UnDeadGoathide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, and Song of the Lioness. Please don't call me Goat. The Dead is the important part.I'm working on stuff, really. Don't kill me if it's not posted for a while. Please? I decided I needed to revamp my bio. My mom decided I needed to get off the computer. At least I deleted the really inane stuff . . . I'm American, a girl, 14, and I have hazel eyes and brown hair. Wait, maybe I shouldn't have said that? *looks scared* Now I won't be able to reveal my real name. Well, the USA's a big place. So I guess I can say it. It's *whispers* Eleanor. Små ekorn! I finally got off my butt and got an account on FictionPress. It's http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=381402. I've gotten off my lazy butt once more and gotten an LJ. My LJ name thing's undeadgoat; if you don't know LJ well enough to figure out how to find my journal, I'm not sure I want you looking at my journal. "The Rohirrim are not Rohans! Canadians are not Canadas, Orcs are not Mordors or Isengards or anything else like that, hobbits are not Shires, and Rohirrim are not Rohans! Can you get that through your thick skull?" "Guns don't kill people. I kill people..." "How is a Sue like a turtle? When they're on their backs, they're both screwed." |
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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
What Was That Title? by Valarauko reviews
A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Harry P.
Fellowship of the RingRingRing by Valarauko reviews
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
Ripples by Armelle-Madeline reviews
Remus's thoughts are disjointed as he thinks about his old friend, brother, lover. They are like ripples, across a lake-side on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Why They Are Not by ZenZen reviews
Comparison of your all time favourite LotR chracters to random everyday items such as broken lava lamps and rubber chickens. Oh, and did I mention that it was movie based?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 6/7/2003
Nocturne by misscam reviews
Ever do we love in the dark, in the night. Will it forever be so, ere the end of our days?” There is no easy path for the love between a Dwarf and an Elf, and especially not for Legolas and Gimli… (Slash. You’ve been warned.) WIP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Letter by Calliope Jones reviews
Remus finds a mysterious letter waiting for him. Was a short RemusTonks ficlet. Isn't anymore. OoTP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks
To Thine Own Self Be True by Armelle-Madeline reviews
In the year '72, Sirius struggles discovering who he is and his orientation, but fearing the reaction of the world around him, he tries to keep it to himself...slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
From the Desks of Allie and Chelsea: A PPC spinoff by Allie and Chelsea reviews
Allie and Chelsea are recruted to the PPC to get rid of all the Mary-Sues from His Dark Materials. This could get interesting...LotR chapter up! I didn't think Allie could get that confused...
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Sympathy by hell-whim reviews
Step. Swing. Cut. Merry was getting good at this. (AU, one-shot)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
Glorer by bratprincess reviews
If I told you one day I suddenly heard these two voices in my head you'd think I was mad..." But what if I wasn't so mad, what if there were elves fresh from Valinor in my head?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,696 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Andy Longwood reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Carry You Home by Freelancer reviews
Celeborn comforts an emotional Galadriel on their last night together in Middle-earth. Betcha didn’t know HE could sing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Galadriel, Elrond
Misadventures in Middleearth by Myrielle reviews
When you can't ride a horse or speak Westron, and realise that from your point of view living conditions are positively medieval, the one thing on your mind is not stealing Aragorn, romancing Legolas or slaying Orcs. It's going home, asap!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Impossible Princess by Metallicafangirl reviews
Hermione is forced to spend the summer at Hogwarts due to tragic events, and meets Blaise Zabini there, the one boy she never noticed. Will he be able to help her through, or will she drown?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Hermione G.
Mas Iell Nin? Where is my daughter? by Meril Gamgee reviews
When Elrond and Galadriel arrive in Valinor, Celebrían is anxious for news of her children. How will she react when Elrond tells her Arwen will die? Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
Wolf and Child by Showna EJ reviews
COMPLETE! After the death of her parents, Hermione goes to live with Remus Lupin. Slowly, she begins to see him as a father, but will he allow himself to accept the love of a daughter he never had?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Joren's Ordeal by Evilstrawberry reviews
What happened in Joren's ordeal? Why did he die? This has been changed slightly and reuploaded, some more stuff addedlike the whole first part of his ordeal... Please read!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Complete
The Silent Snake by Metallicafangirl reviews
COMPLETE By chance and possible bad luck, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini get stuck in the Room of Requirement for four hours. Will it be the start of a friendship, or will they tear out each others throat's?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,757 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snowdrops and Bluebells by Regina L reviews
Eowyn's growing friendship with Merry in the Houses of Healing begins to unthaw other feelings in her heart as well. A detailing of the Eowyn & Faramir courtship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Merciful Oblivion by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Life in Aman before the arrival of the Elves. There was another Vala, of whom the histories do not speak … Bombadillo, the brother of Vaire.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2003
She Calls To Him by Rose-Arwen-Padme reviews
Will&Elizabeth. A sweet poem centering on Elizabeth's thoughts some time after the movie. There's an unexpected twist at the end! Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2003
Torment by GreyLadyBast reviews
Drabble, exactly 100 words, ff.net's word count is inaccurate. Count 'em if you don't believe me. And I'm not going to spoil the POV for you, so there, nyah!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2003
I wanna be a Mary Sue by Lemonly Yakawashi reviews
A girl drops into Middle-Earth (literally), and assumes that Legolas will fall instantly in love with her, she will know Elvish, etc. However, things don't go as smoothly as a Legomance fic... PARODY. Chapter three finally up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
Catch by Speechless reviews
Faramir is seen by a Gondorian girl as she hangs up clothes to dry. A short vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Faramir
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Where Once Was Light by Metallicafangirl reviews
Someone visits Hogwarts after the end of the war, reliving memories, remembering old friends, saying goodbye. Song-fic to Gollums Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Hermione G.
The Last Grey Ship by ErinRua reviews
The voice of the Sea merely whispers, until the reasons to stay pass on. Aragorn's days are ending, and Gimli faces more farewells as Legolas looks to the West. How the story may have ended. Book-based. MITHRIL AWARD Commendation!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
Cast Away by Kielle reviews
As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2003
A Soldier's Lot by GreyLadyBast reviews
Remember that Southron soldier who fell dead at Sam's feet in TTT, after the oliphaunt sighting? Ever wonder who he was? Updated to repair minor canon flaws. Author's Note added.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 3/7/2002
Less Lore and More Wisdom by GreyLadyBast reviews
In ROTK, Bergil is sent by Gandalf in search of athelas to heal Faramir, Merry and Eowyn. This is how he got it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/5/2002
KALEWEN GOES 2 MIDDLE EARTH SQUEE! by Kielle reviews
HI! this is my story, its not a Mary Sue, its about an ordinary girl....OR IS SHE??? read it & find out!!!!1
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Huinesoron and Quelleharmiel reviews
2 freinds, David and Eleanor, are catapulted into Middle-earth! Will they find true luv? M-S PARODY (2 chaps)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Ribbit reviews
Drabble from a pet's POV. Thanks to GreyLadyBast for the challenge! It's really a hundred words; ff.n's count doesn't work.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Neville L.
Old Eregion reviews
Lament for Hollin. Under Lord of the Rings because I stole some lines from it, draws from Silm as well. From the POV of the rocks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
Nothing Gold Can Stay reviews
Lament for Lothlorien. Treebeard's POV. Yes, it's based on the poem by Robert Frost. Go read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Treebeard
The First One reviews
Many people are First. The first girl, the first known girl, the first Bazhir. And Kel wasn't the only First among the pages....
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003
Before the Sun reviews
About Galadriel's hair, why it was given to Gimli but not Feanor, etc. Hard to explain without ruining.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Galadriel
Fallen Woman reviews
Where do Mary-Sues REALLY come from? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Saruman
Blood Traitors and Time Turners reviews
This is a different take on the origins of Sirius Black, but not really an AU, since it would fit with all the canon so far. Or at least, it's supposed to. Updated! PG-13 for mild profanity. Please R & R! COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
Alice's Ode to a Mouse reviews
Fic of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. What Alice might have been thinking or saying to the mouse in the Pool of Tears. A poem. Ode, actually, as the title implies.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/29/2003
Till She Finds Her Place reviews
Songfic of Circle of Life. Arwen reflects on her life. Takes place between Aragorn's death and Arwen's. A different interpretation of the lyrics than my mom, friends, reviewers, etc. say is normal, but oh well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Bilbo B., Aragorn
Black as Sirius reviews
A songfic of Paint It Black. Rather hard for me to explain, but read it! PG-13 is for swearing, depressingness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.