's Worth - Sum: Say 'Cheese'
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 114,315 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Marth, Ike, Meta Knight - Complete
House Meet Who by ArtisticGallifreyan reviews
All is well in Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Until the Doctor himself checks in. Crossover with House MD and Doctor Who. Also featuring Houses' new cane with the flames so that it makes it look like he's going really fast.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,581 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 6/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House
His Name was Billy Mischief by mairzydotes reviews
An AU origins fic for Bill. In the year 1928, a unique young man named William M. Cipher arrives in Gravity Falls. After a year, neither he nor the sleepy little Oregon town would ever be the same again. The following is an account of Billy's time spent living there, in his own words. Rated T for language, graphic violence, suggestive scenes and adult situations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,575 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bill - Complete
The Grandmasters by TheScorpion0081 reviews
Earth is in danger. An evil long thought destroyed is preparing to return and lay siege to the planet and beyond. Rosalina has come to prevent this, but she can't do it alone. Five individuals, four humans and a star spirit, must come together to fend off a threat that the world has never seen.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Rosetta/Rosalina, Geno
CastleBrawlca by WhiteKitsuneKnight reviews
It was just another normal day of brawling. And they figured it would be a normal night. But they had forgotten that the building they were staying at was a castle long before they even invented smash bros. Soon they would have to face their worst fears
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,014 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009
Peach Likes Crack Pairings by 318Deactivated reviews
Peach decides to scar everybody's mind during breakfast! Rated T for crack pairings. Note: No offense for anybody offended! Rated T for weird pairings.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Peach - Complete
The Touch of Wizards by Dross25 reviews
The Magus Brothers of Witchenly chose to walk seperate paths long ago. However, when 1 brother makes an impromptu visit to another, the events that follow entangle several denizens and sets the stage for a renewed struggle within the Continent of Server.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Wizarmon/Wizardmon, Vamdemon/Myotismon
A Ghost and A Demon by 318Deactivated reviews
It's Halloween, and a ghost and a demon is roaming around the castle, and Kirby and friends have to track them down! Happy Halloween! K plus just to be safe.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
Zealot Meets Diplomat by palkiabulba reviews
And he does not like it one bit.
Spore - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
SMRPG: The price of a voice by AzureMischief reviews
My two cents to Super Mario RPG fanfics - a try to imagine what a voice and the truth it can speak can cost in a dimension where a leader literally rules with an iron fist. This time, it's about Bowyer's childhood in Smithy's castle.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bowyer, Smithy - Complete
Hoshi no Jedi, aka Jedi of the Stars by Bluesaber3 reviews
When Ahsoka receives a mission to investigate a distress signal sent from Naboo, she requests the help of an old friend, Sir Meta Knight, for her mission. Commentary chapter added.
Crossover - Star Wars & Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Lumiya/Shira Brie - Complete
Night of the Crimson Blood by JadeDragonKnight reviews
A peaceful night at the castle turns into a living nightmare. When a bloodthirsty demon storms the place, everyone does what they can to survive. T for gore.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
The Court Magician by SnowKiter reviews
In which another random person from Meta Knight's past crashes upon Popstar, bringing new adventure and lots of cake.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,692 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Prototype Zero by sailorpallas reviews
The creation of Porygon, and the mistakes and tragedy that followed
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Porygon, MissingNo. - Complete
Distant Planet by Andor01 reviews
Barely two days after the events of Pikmin 2, Captain Olimar has to return to the Distant Planet once again. While not motivated to the extreme just yet, he'll soon find the Distant Planet wasn't exactly the way he left it.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,897 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Beginning of the End R by Zerodius reviews
One year has passed since the demented Nightmare was defeated and the galaxy is finally peaceful. However, within the darkness, an ancient evil is plotting... an evil that might be more powerful than even Nightmare himself was.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007
Unloved and Uncared For by superstarultra reviews
Everyone can feel emotions... then why couldn't he? Told from the POV of one of the most tragic villains of all: Zero Two. Takes place a bit after the final battle of Dreamland 3 and the Crystal Shards.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
The Council of Witchenly by She Who Walks Behind reviews
Or "one reason Wizarmon went traveling" Poor Wizarmon has to put up with... DEMOCRACY!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Wizarmon/Wizardmon - Complete
Hoshi no Senshi by Lazlo Pizzazzlo reviews
As a Star Warrior, my destiny was to destroy Nightmare and his plans to rule the universe. Little did I know that I was meant to be part of his scheme in the first place. ::Discontinued::
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,970 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Odium and Love by Lazlo Pizzazzlo reviews
Shortly after Timpani and Blumiere's marriage, another holder of the Dark Prognosticus casts voids across every dimension and the four Heroes disappear. The couple decide the only way to save all worlds is to act themselves to restore peace, but how?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - [Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani] Dimentio - Complete
The Dreamland Story firstdraft by GameTrekker reviews
This is the original version of my Kirby epic, my own interpretation of the Kirby universe from years ago. The revised edition, written years later when I got much better at writing, will unfortunately never be completed, so I don't blame you if you want to look at this one.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 140,168 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Greed's Grasp reviews
Gamble Galaxy has fallen to the post-armageddon Ancients. Several aliens will have to fight to the death in an arena for their amusement. Their freedom comes from an unexpected race. AU. T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Kirby & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012