Chlerek and Clace
 Author has written 5 stories for Mortal Instruments, Twilight, and Darkest Powers. I am a huge fan of Fruits Basket, Mortal Instruments, Darkest Powers, Pirates of the Caribbean and many more! I finally have 4 stories on here and I'm soooo happy! I do must of my writing during the night. Mostly because I only have one laptop with Word (and yes I have two laptops, one's really old). I find myself in the same situation as Clary Fray. I fall for all the wrong guys. But honestly, it's not my fault. Blame the boy. They just gotta be so damn hot XP Oh well. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting Opening Credits: How Sweet It Is By Marvin Gaye Waking Up: Cannibal By Ke$Ha First Day At School: My Girl By The Temptations Falling In Love: Sk8er Boi By Avril Lavigne Fight Song: Rocket Man By Elton John Breaking Up: The One That Got Away By Katy Perry Prom night: 100 Years By Five For Fighting Life: California Girls By Katy Perry Mental Breakdown: I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues By Elton John Driving: I Can't Help Myself By The Four Tops Flashback: Thnks fr th mmrs By Fall Out Boy Getting back together: Everytime We Touch By Cascada Wedding: Happy Together By The Turtles Birth of Child: That's What You Get By Paramore Final Battle: Final Count Down By Europe Funeral Song: 21 Guns By Green Day Final Credits: Because of You By Kelly Clarkson Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Max: Do I ever cross your mind? Fang: No Max: Do you like me? Fang: No Max: Do you want me? Fang: No Max: Would you cry if I left? Fang: No Max: Would you live for me? Fang: No Max: Would you do anything for me? Fang: No Max: Choose--me or your life Fang: My life Max runs away in shock and pain and Fang runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. That girl you just called fat? She’s o/ding on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her. That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion. People don’t have to hurt. Copy and paste if you are against bullying. Stereotypes: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak. Copy and paste if... If you continue to only fall in love with fictional boys, copy and paste this into your profile. (Jace Lightwood, Dean Winchester, Derek Souza, Patch Cipriano, Christophe Reynard and Daniel Grigori) IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS. If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people. If you love the fact that your eyes are the same color as Derek Souza's. If you love the fact that your birthday is on the same day as someone you actually like. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 5 really good comebacks: 1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!" I scream But it’s now much too late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! EVERY YEAR 54 percent OF CHILDREN WHO ARE PHYSICALLY ABUSED DIE FROM THE ABUSE PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices Roses are Red Violets are blue Hannah Montanna sucks And we should sue. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you Rest In Peace Micheal Jackson! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Edward Cullen: Sexier than you Since 1901 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Carlisle Cullen: Fighting temptation since the 1660s Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Emmett Cullen:Stronger than you since 1916 Bella Swan/Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987 Renesmee Cullen: More unique than you since 2006 If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you totally wanted to cry because Edward was so sweet to Bella at the hospital in the first Twilight then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL:13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 18 Things to do on an Elevator 1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5.MEOW occasionally. 6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7.SAY 'DING' at each floor. 8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21.SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..." ACTUAL Labels on Products! On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists THE HILLYWOOD SHOW MEETS EIP MY FAVORITE SAYING Hilly as Bella sleeping hotel room after meeting EIP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Guy from EIP looks at her scared Bella looks at him: Oh crap it's not a dream! Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted!!! Girls You know you live in the two thousands when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress Twi-remake pics. Bella's first dress: Bella's second dress: Sigh: Feather: No title, yet! :O COMING SOON :D Horses and Love Clary's riding outfit: Clary's "nice" outfit": Jace (the horse): City of Broken Hearts Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been writting! But my enter key on my old laptop broke and I'm trying to get free microsoft word on my new laptop. Till then! |
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