Hi! I am Random Rainbow Skittles.

You can call me Random, Rainbow, Skittles, RRS, She with wings, Wings, Random Rainbow, SWW, or Pie Girl.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

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1Max

2Nudge

3Fang

4Angel

5Iggy

6Gazzy

7Total

8Akila

9DR.M

10Ella

11Ari

12Jeb

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?

Noo... that would be weird.

Do you think 4 is cute? How cute?

Angel is cute like puppy dogs and kitties.

What would happen if 11 got 8 pregnant?

I would barf.

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Haven't seen one? I'll look.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Gazzy and Nudge? I guess a bit...

5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Hmm.. hard choice. NOT! Eggy!

What if 7 walked in on 2 and 11?

Total on Nudge& Ari? Oh gosh, I hope not.

Write a summary for a 2/10 fic

Max is hallucinating, she what she dreams.

Can there be 1/8 fluff?
Human+ Dog=awkward... And a angry Total.

Think of a Title for a 7/11 hurt/comfort fic.

The missing link. ( Cause, Ari's kinda half dog? Get it? )

If you right a songfic about 8, what song would you chose?

Eye of the tiger.

If you wrote a 1/6/11 fic, what would the warning be?

IF YOU READ THIS, BUY SOME BARF BAGS! DON'T READ THIS! FOR YOUR SAFETY!

When is the last time you saw a 5 fic?

Iggy fic? Don't recall.

if you love Max ride, E-mail me and we can podcast over skype! Read what you say! Skype shewithwings or email shewithwings.rideon@gmail.com! PLEASE! Ideas and Fan mail welcome as well!

I would like to thank DESTINEEROX on textplus! Thanks! She'll be mentioned on Flock Makeovers.

*slaps self* MUST... UPDATE...

*is slapped with herring* Nudge: FINISH MY TAG VID!!!!!

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If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

I AM A HONEST NIGGY FAN BECAUSE I JUST THINK GAZZY WOULD LIKE A OC!

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1)Max

2) Katnis

3)Peeta

4) Nudge

5) Annabeth

6) Harry Potter

7) Fang

8) Puck

9)Iggy

10) Sadie

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Nudge: Okay, Peter Pan..

Puck: I AM NOT PETER PAN!

Peeta: It's PeetA, not PetER.

Nudge: Touchy, Touchy...

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Max's. Totally.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Sadie: MAXXXXXXXXXXXX! FANG IS CHEATING ON YOU!

Katniss: You what? You said she was your sister!

Fang: Uhh...PEETA! KATNISS IS CHEATING ON YOU!

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

A gay love triangle, great. Max starts cooking. :)

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Katniss: Woah, woah woah woah. Nudge, she is allergic to makeup.

Nudge: Ooooo

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

The world umplodes.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Nudge.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Her hat.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

No.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Puck:Whatever. Love is for wimps.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

I have no clue.

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Iggy: I was to busy consoling Max after you cheated on her...

Max: *whacks*

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Iggy: Bacon... ( totally true. He says it in his sleep.)

Annabeth: Percy...

Nine murders Eights best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Eight do to get back?

Puck has no friends on the list.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Eat tree bark like Valley Forge.

Four is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Ten do?

Sadie: * says some magic stuff*

Nudge: I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Max comes by every day for a whacking session..

Fang* in fetal position*

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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Now read the THIRD word of every line

copy this if you almost/did cry when Fred died...

copy this if you almost/did cry when Sirius died...

copy this if you've ever tripped over air...

copy this if you hate racisim...

copy this if you wish to become a fictional character...

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butt off, copy this in your profile.

Copy this if you think Iggy is hotter than Fang.

Copy this if you think Brigd Dwyer is evil.

Copy this if you think Justin Bieber and Dylan should both jump off a cliff.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, TheWingedOne, She with Wings

ON THE LIGHTER HAND

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

25 ways to kill DYLAN!

Feed him to the erasers

Tie him to a chair and lure the M-Geeks to rip him apart bit, by bit –evil grin-

Tell him that you can fly with your wings behind your back and that you bet he can't do it. He then, because of his pride and need to be better than everyone else, will proceed to tie his wings behind his back. You then push him off a cliff and watch him go splat.

Tell Nudge that Dylan is going to send her to live with monks, so she can become one (and therefore take a vow of silence), and the only way to stop him is to kill him.

Tie Dylan to a chair and gag him and then tell Iggy to set up a bomb in the room and that the thing that he's hearing breathe in the room is actually a rouge Eraser

Tell the Mafia that Dylan is a double agent and he's threatening to sell their secrets to the FBI...

...or you could just shoot him yourself.

–for white-coats only- Create a virus that his body won't be able to heal and inject it into him

Chop off his wing in the middle of the night then take him out to the cliffs for his next flying lesson. I think you know what happens next.

Get Fang angry at him in a room full of sharp objects.

Get Fang angry at him in a room WITHOUT sharp objects

Just get Fang mad at him

Tell Gazzy to turn the TV remote into a bomb and the combination for it to explode is Dylan's favourite day-time TV show. Then get everyone but Dylan out of the house...quickly

Tell Dylan that his plastic-surgeon has died and he can't get another one for risk of losing their secret. Dylan will then die of a heart-attack.

Let the blind kid drive (though, that might result in ALL of you getting killed)

Give Gazzy baked-beans for breakfast and then leave Dylan alone in an air-tight space with no easy exits (such as an elevator) with him

Feed him Max's cooking

Tell the flock that Dylan is actually betraying them to the white-coats and they need to kill him before he does

Bribe Angel into making Dylan commit suicide

Fang and Iggy have LOTS of fangirls. Tell those fangirls that Dylan KILLED Fang and Iggy. Sit back to watch the show

Dylan is a vamp. And not one of those cool veggie-vamps from Twilight; he's the kind that's allergic to garlic and other random items. Give him some garlic bread and then some holy-water to wash it down.

Tell the Volturi that Dylan is going to tell everyone about the Vamps. Send the guard after him and that way you get the fun of watching Jane torture him before he's killed in brutally painful ways

Tell the American government that Dylan is the real terrorist behind the 9/11 attacks. He'll then probably get tortured, sent to prison where he'll challenge the toughest looking guy there and get beaten to a pulp and die

Take away all his hair and cosmetic products

Convince the voice that Dylan is a better person to annoy-er, help. He'll then be driven into madness by the voice and kill himself.

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THOU SHALT RECOMMEND DESIGNS!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Yeah...stereotypes...they suck.

This is cool, you should try it. If you think this is cool, copy and paste it in your profile.

The Real RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT 'SONG TITLE' DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Have fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Girls on Film by Duram Duram ( Uh, no thanks. THat made no sense.)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Wild Boys by Duram Duram ( What? Not even a boy, much less a wild one.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Notorious by Duram Duram ( What? No?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Message in a Bottle by The Police (Uh, nope.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Planet Earth by Duram Duram ( My goal is to... destroy the world. Great.)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Girlfriend clean by Avril Lavigne (NO!)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I gotta feeling by black eyed peas ( Well, not that bad.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Break your Heart by Taio Cruz ( NO!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield ( Kinda Sorta...)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
The Reflex by Duram Duram (NO! It's 4.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Over and Over by three days grace ( NO! The rest of the grade,yes but DOF0 and Feathers?No Way. Not to mention Izzarose.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Dynamite by Taio Cruz ( I'm not THAT happy and joyful.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Alice by Avril Lavigne( I want to fall in a hole?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hotel Room Service by Pitbull( No. Just-no. That is way to wrong for somebody my age. Just-no. *Shudder)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Let's get it started in here by Black Eyed Peas ( What wedding? What kind of *^%$ING IDIOT ARE YOU?)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Round and Round by Selena Gomez (No thanks.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Perfect day/Hoku by ? (That made no sense.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Lady Gaga-just dance (Eek- dancing. NOT)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Paparazzi by Lady Gaga (In my spare time I'm a paparazzi- shh, don't tell!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Love Story by Taylor Swift (um, no.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Telephone by Lady Gaga (I don't want them to stop calling! That song isn't right!)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Living On a prayer by Bon Jovi ( NO thanks.)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Walking on the sun by Smash Mouth (Kinda Sorta..)

Waking Up: Magic Carpet Ride by KSM (Good one!)

First Day At School: Fireflies by Owl City (Good, good)

Falling In Love: Follow Me Down by 3OH!3 ( No)

Fight Song: Rock that body by Black Eyed peas (uh, mild.)

Breaking Up: 1985 by Bowling For soup (Yes.)

Prom night: Love like Woah by Ready Set ( Not really.)

Life: Message in a bottle by The Police ( A bit.)

Mental Breakdown: Pocket full of sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield (Nope.)

Driving: Carmelldansen by Carmell ( Nope.)

Flashback: Wild Boys by Duran Duran (I guess it COULD work, depends)

Getting back together: Poker Face by Lady Gaga ( I don't think so.)

Wedding: Nothin on you by BOB ( Yes!)

Birth of Child: Halo by Beyonce (Kind Of.)

Final Battle: LOve Story by Taylor Swift. ( OH, let's kill these guys, cause we're in love with them! I don't think so.)

Funeral Song:I gotta a Feeling by Black Eyed peas (Nope.)

Final Credits: The Reflex by Duran Duran ( How about NO.)

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Purple.

2, Name one person who made you smile today.

Gillian

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Writing a chappie.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

I have too many.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO! And I don't want to! EVER!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Yum, for eating dinner.

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Orange Crush.

10, Do you like your wallet?

No. It's pink and broken.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Spaghetti.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cajin and BBQ, mixed.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

I don't have a cellie. :C

16, Ever go camping?

Yep! Camper!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Most of the time.

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope! If I did, I'd be a crispy critter.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Uh, no.

22, What did your last text message say?

NO CELLIE! :C

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Laptop.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Arm of the sofa.

26, What color is your watch?

What Watch?

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Outback steakhouse!

28, What is your birthstone?

Peridot.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Both.

30, What is your favorite number?

42. Go HG2TG!

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My Dad.

32, Any plans today?

"There's always a plan."

33, How many states have you lived in?

5.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Iggy. Not the real Iggy, but the guy I like looks like Iggy, so we call him Iggy. We want to make a YouTube called "Iggy Wars."

35, Last song listened to?

Rock that Body by Black eyed peas.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yes.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No. To mess up my house though, we have my cat.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time

My keen sandals. Ask DOF0 what they look like. I don't stare at my feet. I stare at Homework. My Laptop. Hawaii.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Oh, they WISH I was jealous of them.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

NO.

41, Do you love anyone?

Family. Friends. Duh.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

NO.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

COMPUTER, READING, AND WRITING!!! :)

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No. I;'m more of a 'hi' girl.

46, What color is your car?

My toy car is purple.

47, Do you like cats?

Yeah.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yes.Thomas Jefferson. :D

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yip, with my couisins.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Age 7. I tripped on a brick.

DOFO, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE, YOU WOULD BE THE WORST FRIEND EVER. BUT YOU KNEW ONE, RIGHT?

Mourns cap key*

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Was the only girl, but it was fun!)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Race cars, Olympics, etc.)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 13 and a half.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Carmex and chapstick)
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (don’t mind: )
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (can't had Arnold Chiari. PM me to find out what that is and symptoms)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything. (I know someone who does, and she's super annoying!)

TOTAL: 10

Wow. My Guy side wins=by 3 and a half! ( Don't forget the half.)

Girls Don't Realize these things:

I'm sorry that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough SENSE to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Anna, who was she before? Valaria, I mean.-" The Penderwicks on Gardam Street.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The News

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:43

6. Beside the computer, what do your hear?

My cat.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I don't know the time, walking on the snow with a layer of ice on top!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

FFN

9. What are you wearing?

A t-shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yea.

11. When did you last laugh?

Reading Crayola Marker's ' Finding Rick Riordan." *lololololol*

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I saw an Angel/Iggy fic.

14. What do you think of this quiz

IDK.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The missing Lynx.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd have a book shoping spree.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I love purple.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make myself a mutant birdkid. (duh.)

19. George Bush:

Is a person.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kalli

21.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Sean

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a""hole."

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (I didn't realized until I was going to bed)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Dang...

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Meh.

Iggy: YES!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?
A bit.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Meh.

Iggy: YES! * feels screen...wait. that doesn't say do you want bacon... ERASE IT!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Air-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Yes.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I chuckled.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I randomly said Fax rocks to my crush in class.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
No, I invited Fang over so I could torture him.

9. Who is your favorite character?

I think...

Iggy: ME!

No, Nudge.

Iggy: Pfft. Nudge, Smudge.

Me: GASP!

10. Do you like Jeb?

No.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Gills? Huh.. oh yeah...

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

I would rather listen to Justin Flipping Bevar then read that trash.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Not with Nudge, because you know, I could see why she was acting like that. I mean, she's had several many people try to kill her. But Angel...that evil little girl.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

TAE, SOF, STWAOES, and Fang and TFW tie for last.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Born for this by Paramore. ( I also thought that would be good for Witch and Wizard,)

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yeah, who hasn't?

17. Who do you think the voice should be?
What if, it was Dr. M! No, maybe it could just be a ghost of mutant past.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
* SIgns iggy up for gutair* Now I do.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

The flock became hippies.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.