Other Aliases: NerdyGirl or Nerdy

Gender: Female

Age: 15

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

When she walks away from you mad=== Follow her

When she stare's at your lips=== Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet=== Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you=== Give her your attention

When she pulls away== Pull her back

When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying==Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared=== Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favourite hat== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH

When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes=== don’t look away until she does

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=== SHE’S HURTING INSIDE

When you break her heart=== the pain NEVER really goes away

When she says its over=== she STILL wants you to be hers

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; “Who’s ass am I kicking today baby?”

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